My 4th Grade Glove Still Fits Me Perfectly… Brutal as F***

[KingCell]

Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective and she laughed hysterically.

This is my #1 insecurity especially if I gymaxx it'll look goofy.

 

[Snicket]

Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective.

Height?

 

[KingCell]

Height?

5'10

 

[Snicket]

5'10

Not too bad at least.

 

[KingCell]

Not too bad at least.

True but it's same size as my 5'4 mother isn't this ropefuel.

 

[KingCell]

Height?

I've got a 5'6 pure blood african friend who hands are 3x times the size of mine.

 

[160cmcurry]

little man, i've always been a man since birth

 

[Snicket]

I've got a 5'6 pure blood african friend who hands are 3x times the size of mine.

So what? You're 4 inches taller than him.

 

[KingCell]

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little man, i've always been a man since birth

I'd argue frame is more important then height since im 5'10 if I was built like a man life would be better.

 

[subltn]

Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective and she laughed hysterically.

This is my #1 insecurity especially if I gymaxx it'll look goofy.

how tall r u

 

[KingCell]

So what? You're 4 inches taller than him.

True but his hands are massive compared to mine.

 

[Snicket]

True but his hands are massive compared to mine.

I fail to see what's so good about being a manlet with large hands.

 

[KingCell]

I fail to see what's so good about being a manlet with large hands.

I feel like it's better then slight taller with boy hands.

He frame mogs me since he's bantu.

 

[acertyxx_]

5'10

5'10 tallfags complaining

 

[KingCell]

5'10 tallfags complaining

Not complaining about height it's frame.

Also 5'10 isn't that tall.

 

[Snicket]

I feel like it's better then slight taller with boy hands.

He frame mogs me since he's bantu.

No 5ft 10 with boy hands is a hell of a lot better than 5ft 6 full stop. Count your blessings.
Your life wouldn't be materially better with larger hands.