my cat just brought me a dead pigeon

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she wanted to go out
I let her
30 minutes later scratches my door
I open
dead pigeon, chest opened, decapitated, heart visible, some guts coming out of the bird ass

is this a "I'm sorry" for yesterday? for the shit she pulled?
it was funny to see her sitting on the carpet, all proud, tail and ears up, waiting for me to see the bird
then went ahead and got on my leg
 
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man low-key sad that I threw the bird away ngl she was very proud I'll just give her more food tonight as reward tbh
 
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she wanted to go out
I let her
30 minutes later scratches my door
I open
dead pigeon, chest opened, decapitated, heart visible, some guts coming out of the bird ass

is this a "I'm sorry" for yesterday? for the shit she pulled?
it was funny to see her sitting on the carpet, all proud, tail and ears up, waiting for me to see the bird
then went ahead and got on my leg
She showed u how low inhib she was
 
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@chudlite imagine
 
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:hnghn:
 
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@Vermilioncore, he loves cats
 
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Id gut that cat open with a butter knife then while its barely breathing I’d feed it its own guts but since there’s no guts to digest its guts, it would just come back out the throat and I’d strangle it with its guts and then jerk off and cum on its corpse
 
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Id gut that cat open with a butter knife then while its barely breathing I’d feed it its own guts but since there’s no guts to digest its guts, it would just come back out the throat and I’d strangle it with its guts and then jerk off and cum on its corpse
You wouldnt do squat boy
 
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Id gut that cat open with a butter knife then while its barely breathing I’d feed it its own guts but since there’s no guts to digest its guts, it would just come back out the throat and I’d strangle it with its guts and then jerk off and cum on its corpse
No +1, no care
 
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she wanted to go out
I let her
30 minutes later scratches my door
I open
dead pigeon, chest opened, decapitated, heart visible, some guts coming out of the bird ass

is this a "I'm sorry" for yesterday? for the shit she pulled?
it was funny to see her sitting on the carpet, all proud, tail and ears up, waiting for me to see the bird
then went ahead and got on my leg
she thinks youre stupid and cant hunt for yourself
 
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Your cat sounds Jewish
 
Id gut that cat open with a butter knife then while its barely breathing I’d feed it its own guts but since there’s no guts to digest its guts, it would just come back out the throat and I’d strangle it with its guts and then jerk off and cum on its corpse
Yes. I love birds and hate cats, and the reason why I hate cats is because cats kill pigeons.
 
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