my ascension plan

[axxie]

nofap
2 liters of water per day
don't eat carbs
sleep 10 hours a day

 

[Sceptical]

jfl

 

[axxie]

jfl

yep it's funny it's all irony
will you be my girlfriend?

 

[Sceptical]

yep it's funny it's all irony
will you be my girlfriend?

eww, no get away from me you creep

 

[axxie]

this is a joke don't think i'm retarded jfl
you're cute

eww, no get away from me you creep

 

[axxie]

eww, no get away from me you creep

please follow back i cant live without u

 

[Sceptical]

please follow back i cant live without u

whatever weirdo leave me alone

 

[axxie]

whatever weirdo leave me alone

don't reject me please I loveu for your humor not for your looks only

 

[Sceptical]

don't reject me please I loveu for your humor not for your looks only

stop harassing me

 

[DingleBerry]

nofap
2 liters of water per day
don't eat carbs
sleep 10 hours a day

try adding thumbpulling and some raw meat dude believe me you'll gain 52cm of foward growth

 

[axxie]

try adding thumbpulling and some raw meat dude believe me you'll gain 52cm of foward growth

fuck off

 

[DingleBerry]

fuck off

yeah well you just passed up a lifetime of bone growth

 

[axxie]

yeah well you just passed up a lifetime of bone growth

I'm crying now cuz my oneitis rejected me

 

[idnap]

nofap
2 liters of water per day
don't eat carbs
sleep 10 hours a day

Here's my plan:


Masai jump for 12mm forward growth
Mew for hunter eyes
And drink raw cow piss for bone density
And take heroin for muh low inhib