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Muslim incels this was the greatest mogger of moggers.

Prophet Yusuf (peace be upon him) is the greatest mogger ever. So mogger that his Beauty is even a subject in the quran.

Yusuf was extremely handsome. In fact, it is written that he was so handsome, as if he was given half of all the beauty in the world. Half the beauty in the whole world. Fuck Gandy Fuck Maher fuck Henry Cavill and Chico or any other man you see as perfection, Yusuf was Beauty incarnate.

He was so beautiful that the wife of the king's right hand man in Egypt even tried to rape him. And she herself was described as the most beautiful of her time.

Chapter 12 verse 23: And the lady, in whose house he lived, tried to seduce him. She locked the doors firmly and said, "Come to me!" He replied, "Allah is my refuge! It is ˹not right to betray˺ my master, who has taken good care of me. Indeed, the wrongdoers never succeed."

Chapter 12 verse 25: They raced for the door and she tore his shirt from the back, only to find her husband at the door. She cried, "What is the penalty for someone who tried to violate your wife, except imprisonment or a painful punishment?"

When was the last time a Giga stacy with super status tried to rape your psl hero?

Nevertheless, the story of the womans pursuit spread. Other women began ridiculing her character. Distressed, she planned to prove to them her helpless reaction to Yusuf's extraordinary handsomeness. Hence, she invited these women to a banquet at her residence one day. There she served them fruit along with knives. When the women were happily chatting away while slicing fruits, she summoned Yusuf. The women looked up at him. Astonished at such angelic beauty, they cut their hands without even realizing they had. She seized the moment to announce that this was the man for whom she was blamed.

Chapter 12 verse 31: When she heard about their gossip , she invited them and set a banquet for them. She gave each one a knife, then said ˹to Joseph˺, "Come out before them." When they saw him, they were so stunned ˹by his beauty˺ that they cut their hands, and exclaimed, "Good God! This cannot be human; this must be a noble angel!"

He was Mogger in Face, body and character.

So next time you think of a PSL god, know that they were mogged by a young man who lived in 1600 BC, with no abbility to fraud or get surgery.

Over if you are not a pious Muslim.
 
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I always wonder how good-looking he must have been; because it seems that we have yet to see a specimen like him. I also wonder if he had colored eyes and hair and pale skin or not.
 
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For people who don’t know who Yusuf (as) is, he would be Joseph (pbuh).
 
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Disney made a movie about him (actually prettty good) and he's portrayed as a ginger aryan.

Joseph king dreams
 
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Disney made a movie about him (actually prettty good) and he's portrayed as a ginger aryan.

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That movie is more from the biblical perspective, but the stories do match the quran in some ways. Disney makes who is brown white and who is white brown. They do more white washing than laundromats.
 
That movie is more from the biblical perspective, but the stories do match the quran in some ways. Disney makes who is brown white and who is white brown. They do more white washing than laundromats.
Dont muslims and christians share the tankh(old testament)?
 
Chapter 12 verse 23: And the lady, in whose house he lived, tried to seduce him. She locked the doors firmly and said, "Come to me!" He replied, "Allah is my refuge! It is ˹not right to betray˺ my master, who has taken good care of me. Indeed, the wrongdoers never succeed."
Based verse.

Dont muslims and christians share the tankh(old testament)?
It's a previous revelation which has been corrupted according to Islam.
 
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There are no Muslim on here.
 
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Dont muslims and christians share the tankh(old testament)?
Some Muslim religious authorities view these books (i.e., the Bible, or parts of it) as having been altered and interpolated over time, while maintaining that the Quran remains as the final, unchanged and preserved word of God.
 
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That movie is more from the biblical perspective, but the stories do match the quran in some ways. Disney makes who is brown white and who is white brown. They do more white washing than laundromats.
According to the Quran Prophet Muhammad was white skin so so prolly was Yusuf
 
According to the Quran Prophet Muhammad was white skin so so prolly was Yusuf
The Quran never mentioned the skin of the Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him. The only sources that talk about the appearance of the Prophet Muhammad peace be upon him are the Hadith.

Rabi'ah ibn Abdur Rahman reported: I heard Anas ibn Malik describing the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, saying, “He was of medium height among people, neither tall nor short. He had a rosy color, neither fully white nor deep brown. His hair was neither completely curly, nor quite long. Divine inspiration was revealed to him when he was forty years old. He stayed for ten years in Mecca receiving inspiration, and he stayed ten years in Medina. When he passed away, he had less than twenty white hairs on his head and beard.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ al-Bukhārī 3354
 
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