Muslim Heaven better than Christian Heaven

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Ngl getting 72 big titty virgin waifus in the afterlife sounds allot better than having to work and worship god 24/7 for eternity ngl how’s that even appealing? I probably would blow up a building if I was Muslim and believed in this stuff ngl.
 
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Ngl getting 72 big titty virgin waifus in the afterlife sounds allot better than having to work and worship god 24/7 for eternity ngl how’s that even appealing? I probably would blow up a building if I was Muslim and believed in this stuff ngl

Yeah okay Mr polytheism
 
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Not religious in any form but keep worshipping your Jew like a good goy
Who worships a Jew? Ironic because Christian’s worship Jesus who they claim was a literal Jew
 
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horny ass nigga there’s more to life than big titty girls
 
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horny ass nigga there’s more to life than big titty girls

Das rite and it’s snow bunny heaven

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Can't you like wish for anything in heaven?
 
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Can't you like wish for anything in heaven?
No read the bible it’s just praise and worship of god for all time it never mentions anything like wishes most Christians have a distorted view of heaven from movies and tv
 
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No read the bible it’s just praise and worship of god for all time it never mentions anything like wishes most Christians have a distorted view of heaven from movies and tv
The Bible alone is distorted
 
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I dislike both religions but I'd rather be a Muzzie than a christcuck any day. At least I'd get to rejoice in knowing that I have hoors waiting for me in the afterlife, opposed to floating around in the clouds singing hallelujah with some Joo for eternity (do Christcucks really think that's tuff :feelshaha:)
 
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What’s your ideal afterlife yn?
nature, but without any pain to us humans, there could be cities but they will be grandiose like germania
All white kingdom and just perfect in every sense
 
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I dislike both religions but I'd rather be a Muzzie than a christcuck any day. At least I'd get to rejoice in knowing that I have hoors waiting for me in the afterlife, opposed to floating around in the clouds singing hallelujah with some Joo for eternity (do Christcucks really think that's tuff :feelshaha:)
Yes it’s extremely lame when I found out what it’s actually life I was amazed
 
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You know there were multiple different Quran’s and they eventually decided on one and destroyed the rest look into it
It was the same one that thousands memorized
 
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It was the same one that thousands memorized
No there were quite literally many different ones which had different writing in different parts eventually the most influential Islamic leader at the time chose one and destroyed the rest
 
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No there were quite literally many different ones which had different writing in different parts eventually the most influential Islamic leader at the time chose one and destroyed the rest
Nope it wasn’t different Qurans but different personal copies with different spellings and dialects noted and incomplete parts and he forms it with the prophets actual scribes
 
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I’d consider it if it was 72*2 and not just 72
 
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It's all copium anyways. Personal immortality is a foolish idea. Your death is pretty much the end of you as a person.
 
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