My butt only gets itchy at night

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Why?
 
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Does chad pick his butt
 
It knows when and where it wants it
 
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You crave cock
 
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because u sat on ur disgusting shit particle asshole all day instead of owning a bidet like a human
 
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because u sat on ur disgusting shit particle asshole all day instead of owning a bidet like a human
When I poop I don’t need to wipe. I’ll even jokingly smear my hand through my butt cheeks afterwards because they will be squeaky clean
 
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parasites have higher activity at night
 
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when do you shower? if it begins itching after it could be something you use in the shower, if you shower in the morning it could be build up throughout the day. maybe something with environment, maybe when youre outside you dont touch your your rotting gaming chair so its fine but when you come home at night your ass touches it and get itchy. do you use specific sleep clothes? it could be the material on those.
 
when do you shower? if it begins itching after it could be something you use in the shower, if you shower in the morning it could be build up throughout the day. maybe something with environment, maybe when youre outside you dont touch your your rotting gaming chair so its fine but when you come home at night your ass touches it and get itchy. do you use specific sleep clothes? it could be the material on those.
I don’t change my clothes, shower, or go outside. In fact I sit on my gaming chair all day
 
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I don’t change my clothes, shower, or go outside. In fact I sit on my gaming chair all day
mirin pheromonemaxxing what is the foid feedback like
 
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I lied actually I change my clothes and I rinse myself with water every few days
Women haven’t cared about me before and after but a girl did compliment my beat up air forces lol
 
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