ugly-but-optimistic
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this method completely bypasses the ridiculous obstacle course and casino inside her vagina
your chad sperm (if you have any lol) go directly to the sticky honeypot
- make 10mL of a 1% collagen mixture, heat in microwave for 20 seconds, stir and leave to cool
- take a contraceptive pill that contains progestin, place it at the bottom of the collagen layer
- the mixture should be a smooth and thick gel but not semisolid like jello
- have sex, but pull out prior to orgasm and ejaculate onto the mixture (DO NOT mix the layers together)
- leave it for 5 hours plus
- carefully extract the semen layer and discard
- use a pipette to inject the collagen layer directly into the uterus
notes:
- it doesn't need to be collagen / gelatine, any suitable polymer will do
- all ingredients and processes MUST be clean and sterile
- timing needs to be good, her ovum can't be stuck right up the fallopian
- perhaps bourgeonal can be used instead of the pill
- the pill might need to be diluted depending on the formulation
- this process should work in theory but in practice some adjustments would be needed in order to optimise it
read more:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
www.newscientist.com
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
your chad sperm (if you have any lol) go directly to the sticky honeypot
- make 10mL of a 1% collagen mixture, heat in microwave for 20 seconds, stir and leave to cool
- take a contraceptive pill that contains progestin, place it at the bottom of the collagen layer
- the mixture should be a smooth and thick gel but not semisolid like jello
- have sex, but pull out prior to orgasm and ejaculate onto the mixture (DO NOT mix the layers together)
- leave it for 5 hours plus
- carefully extract the semen layer and discard
- use a pipette to inject the collagen layer directly into the uterus
notes:
- it doesn't need to be collagen / gelatine, any suitable polymer will do
- all ingredients and processes MUST be clean and sterile
- timing needs to be good, her ovum can't be stuck right up the fallopian
- perhaps bourgeonal can be used instead of the pill
- the pill might need to be diluted depending on the formulation
- this process should work in theory but in practice some adjustments would be needed in order to optimise it
read more:
Why so many sperm cells?
A key limiting step in fertility is the search for the oocyte by spermatozoa. Initially, there are tens of millions of sperm cells, but a single one will make it to the oocyte. This may be one of the most severe selection processes designed by evolution, ...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Human eggs release chemicals that attract some sperm more than others
A person’s eggs release chemicals after sex that preferentially attract sperm from certain people, which might help explain why some people have fertility problems
