MVP theories ranked

[7zyzz7]

1. Just do nothing theory (everything is overwelming)
2. Destroy humanity theory
3. IQmaxx theory
4. Having sex is impossible theory

What theories does he have in store for us in 2023? Im looking foward to them. In my opinion destroy humanity theory was the most life changing theory for me.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Tails will take his threads and talk about how retarded we are

 

[7zyzz7]

@_MVP_

 

[MoggerGaston]

Tails will take his threads and talk about how retarded we are

Which of his theories do you think, makes us look retarded?

 

[Zylk]

Explain the second

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

Just sleep all day theory

 

[7zyzz7]

Explain the second

Normies are psychopaths that need to be crushed by righteous fire, especially sexhavers

 

[_MVP_]

Making money legally is impossible, focus on crime theory

 

[Zylk]

Normies are psychopaths that need to be crushed by righteous fire, especially sexhavers

 

[7zyzz7]

Making money legally is impossible, focus on crime theory

self check out stealing?

 

[_MVP_]

self check out stealing?

Under my niveau

 

[7zyzz7]

Under my niveau

mirin vocabulary

 

[ihatereddit]

I thought u no longer wanted to destroy humanity?

 

[Deleted member 22930]

Having sex is impossible theory

yes

 

[7zyzz7]

I thought u no longer wanted to destroy humanity?

i changed my mind

 

[exo]

Reincarnation theory

 

[_MVP_]

Up

 

[szolliontaraelis]

Tails will take his threads and talk about how retarded we are

Then he will put a pic of random tiktokmaxxed mtn and say you must wear makeup to fuck pussy.

 

[_MVP_]

My best theory:

‌since you will be smarter tomorrow, IT makes No sense to do anything today, as tomorrow IT will be easier.

Should smarter tomorrow Not apply to someone anymore, IT still doesnt make sense to do anything since IT would still be too hard

 

[7zyzz7]

My best theory:

‌since you will be smarter tomorrow, IT makes No sense to do anything today, as tomorrow IT will be easier.

Should smarter tomorrow Not apply to someone anymore, IT still doesnt make sense to do anything since IT would still be too hard

Insane, this theory brings everything together. Congrats on the breakthrough.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

@_MVP_ is unironically carrying this forum

 

[7zyzz7]

My best theory:

‌since you will be smarter tomorrow, IT makes No sense to do anything today, as tomorrow IT will be easier.

Should smarter tomorrow Not apply to someone anymore, IT still doesnt make sense to do anything since IT would still be too hard

This one is really hitting recently, i want to apply to a job but i will be smarter tomorrow so i keep putting it off and lowering my cortisol in the meantime. Life is good.

 

[ihatereddit]

Just do nothing theory and having sex is impossible theory destroyed me

 

[_MVP_]

We live in a Simulation, there is No free will. Only get better when you feel Like it