My 4th Grade Glove Still Fits Me Perfectly… Brutal as F***

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Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective and she laughed hysterically.

This is my #1 insecurity especially if I gymaxx it'll look goofy.
 
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Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective.
Height?
 
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little man, i've always been a man since birth
 
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Just tried on my old glove from 4th grade… and it still fits my hand perfectly as a grown man nearly hitting 20.

My hands are tiny, bro. Like, absolutely microscopic. It’s so bad it’s almost funny—except it’s not. Imagine being a full-grown adult with literal child-sized hands. No growth, no change, just stuck with these baby mitts forever.

I don’t even know what to do at this point. This is some next-level genetic betrayal considering my brother and father have normal sized male hands.

A female friend of mine after realizing how these tiny gloves fit my hand told me it's devastatingly brutal from a woman's perspective and she laughed hysterically.

This is my #1 insecurity especially if I gymaxx it'll look goofy.
how tall r u
 
I fail to see what's so good about being a manlet with large hands.
I feel like it's better then slight taller with boy hands.

He frame mogs me since he's bantu.
 
I feel like it's better then slight taller with boy hands.

He frame mogs me since he's bantu.
No 5ft 10 with boy hands is a hell of a lot better than 5ft 6 full stop. Count your blessings.
Your life wouldn't be materially better with larger hands.
 

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