midface crisis
I let nignogs hide from the government in my house
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This was half a year ago, I have long hair so I just wanted to fine tune it a bit to look less homeless.
5 minutes had gone by and he said he’ll be back soon and went to the toilet, but I didn’t know in the moment he went there.
He comes back and nothing strange is happening yet but once I stop looking down and raise my head to look in the mirror I notice a small stain on his white pants near the crotch. And at this point I realize it must be piss but I was not sure yet since I didn’t hear him wash his hands in the bathroom.
He rotates position to cut my hair from the front, he did a quick action for reference and when he came to a halt I see the tip of a penis sticking out of the pants. He must have forgotten to zip it up.
I didn’t tell him anything but I hope he found out about it so he can be paranoid about wether I noticed it or not.
5 minutes had gone by and he said he’ll be back soon and went to the toilet, but I didn’t know in the moment he went there.
He comes back and nothing strange is happening yet but once I stop looking down and raise my head to look in the mirror I notice a small stain on his white pants near the crotch. And at this point I realize it must be piss but I was not sure yet since I didn’t hear him wash his hands in the bathroom.
He rotates position to cut my hair from the front, he did a quick action for reference and when he came to a halt I see the tip of a penis sticking out of the pants. He must have forgotten to zip it up.
I didn’t tell him anything but I hope he found out about it so he can be paranoid about wether I noticed it or not.
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