My autistic female coworker probably farts a lot

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I have my reasons of why I say that
 
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I'm not even gonna make it to your age,
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glad to see you still shitposting on here brah
My suicide attempt feels like just yesterday.

To think it will be 8 years this coming April
 
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When my autistic female coworker had me go out to eat with her, she took me to a place with nigger food (even though she's White). The nigger food made me fart up a storm.

That's why I say she probably farts a lot
 
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dude how did you make it to 34 I can't go a day without existential dread at 16
 
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im guessing she eats a high fiber diet. It can have that effect.
Check out the post I made right before your post (where I mentioned nigger food)
 
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dude how did you make it to 34 I can't go a day without existential dread at 16
The world was a lot simpler when I was 16. I could get away with groping foids' backsides at school
 
34 and on this forum, please evaluate ur life situation and choose wether to be here or not
 
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The world was a lot simpler when I was 16. I could get away with groping foids' backsides at school
wow if someone tried that now they would be arrested
 
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When my autistic female coworker had me go out to eat with her, she took me to a place with nigger food (even though she's White). The nigger food made me fart up a storm.

That's why I say she probably farts a lot
Are you the dude who made a thread about how you talked about piss with your autistic female coworker? If so, why tf are u so obsessed with her 😭 just rape her atp :aheago:
 
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Alright i could have lived without this information
 
34 and on this forum, please evaluate ur life situation and choose wether to be here or not
The factors that make us incels don't magically go away just because we reach a certain age

If anything, the factors only become worse with age
 
Are you the dude who made a thread about how you talked about piss with your autistic female coworker? If so, why tf are u so obsessed with her 😭 just rape her atp :aheago:
Yeah, I made a thread about how I got her to talk about piss.

I've gotten multiple female coworkers to talk about piss. It's what I do.

I'm friends with the autistic coworker outside of work (that's why the topic of her comes up a lot). No, I won't rape her. Hell, I'd turn down sex with her
 
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Yeah sadly
Today's male high schoolers are missing out (the fact they're unable to get away with groping the backsides of female classmates)

Groping backsides in general was seen as no biggie when I was in high school
 
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Yeah, I made a thread about how I got her to talk about piss.

I've gotten multiple female coworkers to talk about piss. It's what I do.

I'm friends with the autistic coworker outside of work (that's why the topic of her comes up a lot). No, I won't rape her. Hell, I'd turn down sex with her
Are you sure that you're not the autistic coworker ? :feelswhat:
 
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Is her face at least decent?
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is that u in ur pfp
Pretty much. It's an extremely realistic Gemini rendition based on an actual selfie.

I never share my 100% original selfies on here (for privacy reasons)
 
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Yesterday I told her "Imagine if our company did an online survey where we had to answer which coworkers we're into...and we'd only get notified of matches"

She said she doesn't think she'd get any matches
 
My autistic female coworker hugging me (something that's happened more than once)

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Why dont you just fuck her already
She's only 28 (I don't want to fuck anyone as young as her)

Besides, she's not into me in that way (She's said before "You're like a brother to me. If we dated, it would be incest.")
 

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