muahh moy i will be a good boy to get to heaven

[changfrommumbai]

Even IF hell was real (big if, cope tier), you're fucked anyway king


100+ religions (actually thousands if you count every sect/cult/branch), all screaming different rulebooks:

• Eat pork? Straight to fire (Islam edition)
• Eat anything tasty? Nah bro vegan or hell (some new-age white girl cult edition)
• Masturbate? 72 virgins revoked, hand burns forever (multiple Abrahamic cope packs)
• Don't masturbate enough? Blue balls in afterlife (some incel prophet probably made that one up)
• Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca? Good boy
• Pray facing Jerusalem? Oops wrong direction, lava bath
• Believe in 3-in-1 god? Trinity chad
• Believe in 1 god only? Unitarian mog
• Believe in 0 gods but still moral? Atheist hell DLC unlocked
• Sacrifice virgins to volcano? Hawaiian god happy, everyone else mad
• Don't cut foreskin? Jewish god disappointed
• Cut too much? Oops overmogged the covenant

It's literally impossible to win niggaYou'd need to:

• Be born in the "correct" religion (RNG hell)
• Follow 100% of its rules perfectly (no one does)
• Somehow follow the OTHER 99 religions' non-conflicting rules too (impossible, they literally contradict)
• Die without ever sinning accidentally (good luck with intrusive thoughts about your cousin's ass at 3am)

So even if sky daddy with pitchfork is real, he's the biggest sadist everSet up a game where 99.999% of players auto-lose from spawn because wrong birthplace, wrong parents, wrong holy book drop


"Be good" my assIt's a rigged casino where house always wins, and the house is every contradictory cult at once

 

[Joeseminate]

why do you fucking care take this to r/atheism

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

Even IF hell was real (big if, cope tier), you're fucked anyway king


100+ religions (actually thousands if you count every sect/cult/branch), all screaming different rulebooks:

• Eat pork? Straight to fire (Islam edition)
• Eat anything tasty? Nah bro vegan or hell (some new-age white girl cult edition)
• Masturbate? 72 virgins revoked, hand burns forever (multiple Abrahamic cope packs)
• Don't masturbate enough? Blue balls in afterlife (some incel prophet probably made that one up)
• Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca? Good boy
• Pray facing Jerusalem? Oops wrong direction, lava bath
• Believe in 3-in-1 god? Trinity chad
• Believe in 1 god only? Unitarian mog
• Believe in 0 gods but still moral? Atheist hell DLC unlocked
• Sacrifice virgins to volcano? Hawaiian god happy, everyone else mad
• Don't cut foreskin? Jewish god disappointed
• Cut too much? Oops overmogged the covenant

It's literally impossible to win niggaYou'd need to:

• Be born in the "correct" religion (RNG hell)
• Follow 100% of its rules perfectly (no one does)
• Somehow follow the OTHER 99 religions' non-conflicting rules too (impossible, they literally contradict)
• Die without ever sinning accidentally (good luck with intrusive thoughts about your cousin's ass at 3am)

So even if sky daddy with pitchfork is real, he's the biggest sadist everSet up a game where 99.999% of players auto-lose from spawn because wrong birthplace, wrong parents, wrong holy book drop


"Be good" my assIt's a rigged casino where house always wins, and the house is every contradictory cult at once

You're clearly exaggerating your points.
However, I agree with your being born into the correct religion point. Converts of any religion suffer oppression due to their decision, especially in a backwards society.

 

[changfrommumbai]

why do you fucking care take this to r/atheism

i am not athiest i am nature believer nature is truth nature laws r truth

 

[changfrommumbai]

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[Iurker300]

mostly agree