my boss is a total squid

[CelestialEmpire]

so our prestigious M&A floor is mostly filled with fratty 6'6+ old money WASP athletic touse slayers, we all rip bag, delete pints and run 2 mans on the weekends together. most of us knew each other from boarding school or ivy leagues.

theres like 30 juniors (analysts, associates, younger VPs) and 15 seniors (directors, MDs, global heads, etc) in our group.

however one of our VP (staffer) is a total bouse squid. hes not terrible since hes still rich and white but hes like a fucking nerd.

some bullshit hes said:

"boys ill just have a few pints i dont want to get blackout"

"no i dont want to pitch in for a booth and get clase azul tonight"

"give me marlboro golds i dont like the taste of full strength cigs"

"lemme test this bag with fentanyl strips first before you guys rip"

"my fiancee wont let me go to aspen with you guys for new years, sorry boys we're staying with my in laws"

"i cant go to the strip club my fiancee sees my credit card statements"

"yeah you guys can stay at my place in montauk but you cant throw an all white party or host afters, my neighbor isnt chill like that"

 

[chang cypionate]

 

[diarrhetic]

so our prestigious M&A floor is mostly filled with fratty 6'6+ old money WASP athletic touse slayers, we all rip bag, delete pints and run 2 mans on the weekends together. most of us knew each other from boarding school or ivy leagues.

theres like 30 juniors (analysts, associates, younger VPs) and 15 seniors (directors, MDs, global heads, etc) in our group.

however one of our VP (staffer) is a total bouse squid. hes not terrible since hes still rich and white but hes like a fucking nerd.

some bullshit hes said:

"boys ill just have a few pints i dont want to get blackout"

"no i dont want to pitch in for a booth and get clase azul tonight"

"give me marlboro golds i dont like the taste of full strength cigs"

"lemme test this bag with fentanyl strips first before you guys rip"

"my fiancee wont let me go to aspen with you guys for new years, sorry boys we're staying with my in laws"

"i cant go to the strip club my fiancee sees my credit card statements"

"yeah you guys can stay at my place in montauk but you cant throw an all white party or host afters, my neighbor isnt chill like that"

Can I join you guys I am 5.2 200pounds 13 inch bidelt pakistani

 

[xevuxia]

so our prestigious M&A floor is mostly filled with fratty 6'6+ old money WASP athletic touse slayers, we all rip bag, delete pints and run 2 mans on the weekends together. most of us knew each other from boarding school or ivy leagues.

theres like 30 juniors (analysts, associates, younger VPs) and 15 seniors (directors, MDs, global heads, etc) in our group.

however one of our VP (staffer) is a total bouse squid. hes not terrible since hes still rich and white but hes like a fucking nerd.

some bullshit hes said:

"boys ill just have a few pints i dont want to get blackout"

"no i dont want to pitch in for a booth and get clase azul tonight"

"give me marlboro golds i dont like the taste of full strength cigs"

"lemme test this bag with fentanyl strips first before you guys rip"

"my fiancee wont let me go to aspen with you guys for new years, sorry boys we're staying with my in laws"

"i cant go to the strip club my fiancee sees my credit card statements"

"yeah you guys can stay at my place in montauk but you cant throw an all white party or host afters, my neighbor isnt chill like that"

Are you in finance ?

 

[Tenres]

Total squid?

 

[Klasik616]

You're the biggest larper on the forum

 

[nathan V]

grabs stick and beats u

 

[vigor]

tales from the mental institution

 

[MagicalWaves]

so our prestigious M&A floor is mostly filled with fratty 6'6+ old money WASP athletic touse slayers, we all rip bag, delete pints and run 2 mans on the weekends together. most of us knew each other from boarding school or ivy leagues.

theres like 30 juniors (analysts, associates, younger VPs) and 15 seniors (directors, MDs, global heads, etc) in our group.

however one of our VP (staffer) is a total bouse squid. hes not terrible since hes still rich and white but hes like a fucking nerd.

some bullshit hes said:

"boys ill just have a few pints i dont want to get blackout"

"no i dont want to pitch in for a booth and get clase azul tonight"

"give me marlboro golds i dont like the taste of full strength cigs"

"lemme test this bag with fentanyl strips first before you guys rip"

"my fiancee wont let me go to aspen with you guys for new years, sorry boys we're staying with my in laws"

"i cant go to the strip club my fiancee sees my credit card statements"

"yeah you guys can stay at my place in montauk but you cant throw an all white party or host afters, my neighbor isnt chill like that"

can i join

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Are you in finance ?

M&A

 

[Viriato_catholic]

"6'6+"