My bulge is prominent in everything I wear

[mulattocel]

My tool is far from “big”. (Under the golden 8 x 6) However, my decent set of balls creates a noticeable bulge and protrusion in every pair of pants I wear. Especially work slacks. I’m a size 32 x 30 slim fit. Most men I come across don’t have much of a package compared to me. Are my pants too tight or are most dudes really just dicklets?

 

[cytoplasm]

mirin. i wish i had huge bollocks

 

[mortis]

why its always the oompa loompa ultra turbo manlets that have large penises?

 

[mulattocel]

mirin. i wish i had huge bollocks

Definitely helps create the illusion if you’re under 8”