Mum bugging out over protein powder

Typical uneducated low IQ parents.
I bet they're also vegans and haven't lifted a single weight in their lives.
Tell them to fuck off or you'll start doing heroin instead.
They'll start singing a different tune afterwards.
 
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mrdouchebag said:
Typical uneducated low IQ parents.
I bet they're also vegans and haven't lifted a single weight in their lives.
Tell them to fuck off or you'll start doing heroin instead.
They'll start singing a different tune afterwards.
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Nah they ain’t vegan they just don’t give a fuck about my gym life
 
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halloweed said:
@N1666 my dad gonna ask where did I get the money from so I’m gonna say my friend bought from there before and they gave me a free order so I had to only pay shipping which is £10.
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How are you getting away with ordering roids and being able to pin in peace if they are like this over protein powder?
 
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N1666 said:
How are you getting away with ordering roids and being able to pin in peace if they are like this over protein powder?
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I ordered rods to my friends house and I pin straight after school, but I forgot the protein shipment came today and didn’t change delivery date. My parents have no clue about the roids.
 
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This is just sad
 
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halloweed said:
I ordered rods to my friends house and I pin straight after school, but I forgot the protein shipment came today and didn’t change delivery date. My parents have no clue about the roids.
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Back when there was loads of hype around turkesterone I ordered some to a friends house and hid it in a shoebox.

My dad randomly decided to search my room and found it and he kicked me out of the house. One on the main reasons I haven’t spoken to my father in years is because of a cope supplement that he thought was roids.
 
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N1666 said:
They always somehow still find shit no matter how good you think you’ve hidden it. It’s like they have a sixth sense.
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This is true, I do get paranoid every day though.
 
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N1666 said:
They always somehow still find shit no matter how good you think you’ve hidden it. It’s like they have a sixth sense.
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My parents literally have found my phallosan forte extender box with all the attachments in my room and opened it and moved it before.
But the normie assumption about anyone who uses penis extenders is that they have a tiny dick, so I'm guessing my parents just felt bad and didn't wanna make me feel ashamed about the small penis they must have guessed I had :incel:
 
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Maybe your mum doesn’t want you to eat that jew powdered bs innit
 
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Dystopian said:
Maybe your mum doesn’t want you to eat that jew powdered bs innit
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Yeah but I’ve told my parents to buy more meat and eggs but they don’t give a fuck.
 
JFL eat more goyslop
 
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AverageCurryEnjoyer said:
JFL eat more goyslop
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Might as well man
IMG 0627
 
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Isn't creatine a protein powder bad for your hair if you have less than ideal genetics OVER.
 
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Wombles said:
Isn't creatine a protein powder bad for your hair if you have less than ideal genetics OVER.
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1728739831377

@NZb6Air @wastedspermcel @MA_ascender @looksmaxxing223 :feelsuhh:
 
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just rope 😕
 
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you are mad because your mom cares about you?
 
Huge غرور said:
This is skinny nigger cope, every single bodybuilder you know takes protein powder and is 5x your size.

Jfl at heavy metals and highly processed like you retards on this forum dont take shit supps from untested sources which will give u actual heavy metal poisening
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Broski just get your protein from raw animal foods broski. Body-destroyers are not 5x my size. I'm 220lbs 6'4. Body-destroyers get that big from from taking lifespan shortening drugs broski. All supplements are toxic. Listen to Aajonus.
 
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halloweed said:
@MA_ascender @looksmaxxing223 @wastedspermcel how tf do I remove this lol I’m paranoid that my parents might reverse image search these :lul:
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beg mods in DMs
 
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@MA_ascender @looksmaxxing223 @wastedspermcel how tf do I remove this lol I’m paranoid that my parents might reverse image search these :lul:
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bro give me ur discord
 
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my fathers based tbh, used to pin steroids when he was younger
 
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My parents found my dick pump and they told me abt it and said they didn’t care:lul: i keep all my supps In the kitchen and they don’t really care abt them. I once told them I’m roiding as a joke (I was) and my mum was shocked but then said “the shit you would do for muscles:lul:” and I had to make sure I was telling her I was joking:forcedsmile: I might aswell tell them I’m gonna roid soon I can just keep them hanging around my room 😎
 
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moreplatesmoreweigh said:
My parents found my dick pump and they told me abt it and said they didn’t care:lul: i keep all my supps In the kitchen and they don’t really care abt them. I once told them I’m roiding as a joke (I was) and my mum was shocked but then said “the shit you would do for muscles:lul:” and I had to make sure I was telling her I was joking:forcedsmile: I might aswell tell them I’m gonna roid soon I can just keep them hanging around my room 😎
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Your parents are so relaxed wtf :lul:
 
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halloweed said:
Your parents are so relaxed wtf :lul:
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I’m guessing it’s because my sister has done ket, whippets, weed, coke, meth, dmt. Regularly vapes and invites friend over to smoke weed:lul: they disappointed asf at her but they let her do all those drugs probably same thing with me but I’m the tallest in my house and my dad has started being scared of me as he’s only 5’8 fat framecel and I’m 5’11.5 with 21 bidelt :lul: he always argues with my mum but stops when I’m in the room (aura:feelshah:) but I might just ask them to let me roid openly as I cba to keep going to my shed to pin:feelsuhh:
 
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halloweed said:
What age did he pin and did he allow you to do that?
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late 20s, used to be a chad back when he was younger

im on roids rn but i havent told him, no clue if he knows tbh but i literally just store everything in my desk drawer, my parents sometimes go through my drawers but theyve both made 0 mention of it so idk if theyve seen it or not
 
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