"muh men live longer in marriage, muh women don't"

[g4rlic]

this is a triple wrong assesment

firstly using life expectancy as a stand in for happiness is dishonest and inaccurate. both married men and women report higher happiness than their unmarried counterparts

secondly lets assume that life expectancy is actually important to who wins the gender war. Who tf even are these never married people? For one we know these niggas are old. we are reporting already dead people. and these people on avg die in their 70s. born in the 50s at the latest. also not a huge sample size I'm guessing cuz these are older ppl its not like there were incels and femcels running around constantly

Why would a man be NEVER married in the 20th century? NIGGA he likely died young in a war, or was a criminal bro. those prolly heavily skew an already small sample size. Are we just gonna assume these unmarried ppl just so happened to be all middle class white ppl bro

also side note ur not gonna look me in the eyes and tell me these hoes are unmarried because they are politically literate middle class white girl bosses who have a degree in gender studies and all the contraceptives they could need. These are mostly poor single mothers bro plz be for real.

we have to understand the demographics we are studying before saying that men live longer because they suck the life out of women dude.

Also my final point is that women aren't even attracted or know how to look for good fathers or partners even when they try to go past their terrible biological impulses. Women hate marriage because they 1. go off of monkey brain and choose criminals or men with low pair bonding ablilty 2. if they date the men they hate they will choose the first ugly rich faggot who lovebombs them and doesn't look for any other traits indicating responsibility or nurturingness or even if he actually likes her for more than a trophy and then 3. they actually get everything but are bored and cheat anyways

So assuming this fact even is true its not like women reward or choose any good behaviour from men. they date losers and then blame the patriarchy as always

 

[g4rlic]

Another moderate effort pot from g4rlic from reading reddit nonsense

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

both married men and women report higher happiness than their unmarried counterparts

Suifuel for me.

 

[g4rlic]

@Jason Voorhees, @Big Boss

 

[g4rlic]

@Stalker , @IronMike ,

 

[IronMike]

whats the point of living longer when I'm a slave in my own home?

 

[g4rlic]

Suifuel for me.

eh marriage is more of a predictor of socio economic status than happiness but idk

 

[g4rlic]

whats the point of living longer when I'm a slave in my own home?

also kinda true lmao

 

[IronMike]

also kinda true lmao

My 4 guys in my friend group have gotten married in the last 2 years. They all complain about their wives already. I fw their wives tho, cool ladies who always put me on with their friends when I visit

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

eh marriage is more of a predictor of socio economic status than happiness but idk

Just read your user title, omega tera based. I should put “brown g4rlic basically” on mine.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

whats the point of living longer when I'm a slave in my own home?

Who says being a slave in a marriage is the only option you got boadie stops?

Like Pharoah of old jiptey-land you gotta set the tone of your household. We know all about the crook, that overplayed mother fucker, but don't forget about the flail. THE FlAiL SON! You got that?

Anyway, the sun doesn't rise for thouse in your house unless you say it does. I hope that helps.

 

[IronMike]

Who says being a slave in a marriage is the only option you got boadie stops?

Like Pharoah of old jiptey-land you gotta set the tone of your household. We know all about the crook, that overplayed mother fucker, but don't forget about the flail. THE FlAiL SON! You got that?

Anyway, the sun doesn't rise for thouse in your house unless you say it does. I hope that helps.

HMU when your wife drops the papers

 

[Lefty Rankin]

My 4 guys in my friend group have gotten married in the last 2 years. They all complain about their wives already. I fw their wives tho, cool ladies who always put me on with their friends when I visit

You'll never catch me complaining about my wife to anybody. Not ever. That's something I've ever done.

 

[g4rlic]

My 4 guys in my friend group have gotten married in the last 2 years. They all complain about their wives already. I fw their wives tho, cool ladies who always put me on with their friends when I visit

do you think their chuds or are their wives different around them

 

[IronMike]

do you think their chuds or are their wives different around them

different around them

 

[Lefty Rankin]

HMU when your wife drops the papers

She'd have been done that a LOOOONG time ago already friend, if she wanted to separate and wasn't 100% sure that papers would never work on me with the way I am.