My brother is a fat fuck who can't stop eating my food

[Notorious_1676]

Just the other day, my Mum got me some Oreos. They were 4 Oreos to be exact so in total adds up to 16 pieces. My brother was supposed to out for a sleepover so I left my Oreos in the living room. As soon as I came back, the fat fuck ate every single one of my oreos.

 

[loxin]

put laxatives / eyedrops in them

 

[Notorious_1676]

put laxatives / eyedrops in them

He'd eat those too, he genuinely has no shame. I'd be embarrassed to show my face again if I ate 16 oreos in a row

 

[Rick_bozo]

thank him cuz he saving you from fake food, you know the cream in oreos is not cream? its artificial made substance packed with taste chemicals

 

[Notorious_1676]

thank him cuz he saving you from fake food, you know the cream in oreos is not cream? its artificial made substance packed with taste chemicals

Everything is artificial these days, McDonalds, Burger King, pizza hut, dominos and Hardees. God knows what they put in their food. Besides, I rarely eat unhealthy food

 

[Legend08]

put laxatives / eyedrops in them

The laxative method is peek i did it once on my freind as a prank

 

[loxin]

The laxative method is peek i did it once on my freind as a prank

You're a horrible friend

 

[Brava]

hes saving you from the oreos

tell him thank you

 

[nestivv]

Brutal

 

[CollioureViews]

Just the other day, my Mum got me some Oreos. They were 4 Oreos to be exact so in total adds up to 16 pieces. My brother was supposed to out for a sleepover so I left my Oreos in the living room. As soon as I came back, the fat fuck ate every single one of my oreos.

It'd be interesting to know whether he'd wake up if you tried pinning him with a 31g 8mm in the middle of his sleep...

I reckon you could administer reta without him knowing. Perhaps...

 

[Legend08]

You're a horrible friend

Yeh maybe but I did it cus he was making fun of me the other day it was well deserved. I crushed two 5mg dulcolax pills on a bottle of coke and gave it to him

 

[Notorious_1676]

The laxative method is peek i did it once on my freind as a prank

Oh yeah, I saw that thread of yours. What happened to him after that?

 

[Legend08]

Oh yeah, I saw that thread of yours. What happened to him after that?

It's a other guy im not that cruel to my actual freinds. That one i don't talk to anymore but atleast I drugged him for 2 months and used all the pills without him knowing