My colonoscopy is tomorrow !

[RichmondBread]

I hate it but I have to see if I have an inflamed bowel. I have to drink this stuff that makes me go for 4 hours straight til I am all clear. I did this when I was 19 and I had colitis, so I know the ropes, but I'm not looking forward to having a large tube shoved up my rectum.

 

[Bashan]

I did this when I was 19 and I had colitis

You have Ulcerative colitis?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to work at a colonoscopy office. It was weird. At first I was offered the position of assisting with the procedure, but my Indian shitskin boss told me “it’s kinda a smelly job” so it scared me and I settled for a different position at the office

 

[Bashan]

I used to work at a colonoscopy office. It was weird. At first I was offered the position of assisting with the procedure, but my Indian shitskin boss told me “it’s kinda a smelly job” so it scared me and I settled for a different position at the office

@Makhachev How come Verm used to work everywhere

 

[Vermilioncore]

@Makhachev How come Verm used to work everywhere

Jack of all trades

 

[RichmondBread]

You have Ulcerative colitis?

either that or Chron's

 

[Bashan]

Jack of all trades

I want you to be the next PM of the US.

either that or Chron's

Nigga you don't know your diagnose? It's not the flu. Talking about age 19

 

[Deleted member 20370]

you sound weirdly excited

 

[Vermilioncore]

you sound weirdly excited

“Yass! A big fat tube up my poop chute! Bazinga! Let’s go!”

 

[RichmondBread]

I want you to be the next PM of the US.

Nigga you don't know your diagnose? It's not the flu. Talking about age 19

no that was viral colitis I got from taking bad colon cleansers from Mexico.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I hate it but I have to see if I have an inflamed bowel. I have to drink this stuff that makes me go for 4 hours straight til I am all clear. I did this when I was 19 and I had colitis, so I know the ropes, but I'm not looking forward to having a large tube shoved up my rectum.

You are gonna let another man shove something up your ass? Can’t you do it yourself?

 

[Bashan]

no that was viral colitis I got from taking bad colon cleansers from Mexico.

So you have nothing. Why you suspect something?