Canwefixit
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I am 23 years old and have realised I fucked my life up. My bad choices have led to me being broke, dopamine addicted and lifeless.
I should of done something about it way sooner. I should of gotten on self improvement at age 11, stealing my dads money and buying bitcoin with it, eating raw meat and doing 1000 pushups per day. Id be a gigachad by now in terms of life quality. But sadly I didn’t, I fucked this up. Anyway as I am at the end of days at age 23, my last chance, I will use all of my autistic might to try to sort my life out. But the odds are against me. Here goes:
Autistic self improvement plan:
1. Quitting addictions
I have a few addictions. Wanking, Coca Cola, alcohol, scrolling, alcohol, chocolate (the food but also the bitches).
2. Moneymaxxing
This one is hard as the jews have made it very difficult to make money in 2025. They done Covid-19 to destroy the middle class. At this point moneymaxxing is work 100 hours per week for 10 years and then dump £100,000 on some shitcoin and get lucky with a X100 return and make £10,000,000 which the jews will then tax you for. If your shitcoin fails then youve wasted your life. Im basically fucked. However some things I can do:
3. Healthmaxxing
Quit alcohol and processed sugar. Eat a diet of mostly meat, eggs, liver, dairy. Raw is better. Sleep 8 hours and wakeup without an alarm. Remove exposure to jew chemicals and drink better quality water. Low stress life. Sunbathing (although hard in the UK).
Eat 5 times per waking hour. Idc what it is. Just throw in an ounce of butter when walking the dog. Throw down a raw egg when driving to work. Bang down 2 litres of milk when at work. Come home and devour a pack of raw ground beef like a hungry wolf. Take a shake of 6 raw eggs to the gym.
Celebrate a great day like this by having some alcohol with a friend and talk about how good the self improvement plan is going.
4. Gymmaxxing
Basically I gotta go 3 days a week Mon, Wed, Fri. Stop being lazy just get in there and pretend to know how to lift weights.
5. Lifemaxxing
Be healthy, be rich, pump and dump hot women, travel, actually drink alcohol but only once a week if my net worth is above £1,000,000 and I am on my yacht or in Spain, or some USA bar trying to chat up a Latina.
Be brave, try new things, get some hobbies, be productive. Dont be some slob sitting in doors all day. Bedroom only for sleeping, not wanking or browsing looksmax. Get my own pad for that sense of responsibility and clear cut iron precision on productivity. Practise minimalism, no need for 1000s of items around the house apart from if its 1000s of ounces of gold.
Sort out the current shit things, its good for me to know where I want to be but right now I am far from that. I need to clean up my living space and organise everything to then go for it.
6. Socialmaxxing
Be good looking and have good genetics. Be NT. I can’t do that shit so just be true to myself. Less is more when it comes to friendships. Watch out for shit fake friends. Get closer to family members and see them more. Actually become friends with women I fuck, showcase to my female friends how much of a misogynist I am, but they don’t mind because my new self is rich and jacked.
7. Womenmaxxing
Recognise most women are money grabbers and hate men. My high t NoFap lifestyle may temp me to simp to get pussy but dont be weak. Approach attractive chicks in public instead of being a pussy. Dont LTR.
Pretend I am broke, if she asks how can I be broke whilst she is chilling with me in my badass looking furnished one bedroom apartment, just tell her I took out a £10,000 loan to buy all the furniture and paint cans, and am paying the debt off. Just tell her I suck my landlord off as I am struggling to pay the rent.
8. Mentalhealthmaxxing
Life is pointless, its shit, and its hard, especially if you are a man. But its a game at the end of the day. I only play to win. We are here because some aliens feed from our suffering to gain loosh energy our soul emits when we struggle or are in pain. It sucks. The 5’2 Indian Janitor produces so much loosh, whilst the Stacy onlyfans model travelling in yachts and shit hardly produces any. Ropemaxxing isn’t for me, I want to play the game, even if I emit lots of loosh. I don’t want to be doing this self improvement shit, but I got to.
Positive thinking but only with action. Once I am doing my self improvement plan, I will be feeling so fucking good. Lets have it.
To conclude:
I didn’t buy bitcoin when I was 11 years old. I wasn’t on self improvement that far back. I had a chance to do self improvement at age 16 but I bottled it. I had another chance at age 19 but bottled it. Unfortunately time has passed and I can’t go back. Instead of having regrets. Start today. Starting today will be the equivalent of buying bitcoin at age 11, my 35 year old self will be such a badass by then that I will still be able to salvage a good life. But time is running out and unfortunately the years I have wasted have literally 100X the difficulty it will now be to make it. But I still have to try.
I should of done something about it way sooner. I should of gotten on self improvement at age 11, stealing my dads money and buying bitcoin with it, eating raw meat and doing 1000 pushups per day. Id be a gigachad by now in terms of life quality. But sadly I didn’t, I fucked this up. Anyway as I am at the end of days at age 23, my last chance, I will use all of my autistic might to try to sort my life out. But the odds are against me. Here goes:
Autistic self improvement plan:
- Quitting addictions
- Moneymaxxing
- Healthmaxxing
- Gymmaxxing
- Lifemaxxing
- Socialmaxxing
- Womenmaxxing
- Mentalhealthmaxxing
1. Quitting addictions
I have a few addictions. Wanking, Coca Cola, alcohol, scrolling, alcohol, chocolate (the food but also the bitches).
- To sort out the wanking problem, right now I am on day 1 of NoFap, I last jacked off 1 hour ago. Im basically fucked to be honest. However if I had a 38 day NoFap streak rn, I would basically HODL it like the crypto bros do. Its so much easier to HODL NoFap when you are on a 38 day streak rather than a 38 minute streak. It will be 38 days of suffering but I can try to hookup with my fwb as much as possible to help.
- To sort the CocaCola addiction, I need to eat a lot of healthy nutritious food and hydrate so I am not craving it as much. Im also fucked to be honest.
- Alcohol is also a tough one. I am a social drinker 3-4 times a week at the bar or pub. It costs ridiculous money, its so easy to blow £40 on a session on the beers. I have an alcoholic father who basically thinks men who don’t drink alcohol are pussys. I gotta be a sigma male and be alcohol free. Hangovers and shit from alcohol will hold me back, liver failure at age 40 isn’t in this self improvement plan either.
- Chocolate. Its over rated, just fuck black women to sort this one out, no need for the food.
2. Moneymaxxing
This one is hard as the jews have made it very difficult to make money in 2025. They done Covid-19 to destroy the middle class. At this point moneymaxxing is work 100 hours per week for 10 years and then dump £100,000 on some shitcoin and get lucky with a X100 return and make £10,000,000 which the jews will then tax you for. If your shitcoin fails then youve wasted your life. Im basically fucked. However some things I can do:
- Stop drinking alcohol as this will save me £400 per month
- Invest in my health and good experiences
- Wageslave even more
- Save money
3. Healthmaxxing
Quit alcohol and processed sugar. Eat a diet of mostly meat, eggs, liver, dairy. Raw is better. Sleep 8 hours and wakeup without an alarm. Remove exposure to jew chemicals and drink better quality water. Low stress life. Sunbathing (although hard in the UK).
Eat 5 times per waking hour. Idc what it is. Just throw in an ounce of butter when walking the dog. Throw down a raw egg when driving to work. Bang down 2 litres of milk when at work. Come home and devour a pack of raw ground beef like a hungry wolf. Take a shake of 6 raw eggs to the gym.
Celebrate a great day like this by having some alcohol with a friend and talk about how good the self improvement plan is going.
4. Gymmaxxing
Basically I gotta go 3 days a week Mon, Wed, Fri. Stop being lazy just get in there and pretend to know how to lift weights.
5. Lifemaxxing
Be healthy, be rich, pump and dump hot women, travel, actually drink alcohol but only once a week if my net worth is above £1,000,000 and I am on my yacht or in Spain, or some USA bar trying to chat up a Latina.
Be brave, try new things, get some hobbies, be productive. Dont be some slob sitting in doors all day. Bedroom only for sleeping, not wanking or browsing looksmax. Get my own pad for that sense of responsibility and clear cut iron precision on productivity. Practise minimalism, no need for 1000s of items around the house apart from if its 1000s of ounces of gold.
Sort out the current shit things, its good for me to know where I want to be but right now I am far from that. I need to clean up my living space and organise everything to then go for it.
6. Socialmaxxing
Be good looking and have good genetics. Be NT. I can’t do that shit so just be true to myself. Less is more when it comes to friendships. Watch out for shit fake friends. Get closer to family members and see them more. Actually become friends with women I fuck, showcase to my female friends how much of a misogynist I am, but they don’t mind because my new self is rich and jacked.
7. Womenmaxxing
Recognise most women are money grabbers and hate men. My high t NoFap lifestyle may temp me to simp to get pussy but dont be weak. Approach attractive chicks in public instead of being a pussy. Dont LTR.
Pretend I am broke, if she asks how can I be broke whilst she is chilling with me in my badass looking furnished one bedroom apartment, just tell her I took out a £10,000 loan to buy all the furniture and paint cans, and am paying the debt off. Just tell her I suck my landlord off as I am struggling to pay the rent.
8. Mentalhealthmaxxing
Life is pointless, its shit, and its hard, especially if you are a man. But its a game at the end of the day. I only play to win. We are here because some aliens feed from our suffering to gain loosh energy our soul emits when we struggle or are in pain. It sucks. The 5’2 Indian Janitor produces so much loosh, whilst the Stacy onlyfans model travelling in yachts and shit hardly produces any. Ropemaxxing isn’t for me, I want to play the game, even if I emit lots of loosh. I don’t want to be doing this self improvement shit, but I got to.
Positive thinking but only with action. Once I am doing my self improvement plan, I will be feeling so fucking good. Lets have it.
To conclude:
I didn’t buy bitcoin when I was 11 years old. I wasn’t on self improvement that far back. I had a chance to do self improvement at age 16 but I bottled it. I had another chance at age 19 but bottled it. Unfortunately time has passed and I can’t go back. Instead of having regrets. Start today. Starting today will be the equivalent of buying bitcoin at age 11, my 35 year old self will be such a badass by then that I will still be able to salvage a good life. But time is running out and unfortunately the years I have wasted have literally 100X the difficulty it will now be to make it. But I still have to try.
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