My aunt wants us to go vegan

[iblamemyself!]

my aunt is one of those women who’s convinced modern medicine is a scam like every pill or shot is poison and nature knows best she shows up at the house preaching about herbs juices and plants like she’s some holy warrior for the earth when she’s here it’s plants all day every day no meat no toxins just leaves and roots and whatever she calls pure

it’s exhausting because it feels like a punishment not a meal everyone’s trying to survive on salads and weird concoctions she insists will heal the soul meanwhile the rest of us just want real food real energy but nah gotta worship the plant kingdom today the vibe is weirdly pmo too like this obsessive control over what we eat when it’s supposed to be natural but really it’s just stress and restriction wrapped in some green bullshit

it’s ironic how the more she pushes this pure nature agenda the more tense and miserable the house gets nature might be pure but her attitude is toxic as hell

Just give me my meat bro, u can die by 40 by mal nutrition if u want, but I'll pass

 

[hax]

how can she be so aware yet so unaware
sending prayers

 

[Zeekie]

How old are you?

 

[iblamemyself!]

How old are you?

I'm 14, the main reason that I'm complaining for is that every times she is here we don't eat any meat or fish. Nigga I'm in puberty I need some protein. Considering that she brainwashed my mom into thinking that protein shakes are bad and I can't use them

 

[Zeekie]

I'm 14, the main reason that I'm complaining for is that every times she is here we don't eat any meat or fish. Nigga I'm in puberty I need some protein. Considering that she brainwashed my mom into thinking that protein shakes are bad and I can't use them

Yeah, you're old enough to tell her to fuck off

 

[iblamemyself!]

Yeah, you're old enough to tell her to fuck off

I Will tell her that exact phrase. And I already know she will hit me with some "humans weren't made to eat meat" shit

 

[Zeekie]

I Will tell her that exact phrase. And I already know she will hit me with some "humans weren't made to eat meat" shit

Lmao, honestly, don't even engage in that conversation, just pray your parents have enough common sense not to fall for it.

 

[bigwilly10]

I Will tell her that exact phrase. And I already know she will hit me with some "humans weren't made to eat meat" shit

genuinely tell her to go fuck herself and that her and her malnutritioned diet is extremely retarded just reading this shit genuinely pissed me off