My cat is fucking chopped

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choppedshyt

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My cat is such a fucking bum first of all he's recessed as shit his side profile is brutal to look at his orbitals are FUCKED and he's such a god damn fucking loser niggas horny 24/7 so we try to get him a female cat to breed with him and first thing this nigga does is chase after them and try to lick them which OBVIOUSLY scares them off we genuinely tried to get him 5 cats respectively and he scared all of them off he's fucking useless nigga can't even bother killing a fly in the house he lays on the floor all day and pisses wherever he wants out of spite so that we can get him a mate it's fucking pathetic niggas obese as shit when we don't even feed him anything above what the average cat should be eating and he's still fat all this nigga does is pick fights with random stray cats outside and LOSE.

there is NO FUTURE FOR THIS NIGGA this nigga is a FAILURE
 
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My cat is such a fucking bum first of all he's recessed as shit his side profile is brutal to look at his orbitals are FUCKED and he's such a god damn fucking loser niggas horny 24/7 so we try to get him a female cat to breed with him and first thing this nigga does is chase after them and try to lick them which OBVIOUSLY scares them off we genuinely tried to get him 5 cats respectively and he scared all of them off he's fucking useless nigga can't even bother killing a fly in the house he lays on the floor all day and pisses wherever he wants out of spite so that we can get him a mate it's fucking pathetic niggas obese as shit when we don't even feed him anything above what the average cat should be eating and he's still fat all this nigga does is pick fights with random stray cats outside and LOSE.

there is NO FUTURE FOR THIS NIGGA this nigga is a FAILURE
My cats eyes are closer set than ideal
 
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My cat is such a fucking bum first of all he's recessed as shit his side profile is brutal to look at his orbitals are FUCKED and he's such a god damn fucking loser niggas horny 24/7 so we try to get him a female cat to breed with him and first thing this nigga does is chase after them and try to lick them which OBVIOUSLY scares them off we genuinely tried to get him 5 cats respectively and he scared all of them off he's fucking useless nigga can't even bother killing a fly in the house he lays on the floor all day and pisses wherever he wants out of spite so that we can get him a mate it's fucking pathetic niggas obese as shit when we don't even feed him anything above what the average cat should be eating and he's still fat all this nigga does is pick fights with random stray cats outside and LOSE.

there is NO FUTURE FOR THIS NIGGA this nigga is a FAILURE
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This is just surface level shit too, I walked in on him doing what looked lik touching himself and the moment he saw me he got up and started meowing for food omfg I hate this nigga so much
 
My cat is such a fucking bum first of all he's recessed as shit his side profile is brutal to look at his orbitals are FUCKED and he's such a god damn fucking loser niggas horny 24/7 so we try to get him a female cat to breed with him and first thing this nigga does is chase after them and try to lick them which OBVIOUSLY scares them off we genuinely tried to get him 5 cats respectively and he scared all of them off he's fucking useless nigga can't even bother killing a fly in the house he lays on the floor all day and pisses wherever he wants out of spite so that we can get him a mate it's fucking pathetic niggas obese as shit when we don't even feed him anything above what the average cat should be eating and he's still fat all this nigga does is pick fights with random stray cats outside and LOSE.

there is NO FUTURE FOR THIS NIGGA this nigga is a FAILURE
He is just like his owner (you)
 
This is just surface level shit too, I walked in on him doing what looked lik touching himself and the moment he saw me he got up and started meowing for food omfg I hate this nigga so much
average cat in ohio😂😂😂😂😂. seriously tho js put it up for adoption or however the animal system works
 
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