BigJimsWornOutTires
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He hasn't had any luck in the dating market. So we talked last night as he whined on the phone like a big bitch. He said, "Geez, Jim, it's not easy being single in today's world. These women expect the guy to pay for everything. I think I'm going to become a lesbian."
I explained to him only women could become lesbians. But he didn't want to hear it. He said, "I don't wanna hear it. It's final! Next week, I'll be a lesbian. So now on, don't call me Big Bubba's Used Hoes and Shovels Sale. It'll be Big Lesbian Bubba's Used Hoes and Shovels Sale. And I'm thinking about replacing the "and" with the symbol "&." So it will be Big Lesbian Bubba's Used Hoes & Shovels Sale."
Anyway, he thinks by adding the word lesbian to his name, women would take an interest. He further explained his ingenious scheme. "So when our drawers come off, she will expect scissors—as to our vaginas grind one another until both squirt pussy juices. But she's gonna be in for a big surprise when my big penis slips inside her lesbian pussy during our scissor performance. And by the time she notices the enormous labor pain effect, that wonderful sensation will convince her big dick is the only way to go."
I tried to explain that she would know beforehand that he had a penis, but he thinks he can hide it in his butt crack. "Faggots do it all the time! So why can't I? And besides, I'll be wearing a dress, so she'll have no idea the big surprise that's cumming for her."
Well, anyway, what do you all think?
I explained to him only women could become lesbians. But he didn't want to hear it. He said, "I don't wanna hear it. It's final! Next week, I'll be a lesbian. So now on, don't call me Big Bubba's Used Hoes and Shovels Sale. It'll be Big Lesbian Bubba's Used Hoes and Shovels Sale. And I'm thinking about replacing the "and" with the symbol "&." So it will be Big Lesbian Bubba's Used Hoes & Shovels Sale."
Anyway, he thinks by adding the word lesbian to his name, women would take an interest. He further explained his ingenious scheme. "So when our drawers come off, she will expect scissors—as to our vaginas grind one another until both squirt pussy juices. But she's gonna be in for a big surprise when my big penis slips inside her lesbian pussy during our scissor performance. And by the time she notices the enormous labor pain effect, that wonderful sensation will convince her big dick is the only way to go."
I tried to explain that she would know beforehand that he had a penis, but he thinks he can hide it in his butt crack. "Faggots do it all the time! So why can't I? And besides, I'll be wearing a dress, so she'll have no idea the big surprise that's cumming for her."
Well, anyway, what do you all think?
