Mum bugging out over protein powder

[halloweed]

Protein powder arrived today, I should’ve changed delivery date to a weekday ffs. She was like “What is this” I said protein powder and she rambled on about be careful of what you put in your body etc. When my dad comes home from work I wonder what he’s gonna do. Watch when they find out I’m cycling.

@wastedspermcel @sb23 @MA_ascender @looksmaxxing223

 

[MA_ascender]

we need a vid of you pinnning in front of them

 

[halloweed]

we need a vid of you pinnning in front of them

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At least this didn’t happen I can’t imagine what my parents will do

 

[looksmaxxing223]

bhai ur a 6'3 big guy, ur mom + dad wont do shit bc u have me and @wastedspermcel

 

[halloweed]

bhai ur a 6'3 big guy, ur mom + dad wont do shit bc u have me and @wastedspermcel

Ik but I’m tryna bulk I’m 84kg but my parents don’t understand, they don’t care about protein and all that bs

 

[Gonthar]

Protein powder arrived today, I should’ve changed delivery date to a weekday ffs. She was like “What is this” I said protein powder and she rambled on about be careful of what you put in your body etc. When my dad comes home from work I wonder what he’s gonna do. Watch when they find out I’m cycling.

Over if you have such overbearing parents...

 

[Surfsup]

Poison

 

[halloweed]

Over if you have such overbearing parents...

Yh over, I’ve had to hide my potassium and vitamin d3 and calcium supplements from them

 

[halloweed]

Poison

Ik but I have no other way to get 180g a, my parents don’t care about my protein intake

 

[wastedspermcel]

My mother said I should go on anti depressants because of the gh situation and height shit

 

[halloweed]

My mother said I should go on anti depressants because of the gh situation and height shit

My mum will put me in care if I ever wanted any hormones.

 

[wastedspermcel]

bhai ur a 6'3 big guy, ur mom + dad wont do shit bc u have me and @wastedspermcel

My mother could probably physically overpower me as she's a 5'8 ogre

 

[halloweed]

she's a 5'8 ogre

Nahh

 

[halloweed]

@N1666 my dad gonna ask where did I get the money from so I’m gonna say my friend bought from there before and they gave me a free order so I had to only pay shipping which is £10.

 

[looksmaxxing223]

My mother could probably physically overpower me as she's a 5'8 ogre

brutal shes taller than me

 

[thereallegend]

Protein powder is denatured, highly processed and fully of heavy metals. Just eat a steak. Raw. Watch what you put in your body.

 

[halloweed]

brutal shes taller than me

I swear on @Outerz14 life both of you will grow taller

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Protein powder is denatured, highly processed and fully of heavy metals. Just eat a steak. Raw. Watch what you put in your body.

no raw steak for your face

 

[halloweed]

Protein powder is denatured, highly processed and fully of heavy metals. Just eat a steak. Watch what you put in your body.

Yh ik my mum is correct but she doesn’t care about my protein intake since she doesn’t consider it a necessity.

 

[thereallegend]

Yh ik my mum is correct but she doesn’t care about my protein intake since she doesn’t consider it a necessity.

Eat more meat and eggs instead. You missed my point.

 

[halloweed]

Eat more meat and eggs instead. You missed my point.

Nah I got your point, I’m eating 4 eggs a day without my mums notice and my mum barely cooks any meat. It’s over.

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Nah I got your point, I’m eating 4 eggs a day without my mums notice and my mum barely cooks any meat. It’s over.

this proves height increase from carbs + sugar, jfl how tall are ur parents bhai

 

[wastedspermcel]

brutal shes taller than me

I'm barely taller than her. Every nigga my age is like a head taller than their mother

 

[looksmaxxing223]

I'm barely taller than her. Every nigga my age is like a head taller than their mother

my mom's uncles are all 5'7-5'10 and they live in a shithole like karachi, 5'10 in karachi is = 6'1 in the uk

 

[halloweed]

this proves height increase from carbs + sugar, jfl how tall are ur parents bhai

My dad says is 6ft mum 5’10 but these days she’s looking taller esp in photos

 

[halloweed]

I'm barely taller than her. Every nigga my age is like a head taller than their mother

My dad spine compressed I think that’s gonna happen to me I’ll join u guys

 

[wastedspermcel]

My dad says is 6ft mum 5’10 but these days she’s looking taller esp in photos

Mums my growth was stunted

 

[looksmaxxing223]

My dad says is 6ft mum 5’10 but these days she’s looking taller esp in photos

brutal ur dad knew it'd be over if he bred with a femlet

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Mums my growth was stunted

same but idk what it could be lol, my sisters are all 5'4-5'3 and by that logic i should be 5'10 minimum

 

[wastedspermcel]

My dad spine compressed I think that’s gonna happen to me I’ll join u guys

Nigga thinks he'll shrink 5 inches in his 40s

 

[halloweed]

Mums my growth was stunted

thats peak man

brutal ur dad knew it'd be over if he bred with a femlet

yh I’m glad my dad married a tall woman but I feel cringed out when she looks taller than him in photos

 

[looksmaxxing223]

thats peak man

yh I’m glad my dad married a tall woman but I feel cringed out when she looks taller than him in photos

probs angles then g

 

[halloweed]

@N1666 my dad gonna ask where did I get the money from so I’m gonna say my friend bought from there before and they gave me a free order so I had to only pay shipping which is £10.

probs angles then g

Is this a good plan bro? I feel bad now I think my mum thinks I’m gonna die because of protein powder.

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Is this a good plan bro? I feel bad now I think my mum thinks I’m gonna die because of protein powder.

just tell her ur a gymcel and that u need protein and its essential for building muscle

 

[Joshrc]

Its very hard to ascend when you live in your parents

 

[halloweed]

just tell her ur a gymcel and that u need protein and its essential for building muscle

Yeah I told her I need 1.2 x as much protein as my body weight and she disregarded my point saying my grandma is still living a very long life and she didn’t eat processed foods at my age.

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Yeah I told her I need 1.2 x as much protein as my body weight and she disregarded my point saying my grandma is still living a very long life and she didn’t eat processed foods at my age.

just yap about benefits of protein, but i'm sure she'll say no protein for your face

 

[halloweed]

Its very hard to ascend when you live in your parents

Trust me, my mum wants me to be a dermatologist because of what I know about skincare

 

[Joshrc]

Trust me, my mum wants me to be a dermatologist because of what I know about skincare

what do you know abt skincare?

 

[halloweed]

just yap about benefits of protein, but i'm sure she'll say no protein for your face

Bro I already did this morning and she also said too much protein isn’t good BUT I BARELY GET 100 GRAMS A DAY SHOULD I KEEP STAYING SKINNY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE ?

 

[halloweed]

what do you know abt skincare?

They say that because of the products I used to buy, now I just stay with salicylic acid and tretinoin

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Bro I already did this morning and she also said too much protein isn’t good BUT I BARELY GET 100 GRAMS A DAY SHOULD I KEEP STAYING SKINNT THE REST OF MY LIFE ?

get chico's build bro, unless ur a framecel

 

[halloweed]

get chico's build bro, unless ur a framecel

I have this build rn

I’m tryna get to

That’s why I’m pinning my bum bum 2x a week

 

[looksmaxxing223]

I have this build rn
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I’m tryna get to
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That’s why I’m pinning my bum bum 2x a week

Subhuman niglet at my school getting lifemogged and cucked by me and my friend.

Extremely unimportant but just funny and kinda brutal to think about. Theres this 5'4 junior at my school whos a totally subhuman niglet, genuinely ugly as fuck. Round face, 0 jawline, recessed chin, nonexistant eyebrows, bug eyes, skinnyfat, and to top it all off has freckles all over his face...

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[halloweed]

Subhuman niglet at my school getting lifemogged and cucked by me and my friend.

Extremely unimportant but just funny and kinda brutal to think about. Theres this 5'4 junior at my school whos a totally subhuman niglet, genuinely ugly as fuck. Round face, 0 jawline, recessed chin, nonexistant eyebrows, bug eyes, skinnyfat, and to top it all off has freckles all over his face...

looksmax.org

Give it 2 min I’ll read

 

[Huge غرور]

Poison

Its not poison you dumb retarded niggerz whey protein is literally just filtered to remove carbs and fat. Genuinely a superfood.

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Overview-of-digestible-indispensable-amino-acid-score-DIAAS-values-including-the-first_tbl1_358828785

More digesteble protein source than any other source on earth NIGGER.

 

[Huge غرور]

Protein powder is denatured, highly processed and fully of heavy metals. Just eat a steak. Raw. Watch what you put in your body.

This is skinny nigger cope, every single bodybuilder you know takes protein powder and is 5x your size.

Jfl at heavy metals and highly processed like you retards on this forum dont take shit supps from untested sources which will give u actual heavy metal poisening

 

[Huge غرور]

Ik but I have no other way to get 180g a, my parents don’t care about my protein intake

U dont need 180g. 0.8g per pound of bw is all you need for max muscle gain.


Rest is anabolic insurrance but that doesnt matter when ur retarded mother doesnt even allow u to eat more protein

 

[halloweed]

@looksmaxxing223 @MA_ascender @wastedspermcel

My poo:day ratio is usually 1:2 or 1:3
But I’ve digested 60g whey protein everyday now it’s going to be 2:1 I can feel the protein diffusing through my digestive system.

 

[halloweed]

U dont need 180g. 0.8g per pound of bw is all you need for max muscle gain.


Rest is anabolic insurrance but that doesnt matter when ur retarded mother doesnt even allow u to eat more protein

You niggerslim I’m gonna be using more to finish it anyways because my mum doesn’t care about how much powder I take a day nijigaboojab