my biggest fear are interviews. how can i become perfect at giving interviews?

[_MVP_]

talking perfectly, not running out of things to say etc,

 

[Niwatori]

do a presentation in front of a mirror

 

[Lefty Rankin]

talking perfectly, not running out of things to say etc,

That's like my biggest strength. I might be the most lousy worker ever, but I could charm a nigger into giving up lusting over bigger booty girls fir the rest if his life in an interview.

I've never had an interview where I didn't get the job. Even when I'm applying with like 20 other candidates.

Half the time I'm immediately put on a fast track to a managerial position I wasn't even applying for, subsequently after the interview and onboarding. Then they slowly begin to see I'm actually a real dickhead after the first couple of weeks, lol.