my ACTUAL plan B if my life goes to shit

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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
 
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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
You are crazy
 
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If it makes you happy < 3
 
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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
yeah but i think becoming a monk as a ‘plan B’ isn’t very ethical.

you still could do that tho😼
 
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mines just the military, simple, liveable wage and accommodation. (korean)
 
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how do I tell u god isnt real jfl 😂😂
 
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Plan b is to blast 2g of tren
 
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Might as well just kill yourself bro
 
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mines just the military, simple, liveable wage and accommodation. (korean)
this sounds a lot more stable than what i plan to do:feelswhy: maybe i should just stop being a fucking retard and find a stable job somewhere
 
how do I tell u god isnt real jfl 😂😂
how do i tell you that Emmanuel Kant gave us the golden plates of epistemology to prove the necessity of God through the transcendental argument :koronePat::koronePat: nigger thinks he smart and shi
 
is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to sareli
religion is cope pal
 
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admirable
 
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truly needed this whitepill today

i love love


why isnt it>? it's not like im not a Christian already and will just larp monasticism
its hard to pretend to be a devoted monk and if someone notice that your not a real christian he wuold probably make u leave the church or sum shit.
 
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murder your whole family then rope as a ragebait:lul:
 
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I don't have a plan B, it's all or nothing
 
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Cope
 
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I don't have a plan B, it's all or nothing
monasticism is as close to nothing as u can get without kysing so were on the same page
 
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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
Wait is this nigga on to sth?:lul:
 
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i dont have a plan B because i will succeed:feelshah:

>study until 19 while simultaneously moneymaxxing and partying
>have enough money saved up to move to thailand
>start a drug and human trafficking business (consensual of course)
>become a billionaire and surgerymaxx
>travel around south/latin american and southeast asia and slay some pussy
>kill myself on my 30th birthday:feelshah:
 
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i dont have a plan B because i will succeed:feelshah:

>study until 19 while simultaneously moneymaxxing and partying
>have enough money saved up to move to thailand
>start a drug and human trafficking business (consensual of course)
>become a billionaire and surgerymaxx
>travel around south/latin american and southeast asia and slay some pussy
>kill myself on my 30th birthday:feelshah:
my plan C

> wait until @Revan starts his drug and human trafficking business
> get hired
 
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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
monasteries look sick asf
 
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is to join an Orthodox Christian monastery and become a monk for the rest of my life

there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life

it's either God or nihilism

and if this life doesnt go my way id rather go with the 1st option

living in nature in a monastery far far away at least seems peaceful:peepoRain:

Lord have mercy

@primal_shitmuncher @astatin @Revan @iwannasleeponurlap @pleasevanity this isnt crazy to say is it??
Nigr on looksmax.org saying he gonna become an orthodox monk :ROFLMAO::lul:
 
YYYOO MY NIGGA how u beennnnn?!
ive been good:FeelsLoveMan: life lookin up and stuff i look better than i ever have and i actually got ioi's
trying to become a better Christian and person in general aswell

hbu broo
 
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Same
 
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ive been good:FeelsLoveMan: life lookin up and stuff i look better than i ever have and i actually got ioi's
trying to become a better Christian and person in general aswell

hbu broo
hell yea bhai

i was in a downward spiral lately and havent attended church in a while, you reminded me to go this week thank u
 
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there's no purpose to a human life outside of God. the existentialist "muh make ur own purpose" is fucking COPE. without a metaphysical will everything just falls into determinism , so there isnt and more importantly CANT BE any propose to our life
why?
 
hell yea bhai

i was in a downward spiral lately and havent attended church in a while, you reminded me to go this week thank u
hope things get better for u bhai, sadness never permanent

glad i could help :feelsokman:
 
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because there can be no purpose to human life or anything else in the universe if the universe as a whole doesnt have a purpose

if there's no free will you cant even make decisions for urself nigga let alone have a purpose
 
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because there can be no purpose to human life or anything else in the universe if the universe as a whole doesnt have a purpose

if there's no free will you cant even make decisions for urself nigga let alone have a purpose
1) Why does it have to be Jesus?
2) Why would a purpose be wrong? My brain is rewarded in order to make me able to chase goals both in the long and short term (purpose) so why not? Regardless if I’m victim of determinism.
3) Isn’t thinking that “the ultimate goal is god” an idealisation? It doesn’t match what my neurotransmitters reward, and since you’re doing this also because it makes you happy you’re victim of the same nature/god that is dominating you, do you agree?
 
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1) Why does it have to be Jesus?
it's a reductio from all other options being self contradictory

2) Why would a purpose be wrong? My brain is rewarded to chase my goals (purpose) so why not? Regardless if I’m victim of determinism.
there's a difference between a "purpose" as in convincing urself you wanna do something and purpose in an ontological sense. there can be no meaning in a world without meaning, just as there can be no white in a completely black room. the universe being meaningless entails all the parts of it are also meaningless, including us. we're just all stardust determined to do what we do


3) Isn’t thinking that “the ultimate goal is god” an idealisation? It doesn’t match what my neurotransmitters reward, and since you’re doing this also because it makes you happy you’re victim of the same nature/god that is dominating you, do you agree?
ee what? im doing it because it true not coz it makes me happy nigga being a Christian is not fun:feelsyay: maybu just have a false notion of people escaping from harsh reality to Godbecause they cant handle the truth but it's basically the opposite. it would be much easier fr me to live as atheist
 
Same but I'm going with the buddhist cope of living in a cave and complete detachment from sensual life
 
it's a reductio from all other options being self contradictory
Jesus isn’t self contradictory? How so?

there's a difference between a "purpose" as in convincing urself you wanna do something and purpose in an ontological sense. there can be no meaning in a world without meaning, just as there can be no white in a completely black room. the universe being meaningless entails all the parts of it are also meaningless, including us. we're just all stardust determined to do what we do
Legit

ee what? im doing it because it true not coz it makes me happy nigga being a Christian is not fun:feelsyay: maybu just have a false notion of people escaping from harsh reality to Godbecause they cant handle the truth but it's basically the opposite. it would be much easier fr me to live as atheist
I’m not talking about any of that. I’m just asking you, if you knew that you’re going to get butchered in that shit would you still go? Come on now. :forcedsmile:
 
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Jesus isn’t self contradictory? How so?
feel free to try and find any contradictions in Eastern Orthodoxy. i agree there's A LOT of bullshit in the modern Christianity, but yall had 2000 years to find a single contradiction on Orthodoxy and nobody was able to lol

I’m not talking about any of that. I’m just asking you, if you knew that you’re going to get butchered in that shit would you still go? Come on now. :forcedsmile:
wdyem butchered? like if i had to become ugly to be a Christian or what?
 
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cope
 
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feel free to try and find any contradictions in Eastern Orthodoxy. i agree there's A LOT of bullshit in the modern Christianity, but yall had 2000 years to find a single contradiction on Orthodoxy and nobody was able to lol
Took me one second to find a list of inconsistencies on reddit, will you just call those allegorical?

wdyem butchered? like if i had to become ugly to be a Christian or what?
No, if you knew that you were going to get killed for some reason, would you still go?
 
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Boring incel shit
 
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Took me one second to find a list of inconsistencies on reddit, will you just call those allegorical?
ive debated like 200+ atheists atp in my life? and nigga if u got ur contradiction list FROM REDDIT of all places i can guarantee you that every single one of them was adressed dozens of times by the church father throughout history

just copy any contraction and ask google what Orthodox saints/ch fathers write about it

just coz a nigga on reddit claimed there is a contradiction doesnt mean hes right lmao

No, if you knew that you were going to get killed for some reason, would you still go?
dude id go in a heartbeat, i go to heaven as a martyr AND i aint gotta live this shitty ahh life?? nigger SIGN ME UPPPP
 
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