MY BROTHER FOUND THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!

[buckchadley31]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

 

[Deleted member 5927]

chad move tbh

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Gay Alien Wannabe

 

[buckchadley31]

Gay Alien Wannabe

OH FUCK OFF NIGGER

 

[Deleted member 6488]

>JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON
>God

 

[buckchadley31]

DISCLAIMER: THIS ISN'T A LARP

 

[Loko88]

Why the FUCK do you coom on a watermelon
Are you retarded or something?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

First cum rags then cum socks and now this??

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[john2]

First cum rags then cum socks and now this??

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Sexual fetishes and needs drive a man crazy and it defies and bypasses all rationality.

It's a powerful thing, man.

 

[Ritalincel]

XD

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Sexual fetishes and needs drive a man crazy and it defies and bypasses all rationality.

It's a powerful thing, man.

Just jack off in the bathroom and be done with it. no need to cum in your socks or in a fucking watermelon and store your jizz like some semen demon.

 

[godirl]

 

[Ritalincel]

First cum rags then cum socks and now this??

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

 

[Roping Subhuman]

15

 

[KrissKross]

chad move tbh

What would you know of being a chad?

 

[Bewusst]

I actually believe this happened because your brother found it instead of your mom

 

[Ritalincel]

View attachment 505087

 

[buckchadley31]

BUMP

 

[hairyballscel]

BUMP

What does fucking a watermelon feel like?

My dad is cutting up some watermelon so could you please make a tutorial on how to fuck it? Thanks

 

[hairyballscel]

what is this thread?

why is there another user saying the same shit