My best friend might rope.

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For some context, I'm in school and I have a curry best friend. We are both 16 yrs old.

I've known him all my life and we hang out together almost daily.

I'm 6ft tall, and he is 5'9 but he is genuinely considering roping.

The reason why, is because his looks are genuinely subhuman. He is very educated on this and knows all his flaws.

He has:

  • 31mm palatal width (measured from 2nd premolars).
  • Severe deep bite caused by recessed and flat maxilla.
  • Recessed chin projection.
  • Prominent Upper Eyelid Exposure.
  • Negative Canthal tilt.
  • Uneven brows and underdeveloped lashes.
  • Subhuman curry coloring.
  • And he's 20% body fat
He had a girlfriend at one point because he's somehow super funny and confident (No clue how), but deep down and in private he told me he might rope genuinely.

He says most of his problems can be fixed with surgeries, but their so expensive.

SARPE, LeFort 1, and BSSO should fix all his facial bone issues. It would expand and widen his palate to ideal range (42-45mm) and also would reposition it to make it forwardly aligned. These in theory should fix his eye region to some extent and help his orbital area.

I also recommended him some softmaxxing such as:

  • Shaping and cutting his eyebrows to be perfectly even and ideal shape.
  • Growing out his lashes to fraud less UEE and less NCT.
  • Use kojic acid, hydroquinone, and tret to fix subhuman curry shitskin. (Not sure on this, need to read some of @Tigermoggerlol guides)
  • Lock in and go to the gym instead of being a fat faggot.
  • Get on raw primal (even as a curry) to fix his diet and get ideal nutrients since he's in puberty.
  • Money max online to afford these surgeries.

PLEASE, I'm asking you all comment on these tips and give some additional ones that I could give him. Any and all input is appreciated.

I really don't want my lifelong best friend to rope, he's practically my brother from another mother(of a different color).

Thanks.
 
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For some context, I'm in school and I have a curry best friend. We are both 16 yrs old.

I've known him all my life and we hang out together almost daily.

I'm 6ft tall, and he is 5'9 but he is genuinely considering roping.

The reason why, is because his looks are genuinely subhuman. He is very educated on this and knows all his flaws.

He has:

  • 31mm palatal width (measured from 2nd premolars).
  • Severe deep bite caused by recessed and flat maxilla.
  • Recessed chin projection.
  • Prominent Upper Eyelid Exposure.
  • Negative Canthal tilt.
  • Uneven brows and underdeveloped lashes.
  • Subhuman curry coloring.
  • And he's 20% body fat
He had a girlfriend at one point because he's somehow super funny and confident (No clue how), but deep down and in private he told me he might rope genuinely.

He says most of his problems can be fixed with surgeries, but their so expensive.

SARPE, LeFort 1, and BSSO should fix all his facial bone issues. It would expand and widen his palate to ideal range (42-45mm) and also would reposition it to make it forwardly aligned. These in theory should fix his eye region to some extent and help his orbital area.

I also recommended him some softmaxxing such as:

  • Shaping and cutting his eyebrows to be perfectly even and ideal shape.
  • Growing out his lashes to fraud less UEE and less NCT.
  • Use kojic acid, hydroquinone, and tret to fix subhuman curry shitskin. (Not sure on this, need to read some of @Tigermoggerlol guides)
  • Lock in and go to the gym instead of being a fat faggot.
  • Get on raw primal (even as a curry) to fix his diet and get ideal nutrients since he's in puberty.
  • Money max online to afford these surgeries.

PLEASE, I'm asking you all comment on these tips and give some additional ones that I could give him. Any and all input is appreciated.

I really don't want my lifelong best friend to rope, he's practically my brother from another mother(of a different color).

Thanks.
Then just save him from roping
 
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For some context, I'm in school and I have a curry best friend. We are both 16 yrs old.

I've known him all my life and we hang out together almost daily.

I'm 6ft tall, and he is 5'9 but he is genuinely considering roping.

The reason why, is because his looks are genuinely subhuman. He is very educated on this and knows all his flaws.

He has:

  • 31mm palatal width (measured from 2nd premolars).
  • Severe deep bite caused by recessed and flat maxilla.
  • Recessed chin projection.
  • Prominent Upper Eyelid Exposure.
  • Negative Canthal tilt.
  • Uneven brows and underdeveloped lashes.
  • Subhuman curry coloring.
  • And he's 20% body fat
He had a girlfriend at one point because he's somehow super funny and confident (No clue how), but deep down and in private he told me he might rope genuinely.

He says most of his problems can be fixed with surgeries, but their so expensive.

SARPE, LeFort 1, and BSSO should fix all his facial bone issues. It would expand and widen his palate to ideal range (42-45mm) and also would reposition it to make it forwardly aligned. These in theory should fix his eye region to some extent and help his orbital area.

I also recommended him some softmaxxing such as:

  • Shaping and cutting his eyebrows to be perfectly even and ideal shape.
  • Growing out his lashes to fraud less UEE and less NCT.
  • Use kojic acid, hydroquinone, and tret to fix subhuman curry shitskin. (Not sure on this, need to read some of @Tigermoggerlol guides)
  • Lock in and go to the gym instead of being a fat faggot.
  • Get on raw primal (even as a curry) to fix his diet and get ideal nutrients since he's in puberty.
  • Money max online to afford these surgeries.

PLEASE, I'm asking you all comment on these tips and give some additional ones that I could give him. Any and all input is appreciated.

I really don't want my lifelong best friend to rope, he's practically my brother from another mother(of a different color).

Thanks.
As someone who is 6'4, I can say for certain there is always a way, you just need to keep hustling, trust in the universe and the universe will trust you πŸ’―
 
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As someone who is 6'4, I can say for certain there is always a way, you just need to keep hustling, trust in the universe and the universe will trust you πŸ’―
Nigga at 6'4 it doesn't matter if your subhuman.
 
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He's not going to do jack shit nigga he's just socially calibrated enough to know how to get sympathy from ur ass

He could fix a majority of those through orthodontics
 
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He's not going to do jack shit nigga he's just socially calibrated enough to get sympathy from ur ass

He could fix a majority of those through orthodontics
That's what I said but he needs money for that, for all 3 it totals around 75k, where can he get that?

Softmaxxes can only take you so far with these issues.
 
Bump this shit why is no one replying its so over😭
 
Tell him about the hullo method


And water pulling
 
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if he knows his problems can be changed via surgery. theres definitely some crazy shit he could do for money that could POSSIBLY end his life later on rather than just ending his life now. one option better than the other
 
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if he knows his problems can be changed via surgery. theres definitely some crazy shit he could do for money that could POSSIBLY end his life later on rather than just ending his life now. one option better than the other
Such as?
 
If he is dear to you, then be there for him, explore different methods together and don't let anyone hurt him. Try to do everything possible to make him feel better
 
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If he is dear to you, then be there for him, explore different methods together and don't let anyone hurt him. Try to do everything possible to make him feel better
I've consoled him, told him it will get better, and tried every method.

He said nothing will change unless severe changes happen to his looks.

Hence I'm making all this to help him (He knows a lot of it too)
 
I've consoled him, told him it will get better, and tried every method.

He said nothing will change unless severe changes happen to his looks.

Hence I'm making all this to help him (He knows a lot of it too)
youre a good lad. in all seriousness, i wish the best for you and your friend
 
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I've consoled him, told him it will get better, and tried every method.

He said nothing will change unless severe changes happen to his looks.

Hence I'm making all this to help him (He knows a lot of it too)
help him gain money or something just force him not to rope
 
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I've consoled him, told him it will get better, and tried every method.

He said nothing will change unless severe changes happen to his looks.

Hence I'm making all this to help him (He knows a lot of it too)
You need to make him believe that everything can be changed. This is obvious, of course, but I don't know many ways to improve your appearance, so I can't help you with that. As for money, let him try editing for money, or start with reselling. Maybe manage Telegram channels, both his own and others' (producing).
 
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You need to make him believe that everything can be changed. This is obvious, of course, but I don't know many ways to improve your appearance, so I can't help you with that. As for money, let him try editing for money, or start with reselling. Maybe manage Telegram channels, both his own and others' (producing).
There's a guy on Russian YouTube who makes millions, and he talked about all sorts of jobs, including which ones are good and which ones are scams. His YouTube username is «Иван Осипов», and the video is called "Tier List of 73 Professions." You can listen to him too, but he speaks Russian.
 
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That's what I said but he needs money for that, for all 3 it totals around 75k, where can he get that?

Softmaxxes can only take you so far with these issues.
Orthodontics as in MARPE headgear herbse appliance

9-14k
 
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There's a guy on Russian YouTube who makes millions, and he talked about all sorts of jobs, including which ones are good and which ones are scams. His YouTube username is «Иван Осипов», and the video is called "Tier List of 73 Professions." You can listen to him too, but he speaks Russian.
Thanks bro.
 
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Are u sure ur not the Indian in question my nigga?
I would be in a river with a cement block tied around my neck if I had even 1% of his failos.

I meant I'll look into it and see if the orthodontics fixes his problems, then message him on what to save up for.
 
For some context, I'm in school and I have a curry best friend. We are both 16 yrs old.

I've known him all my life and we hang out together almost daily.

I'm 6ft tall, and he is 5'9 but he is genuinely considering roping.

The reason why, is because his looks are genuinely subhuman. He is very educated on this and knows all his flaws.

He has:

  • 31mm palatal width (measured from 2nd premolars).
  • Severe deep bite caused by recessed and flat maxilla.
  • Recessed chin projection.
  • Prominent Upper Eyelid Exposure.
  • Negative Canthal tilt.
  • Uneven brows and underdeveloped lashes.
  • Subhuman curry coloring.
  • And he's 20% body fat
He had a girlfriend at one point because he's somehow super funny and confident (No clue how), but deep down and in private he told me he might rope genuinely.

He says most of his problems can be fixed with surgeries, but their so expensive.

SARPE, LeFort 1, and BSSO should fix all his facial bone issues. It would expand and widen his palate to ideal range (42-45mm) and also would reposition it to make it forwardly aligned. These in theory should fix his eye region to some extent and help his orbital area.

I also recommended him some softmaxxing such as:

  • Shaping and cutting his eyebrows to be perfectly even and ideal shape.
  • Growing out his lashes to fraud less UEE and less NCT.
  • Use kojic acid, hydroquinone, and tret to fix subhuman curry shitskin. (Not sure on this, need to read some of @Tigermoggerlol guides)
  • Lock in and go to the gym instead of being a fat faggot.
  • Get on raw primal (even as a curry) to fix his diet and get ideal nutrients since he's in puberty.
  • Money max online to afford these surgeries.

PLEASE, I'm asking you all comment on these tips and give some additional ones that I could give him. Any and all input is appreciated.

I really don't want my lifelong best friend to rope, he's practically my brother from another mother(of a different color).

Thanks.
pin him with hgh
 
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give him steroids and tell him to gymmax
 
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