MY BROTHER FOUND THE WATERMELON THAT I FUCKED ALL THE SUMMER!

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

 

[lordgandy2000]

 

[einzigartig]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE ENTERED THE ROOM AND IT SMELLED LIKE JIZZ AND AS IF SOMETHING DIED UNDER MY BED. HE WANTED TO CHECK AND SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. AS HE PICKED IT UP, IT STARTED OOZING WITH MY CUM. HE INSTANTLY DROPPED IT AND THERE WAS JIZZ AND STINKY WATERMELON JUICE ALL OVER THE FLOOR. HE RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND WASHED HIS HANDS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC.
NOW I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM IN THE EYES. FUAAAARK, WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME GOD. FUUUUUCK

how does a watermelon feel?

 

[emeraldglass]

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Facts

 

[Bojack]

Wtf lol