MY BROTHER FOUND THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!

[Deleted member 6856]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

 

[Marsiere214]

bump

 

[Deleted member 6856]

bump

Thanks bhai

 

[Rabbi]

My reaction to reading this post.

 

[Deleted member 6856]

My reaction to reading this post.

I see a yottochad

 

[malignant]

a watermelon jfl
bananas peels mog

 

[Marsiere214]

Thanks bhai

stop mistaking me for lifestyle fag bhai

 

[RODEBLUR]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

He's going to be an uncle

A watermelon uncle

 

[Deleted member 6488]

grapefruit and warm socks mog

 

[Deleted member 6856]

stop mistaking me for lifestyle fag bhai

Your my lifestyle

 

[Deleted member 6538]

The fuck did I just read

 

[sytyl]

jfl

 

[john2]

This thread is borrowed, i swear i remember someone made a thread like this.

 

[Deleted member 7125]

THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!

 

[Deleted member 6856]

The fuck did I just read
View attachment 591914

It is what it is

 

[Deleted member 6856]

This thread is borrowed, i swear i remember someone made a thread like this.

He knows i took tbh

 

[Lux]

"Only God can judge me"

 

[Deleted member 6856]

"Only God can judge me"

Leo looks good there ngl

 

[Deleted member 7125]

He knows i took tbh

It was @buckchadley31 wasn't it ?

 

[buckchadley31]

 

[Deleted member 7125]

 

[Alexanderr]

So, how does fucking a watermelon feel like?

 

[buckchadley31]

So, how does fucking a watermelon feel like?

Warm and juicy

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Ew shit thread kys

 

[Deleted member 8576]

bro say sike right now, this can't be true

 

[Hozay]

big if true ngl

 

[THE_LONER]

Why would you even let a watermelon rot that much? Please be a joke.

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Why would you even let a watermelon rot that much? Please be a joke.

Joke lmao

 

[maxmendietta]

stolen copypasta over for ur non creative right lobe

 

[Deleted member 4991]

Tales from the basement

 

[Deleted member 6856]

stolen copypasta over for ur non creative right lobe

 

[eyearea]

 

[Ritalincel]

Hi.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

gayyyy

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

Nasty ass nigga

 

[Ritalincel]

The fuck did I just read

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

 

[Deleted member 4464]

wtf you all crazy in this forum, you are like the 3rd person I see who says he is fucking a watermelon