Muscular manlet-Chad thought his Stacy girlfriend's baby was a plant and fed it sunlight food - ugh, guess how this story ends?

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The baby was not a plant after all, and sadly, died from starvation.

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Moron number one:

Retarded stacy


The Stacy was sentenced to two years of lesbian sex in prison.

Moron number two:

Botanist failure


The manlet-Chad is currently fighting his conviction because he believes the plant-baby would've lived if they had planted it into the soil and not cremated it.

 
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They called the child Cosmos, jfl. Didn't believe in the old man in the sky, now he's gonna meet him.
 
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They called the child Cosmos, jfl. Didn't believe in the old man in the sky, now he's gonna meet him.
Botanists, nature lovers, vegans, and scientists; all of them are severely disturbed. They're a danger to children, a danger to our communities.
 
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Looks LTN/MTN
 
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Where’s Wally big Jim? Haven’t seen him posting in a while
 
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The "Stacy";

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OP is a retard.
 
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Stacy territory! Sorry little jealous feller, she's got it, you don't. And you never will.

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lol jealous? She's got nothing other than a foid's basic smv. Wonky-faced filicider.
 
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Maybe she watched too much superman and thought her baby waz super human
 
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Maybe she watched too much superman and thought her baby waz super human
She's blaming him for being a controlling brute who made her feed her baby sunlight. But tbh, I think they both were taking the same prescription drug, Adderall. What other drug would make a person think vegetables are better than meat and babies can feed off rays of nutritious delicious radiation?
 
ill carry on eternally
 
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