My cousin asked me if i had a boner

[fr0st]

I went to his house to leech off him and go to the store but i was wearing grey sweatpants but i forgot im a dick mogger (silly me teehee) and he though i had a boner even though its just my flaccid dick my life is so hard sighhhhh

 

[2025cel]

You've ed porker

 

[fr0st]

You've ed porker

the only person with an ed is your mom because she was eating my dick so much it felt like she had a disorder

 

[ToryToad]

I went to his house to leech off him and go to the store but i was wearing grey sweatpants but i forgot im a dick mogger (silly me teehee) and he though i had a boner even though its just my flaccid dick my life is so hard sighhhhh

big dick + 6'1 + white = fakecel

 

[fr0st]

big dick + 6'1 + white = fakecel

unfortunately ive accepted my fate

I need to stop coping

I really wanted to be an incel i tried to trick myself into thinking i was one but unfortunately im 6'1. i admit it im a fakecel i might have adhd and autism but after browsing r/shortmen i realize that honestly i could get an ugly bitch if i wanted to. sorry guys.

looksmax.org

 

[ToryToad]

unfortunately ive accepted my fate

I need to stop coping

I really wanted to be an incel i tried to trick myself into thinking i was one but unfortunately im 6'1. i admit it im a fakecel i might have adhd and autism but after browsing r/shortmen i realize that honestly i could get an ugly bitch if i wanted to. sorry guys.

looksmax.org

I know

 

[2025cel]

the only person with an ed is your mom because she was eating my dick so much it felt like she had a disorder

Wtf, I swear 3 mins ago you just quoted me saying "tru" not this?

 

[fr0st]

Wtf, I swear 3 mins ago you just quoted me saying "tru" not this?

Nah just your mom jokes

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

I went to his house to leech off him and go to the store but i was wearing grey sweatpants but i forgot im a dick mogger (silly me teehee) and he though i had a boner even though its just my flaccid dick my life is so hard sighhhhh

Does he have a sister?

 

[fr0st]

Does he have a sister?

how did you know

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

how did you know

Fuck her (with a condom ofc, you don't want to have children with your cousin)

 

[brownmutt42]

Let him touch it next

 

[fr0st]

Let him touch it next

unironically he's tried to and i had to hit him and call him a faggot

 

[anthony111553]

Rudues wouldn't do this

 

[fr0st]

Rudues wouldn't do this

he's too low inhib to do this

 

[anthony111553]

he's too low inhib to do this

he mogs you even as a neet its over

 

[fr0st]

he mogs you even as a neet its over

Only thing i can do is sell pictures of my dick to 70 year old asian women for money

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

unironically he's tried to and i had to hit him and call him a faggot

He’s a based low inhib high T chad

 

[Joshrc]

i wish i had a big dick

 

[fr0st]

He’s a based low inhib high T chad

Unironically I get how foids complain about groping now

 

[fr0st]

i wish i had a big dick

Size?

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Unironically I get how foids complain about groping now

I was groped in high school by a new student so I spit on him to get him to leave me alone

 

[fr0st]

I was groped in high school by a new student so I spit on him to get him to leave me alone

Chad ramblings

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Chad ramblings

I wish

 

[Joshrc]

Size?

5.4x4.5

 

[fr0st]

5.4x4.5

Most vaginal depths are 4-5 inches according to multiple studies you're good

 

[ToryToad]

At first I thought u meant ur female cousin

 

[optimisticzoomer]

My balls are humongous

 

[Joshrc]

Most vaginal depths are 4-5 inches according to multiple studies you're good

lifefuel

 

[reeven]

are you kanye west

 

[It'snotover]

5.4x4.5

Buy a pump, you can make good gains with that alone

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Wish I was a shower

 

[pope]

Buy a pump, you can make good gains with that alone

How long for gains ?