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she took it to the pharmacy to ask someone about it

its over no summer 2026 ascension

not gonna get jacked anymore


@PharmaPhaggot @ltnbrownacnecel @tunisianropemaxxer @acm
 
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How old are you
 
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My nightmares
 
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IL praying to god the doctor is a high iq chsd
 
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im lucky my mum is clueless. I just have my accutane lying around and she's like "uh what's this" and I say some shit like "nothing dw about it :whistle:" and she just moves on with her day
 
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IL praying to god the doctor is a high iq chsd
just gonna start fake crying and tell her i used ro get bullied for being skinny
which is true
 
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im lucky my mum is clueless. I just have my accutane lying around and she's like "uh what's this" and I say some shit like "nothing dw about it :whistle:" and she just moves on with her day
ye i have accutane and all my pharma shit on my drawer but
she found two ampoules
a tissue full of blood and
two syringes
all in one plastic bag hidden under m ybed
 
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just gonna start fake crying and tell her i used ro get bullied for being skinny
which is true
holy shit reading this made me laugh. it reminded me of when I was in 9th grade, this retarded somali nigga got caught cheating with his phone on a science test and he started fake crying to the teacher to try get away with it.

since it was 9th grade and he must of been an Oscar worthy actor, the teacher actually let it slide. (prob cuz he's retarded so letting it slide wouldn't change much)
 
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holy shit reading this made me laugh. it reminded me of when I was in 9th grade, this retarded somali nigga got caught cheating with his phone on a science test and he started fake crying to the teacher to try get away with it.

since it was 9th grade and he must of been an Oscar worthy actor, the teacher actually let it slide. (prob cuz he's retarded so letting it slide wouldn't change much)
dude
its a true story im just addinh the fake crying part to make it more believable
 
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dude
its a true story im just addinh the fake crying part to make it more believable
yeah I know it's true, I actually got made fun of for being skinny growing up too. just made me laugh since it reminded me of that but mb if it seemed like I was making fun.
 
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Luckily my mom is black pulled and helps me inject :blackpill:
 
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dude
its a true story im just addinh the fake crying part to make it more believable
okay look im brining up too many stories of my own but this one as well.

when I was in 8th grade, my friends were going to the movies on the weekends. I never really got invited anywhere so I asked them if I could come, but remmeber the part where I said I got made fun of for being skinny. they knew I was skinny and weak asf, so they said that if I could do ONE push up, they'd let me come with them. and I spent the whole lunch trying to do one, and I couldnt do one mf push up just to go to the movies with my friends.
 
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i have it worse, my mom IS a pharmacist who always tells me not to touch those things.

if she ever finds it im fucking dead
 
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okay look im brining up too many stories of my own but this one as well.

when I was in 8th grade, my friends were going to the movies on the weekends. I never really got invited anywhere so I asked them if I could come, but remmeber the part where I said I got made fun of for being skinny. they knew I was skinny and weak asf, so they said that if I could do ONE push up, they'd let me come with them. and I spent the whole lunch trying to do one, and I couldnt do one mf push up just to go to the movies with my friends.
damn dude
i experienced stuff like yhat too
 
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You are skinny not because you lack testosterone; You are skinny because you do not eat enough protein and kilocalories (Calories).

I am 173 centimetres and 90 kilograms or 5 feet 8 and 198 pounds as a 100 percent natural vegan. 🌱

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Rich Piana once said: "EAT MORE FUCKING FOOD. THAT IS GOING TO MAKE YOU BIGGER".
 
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You are skinny not because you lack testosterone; You are skinny because you do not eat enough protein and kilocalories (Calories).

I am 173 centimetres and 90 kilograms or 5 feet 8 and 198 pounds as a 100 percent natural vegan. 🌱

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Rich Piana once said: "EAT MORE FUCKING FOOD. THAT IS GOING TO MAKE YOU BIGGER".
will i get big if i drink your blood?
 
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will i get big if i drink your blood?
Human blood has between 600 to 700 kilocalories per litre, so you could get some energy and nutrients from that. The problem is that human blood is very high in iron, so you would get iron overload and vomit or develop Haemochromatosis.
 
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You are skinny not because you lack testosterone; You are skinny because you do not eat enough protein and kilocalories (Calories).

I am 173 centimetres and 90 kilograms or 5 feet 8 and 198 pounds as a 100 percent natural vegan. 🌱

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Rich Piana once said: "EAT MORE FUCKING FOOD. THAT IS GOING TO MAKE YOU BIGGER".
wow
 
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Time to make somy natty gains then. It’s not that hard.
 
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yes it is nigga
U just got to be consistent, train to failure, and bulk so ur right it’s hard asf. Just bulk and u will get big bro but the face gets fucked.
 
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How hard did u get beat bro:lul:
 
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fuck.. take the loss and buy more:lul::lul:
 
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moms be sellin bruh
 
U just got to be consistent, train to failure, and bulk so ur right it’s hard asf. Just bulk and u will get big bro but the face gets fucked.
bro
summer is in 3 month
 
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Fuck physique it’s all about the face anyways just work out but stay lean and don’t get into fights 😂.
bro
u havent slayed u fony know what the market is like
its either have it all or have the left overs
 
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no fake tears will be shed

@asdvek
It's better for OP, nigga doesn't respond to roids at all LMFAO

Skinny retard on roids

I was bigger at the age of 14 naturally
 
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It's better for OP, nigga doesn't respond to roids at all LMFAO

Skinny retard on roids

I was bigger at the age of 14 naturally
same...

me at age 12 for reference

Jeff young
 
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It's better for OP, nigga doesn't respond to roids at all LMFAO

Skinny retard on roids

I was bigger at the age of 14 naturally
dude
ur fat its legit over for u
 
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dude
ur fat its legit over for u
I'm not fat, even if I was I can get lean :lul:

U can't fix respond to roids, it's literally over for you

You can inject tren yet still not be as big as me naturally

@User28823
 
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no fake tears will be shed

@asdvek
ur legit 5’7 u realize how over it is for u
even it u put on the best muscles
ur still gonna be stuck at 5’7
ur always gonna be mogged
i was 5’8 at 13
now im 6’1 no amount of muscles is saving u manlet
 
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I'm not fat, even if I was I can get lean :lul:

U can't fix respond to roids, it's literally over for you

You can inject tren yet still not be as big as me naturally

@User28823
i mean i legit put on 7 in 2 month wym i cant respind to roids
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i mean i legit put on 7 in 2 month wym i cant respind to roids
🤣
You literally look like shit

Also got thick ethnic eyebrows

You're a low class poor subhuman

Brutal social class pill
 
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ur legit 5’7 u realize how over it is for u
even it u put on the best muscles
ur still gonna be stuck at 5’7
ur always gonna be mogged
i was 5’8 at 13
now im 6’1 no amount of muscles is saving u manlet
5'7.75" is the ideal male height

 
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ideal for dick sucking maybe
keep coping bro i put on 7 kg in two month
while ur alwyas gonna be a manlet
if i cared as much as u do i'd have gotten double LL surgery already

no surgery for ur subhuman insertions and frame unfortunately...
 
Id smash it over your head if i was her
 
she took it to the pharmacy to ask someone about it

its over no summer 2026 ascension

not gonna get jacked anymore


@PharmaPhaggot @ltnbrownacnecel @tunisianropemaxxer @acm
just say her u will get fucked when u randomly stop roiding and tell her about pct
 
ur legit 5’7 u realize how over it is for u
even it u put on the best muscles
ur still gonna be stuck at 5’7
ur always gonna be mogged
i was 5’8 at 13
now im 6’1 no amount of muscles is saving u manlet
Screenshot 20260222 162400 TikTok
 
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You are skinny not because you lack testosterone; You are skinny because you do not eat enough protein and kilocalories (Calories).

I am 173 centimetres and 90 kilograms or 5 feet 8 and 198 pounds as a 100 percent natural vegan. 🌱

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Rich Piana once said: "EAT MORE FUCKING FOOD. THAT IS GOING TO MAKE YOU BIGGER".
is 5'9 160 lbs good?
 
if i cared as much as u do i'd have gotten double LL surgery already

no surgery for ur subhuman insertions and frame unfortunately...
how does he look like
 

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