My ass was slapped in the club... twice

[EverythingMattersCel]

Last week I got my ass slapped twice on separate occasions in the club.

The first time it was a light but firm grasp of the ass cheek while I was waiting in the bar area.

The second time was a violent slap, as I was walking around the club on my way to the smoking area.

Both times I was surrounded by people, so I had no idea who did it. All I know is that it was purposeful. That's like... so objectifying... like you know. Not cool.

Sad to say I am now part of the 97%.

 

[buckchadley31]

You can tell if it was a man or woman who slapped you from the way it felt btw.
So how did it feel like?

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

You can tell if it was a man or woman who slapped you from the way it felt btw.
So how did it feel like?

First time I'm pretty sure it was a girl. The hand was small and feminine... the surface area was only large enough to get coverage of 1 cheek. The second slap I have no idea.

 

[apocalypse]

Is this a r*ddit paste

 

[Tusseleif]

Exposed vid of OP and his ass slappings

 

[Matthias8272]

Next thing you know they stick a finger in your asshole, then a cock next time

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Is this a r*ddit paste

No this happened to me last week. I am heavily glute-maxxed, so my ass might seem slappable to onlookers. In the club too so they couldn't see my subhuman FACE.

Praying it was girls though. I would consider that an ioi. I'm relatively certain the first slap was from a girl... the second slap I'm not sure.

 

[tyronelite]

Def a gay dude

 

[Clark69]

a gay dude wants to top you bro

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Def a gay dude

a gay dude wants to top you bro

Ffs. All my efforts on gym-maxxing only to get sexually assaulted by gay men. The memes write themselves.

This is why you focus on the female gaze.

 

[tyronelite]

Ffs. All my efforts on gym-maxxing only to get sexually assaulted by gay men. The memes write themselves.

This is why you focus on the female gaze.

Wym female gaze?

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Wym female gaze?

In 2022 women prefer prettyboys, only men perceive muscles as a halo to girls (the male gaze).

If i had top tier collagen, style-maxxed and youthful features (the female gaze - what girls are actually attracted to) it would have increased my chances with girls 1000%.

Instead I am masc/ogre maxxed, which attracts 0 uni/college aged girls.

I literally met a 5'6 framelet, makeup-maxxed kpop-maxxer, making out with multiple girls during the night. On the way out of the club, a ginger 100lb HTB jumped on his back. His frame couldn't handle her weight and he immediately collapsed. He had wounds all on the left side of his FACE, and it looked like he was about to cry. Turns out the ginger HTB he had made out with in the club had set him up with another girl for him to bang the day after (social circle-maxxed). He was upset because he thought the girl might reject him with scratches and wounds all over his FACE.

Just one example of why being a prettyboy is everything now. Ogres only have appeal to gay men, while kpop-maxxers have harems of cute 18-19yr old girls.

 

[Mouthbreath]

is this you

 

[tyronelite]

In 2022 women prefer prettyboys, only men perceive muscles as a halo to girls (the male gaze).

If i had top tier collagen, style-maxxed and youthful features (the female gaze - what girls are actually attracted to) it would have increased my chances with girls 1000%.

Instead I am masc/ogre maxxed, which attracts 0 uni/college aged girls.

I literally met a 5'6 framelet, makeup-maxxed kpop-maxxer, making out with multiple girls during the night. On the way out of the club, a ginger 100lb HTB jumped on his back. His frame couldn't handle her weight and he immediately collapsed. He had wounds all on the left side of his FACE, and it looked like he was about to cry. Turns out the ginger HTB he had made out with in the club had set him up with another girl for him to bang the day after (social circle-maxxed). He was upset because he thought the girl might reject him with scratches and wounds all over his FACE.

Just one example of why being a prettyboy is everything now. Ogres only have appeal to gay men, while kpop-maxxers have harems of cute 18-19yr old girls.

Interesting lol do you approach chicks in the clubs / parties ?

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Interesting lol do you approach chicks in the clubs / parties ?

I talk to randomers in the smoking area and hope to build social proof. Usually I separate from the initial group I come with and end the night with strangers.

It really depends on the environment, but at that particular club on that night... every girl came with their social groups. No one was getting action, except if you were social circle-maxxed. The guarding barrier was too big, even for chad. Student nights in the UK can be nightmare difficulty... although it really depends on the time and place. On a Friday at another club, the odds of pulling are higher... still logistics for ONS make it difficult for sub-chads unless you are social-maxxed.

Social circle really is everything for normies here.

 

[tyronelite]

I talk to randomers in the smoking area and hope to build social proof. Usually I separate from the initial group I come with and end the night with strangers.

It really depends on the environment, but at that particular club on that night... every girl came with their social groups. No one was getting action, except if you were social circle-maxxed. The guarding barrier was too big, even for chad. Student nights in the UK can be nightmare difficulty... although it really depends on the time and place. On a Friday at another club, the odds of pulling are higher... still logistics for ONS make it difficult for sub-chads unless you are social-maxxed.

Social circle really is everything for normies here.

Damn fr? I need to come to the UK lol.. I could use a challenge

I usually go solo cuz most of my friends either don’t have game, scared to talk to chicks or currently in a LTR.. (lookin for slayers rn I could role with)

So in order to get laid you have to have a big social circle or the girls will not talk or cock block you? For me it’s easy to talk to pairs of chicks vs a big group & then I isolate the one I want from the group & flirt

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Damn fr? I need to come to the UK lol.. I could use a challenge

I usually go solo cuz most of my friends either don’t have game, scared to talk to chicks or currently in a LTR.. (lookin for slayers rn I could role with)

So in order to get laid you have to have a big social circle or the girls will not talk or cock block you? For me it’s easy to talk to pairs of chicks vs a big group & then I isolate the one I want from the group & flirt

Makeouts will be easy asf for you bro. BBC theory is very legit when it comes to clubs + you are 6'3. 2 weeks back I was in a different club and I saw literally every BBC makeout with a girl on the floor. It was crazy. They didn't seem social circle affiliated either... thing is at least 2 of the girls were using them for shock effect. I saw 2 beckies whip out their phones and start filming a girl makeout with a bbc.

Taking the girl home to smash is a different matter though. It really comes down to logistics and luck. What I have learnt with clubs... is that the level of mate guarding... it all comes down to luck. Some days you get lucky with gender ratio + a lot of club sluts other days it's near impossible. As stated previously, the environment (type of music being played)... and the club itself play a lot into your chances of pulling. On a bad night... it will be hard even for chad. And bad nights are frequent in the uk.

 

[tyronelite]

Makeouts will be easy asf for you bro. BBC theory is very legit when it comes to clubs + you are 6'3. 2 weeks back I was in a different club and I saw literally every BBC makeout with a girl on the floor. It was crazy. They didn't seem social circle affiliated either... thing is at least 2 of the girls were using them for shock effect. I saw 2 beckies whip out their phones and start filming a girl makeout with a bbc.

Taking the girl home to smash is a different matter though. It really comes down to logistics and luck. What I have learnt with clubs... is that the level of mate guarding... it all comes down to luck. Some days you get lucky with gender ratio + a lot of club sluts other days it's near impossible. As stated previously, the environment (type of music being played)... and the club itself play a lot into your chances of pulling. On a bad night... it will be hard even for chad. And bad nights are frequent in the uk.

LIFEFUEL! When I'm finished gym maxxing we gotta plan a UK Incelcon with all the UK bros!

 

[Deleted member 5467]

Lol he trying to play squid games with you

 

[Deleted member 17201]

The second slap I have no idea.

Yep it was a guy

 

[.👽.]

I usually go solo cuz most of my friends either don’t have game, scared to talk to chicks or currently in a LTR.. (lookin for slayers rn I could role with)

going to clubs for girls. isn't that a meme?

 

[Deleted member 13332]

you have a nice ass and girls like it
so simple

 

[OrientalSlayer]

Last week I got my ass slapped twice on separate occasions in the club.

The first time it was a light but firm grasp of the ass cheek while I was waiting in the bar area.

The second time was a violent slap, as I was walking around the club on my way to the smoking area.

Both times I was surrounded by people, so I had no idea who did it. All I know is that it was purposeful. That's like... so objectifying... like you know. Not cool.

Sad to say I am now part of the 97%.

Aye if u gonna let an other man molest you and take away your manhood like that without fighting i dont know what to tell u

 

[tyronelite]

going to clubs for girls. isn't that a meme?

I mean I go for fun & to network but if I’m feelin horny I’ll check out some spots & find chicks