My cousin cut his dick off for his gf

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My dad told me this story about a cousin that I don’t know

He got into a relationship with a liberal chick

She convinced him on liberal propaganda

He started the believe he was a woman

He decided he wanted to cut his dick off

His girlfriend supported it and egged him on to do it

She told Him she’d still love him

Well he cut it off

Then she cheated on him

Then they broke up

Now he doesn’t want to be a woman anymore and has to spend the rest of his life without a penis. apparently he feels very uncomfortable in public about it and thinks people know he doesn’t have a dick.

Who’s stupid?

I don’t need condolences bc idk the guy so please don’t say “srry about your cousin” in the comments

And i actually don’t feel sorry for him

I have a low tolerance for stupid people

Always remember guys…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
 
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mf encountered a succubus holy shit
 
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what a cuck
 
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My dad told me this story about a cousin that I don’t know

He got into a relationship with a liberal chick

She convinced him on liberal propaganda

He started the believe he was a woman

He decided he wanted to cut his dick off

His girlfriend supported it and egged him on to do it

She told Him she’d still love him

Well he cut it off

Then she cheated on him

Then they broke up

Now he doesn’t want to be a woman anymore and has to spend the rest of his life without a penis. apparently he feels very uncomfortable in public about it and thinks people know he doesn’t have a dick.

Who’s stupid?

I don’t need condolences bc idk the guy so please don’t say “srry about your cousin” in the comments

And i actually don’t feel sorry for him

I have a low tolerance for stupid people

Always remember guys…

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Of course I'm a kind and positive person, but what a stupid autistic bitch he is, no, wait, autistics aren't that stupid, I won't insult them.
 
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what the fuck who in their right mind cuts their own dick off:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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This might be one of the funniest shit I ever heard if true
 
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