my cousin is a millionaire prettyboy

[hax]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

 

[recessedchinese]

fuck your cousin you are the goat only incels on online forums are goats

 

[hax]

fuck your cousin you are the goat only incels on online forums are goats

then reality checks in:

 

[zascend8]

then reality checks in:

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Mirin

 

[Tesarossa]

OUR cousin

 

[recessedchinese]

then reality checks in:

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dude ts is genuinely the funniest thing i have seen in 54 minutes

 

[Blasian-K]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

I mean, he's your cousin; I guess you're not close. But he's family; you could try and infiltrate his circle.

And did your dad ruin your genetics or something? It can't be too bad for you, right?

 

[Jenson]

you’re gei

 

[hax]

OUR cousin

i have no bond/memories with him.
we never talk and i dont even have his number.

we live in 2 different worlds, i don't even get a taste of his average day.

 

[theblueprints]

What games brah?

 

[hax]

you’re gei

i literally saw the origin of your pfp yesterday in gay anime.

idk if you think you're in the right position to talk.

 

[Jgns]

i literally saw the origin of your pfp yesterday in gay anime.

idk if you think you're in the right position to talk.

what anime was it, its def bl

 

[Jenson]

i literally saw the origin of your pfp yesterday in gay anime.

idk if you think you're in the right position to talk.

ez bait kid

you lost

 

[hax]

I mean, he's your cousin; I guess you're not close. But he's family; you could try and infiltrate his circle.

we live in different countries and have about nothing in common, we just have a laugh here and there when we meet around once every year.

And did your dad ruin your genetics or something? It can't be too bad for you, right?

his dad is 6'6, mine is 6'5. it's not a dad problem.

on the other hand, his mom is a hardmaxxer and works her ass off every day.
mine has been jobless for over 3 years now and is much less attractive.

 

[tansel]

 

[hax]

What games brah?

anything tbh.

mostly blood zone or grindslop asmr games atm.

 

[AsymmetricBloatcel]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

Life of the average Chinese kid

 

[theblueprints]

anything tbh.

mostly blood zone or grindslop asmr games atm.

you play jailbreak before?

 

[tansel]

anything tbh.

mostly blood zone or grindslop asmr games atm.

do you play telltale

 

[hax]

what anime was it, its def bl

ez bait kid

you lost

so faggy you're literally getting D0MM3D in the thumbnail alone.
didn't watch it, it was too boring.

Spoiler: link

Loveless Episode 1 - Miruro

miruro.ro

 

[mangotimer]

then reality checks in:

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Dang

 

[FiendFiend]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

 

[Jenson]

so faggy you're literally getting D0MM3D in the thumbnail alone.
didn't watch it, it was too boring.

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Spoiler: link

Loveless Episode 1 - Miruro

miruro.ro

ngl i didnt watch it either but that's besides the point

you fell for the bait it's over kid

i made you loathe and open google and write a FULL sentence press on a FULL link search up the show

it's completely utterly over for you

 

[hax]

you play jailbreak before?

actually great idea, i'm hopping on this right about now.

 

[MROK1231]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

how did he get rich?

 

[sample]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

get a better job

 

[Jgns]

ngl i didnt watch it either but that's besides the point

you fell for the bait it's over kid

i made you loathe and open google and write a FULL sentence press on a FULL link search up the show

it's completely utterly over for you

'yeah u put ur dick in me, ur such a faggot' SON

 

[theblueprints]

actually great idea, i'm hopping on this right about now.

brah too many hackers now

once you get a bounty above 1000 hackers join server and auto arrest you

 

[Jenson]

'yeah u put ur dick in me, ur such a faggot' SON

 

[hax]

i made you loathe and open google and write a FULL sentence press on a FULL link search up the show

no i had this saved in my bookmarks from yesterday night.

i was counting on making a thread about you but my memory is too short and i forgot.

what i said i already wanted to say before.

 

[tansel]

actually great idea, i'm hopping on this right about now.

halbert

 

[hax]

do you play telltale

idk what this is

 

[Jgns]

so faggy you're literally getting D0MM3D in the thumbnail alone.
didn't watch it, it was too boring.

View attachment 5495441

Spoiler: link

Loveless Episode 1 - Miruro

miruro.ro

looks lowly rated, given mogs hard tho

 

[Jenson]

no i had this saved in my bookmarks from yesterday night.

i was counting on making a thread about you but my memory is too short and i forgot.

what i said i already wanted to say before.

i won and you lost now you're making up fantasies

 

[tansel]

looks lowly rated, given mogs hard tho

do u play the telltale games dude

or is it just me

 

[Jgns]

do u play the telltale games dude

or is it just me

nah I never have tbh, I just didnt like the constriction of a telltale game

 

[hax]

i won and you lost now you're making up fantasies

i'd send my bookmarks check but it's only porn.

whatever you say though...

 

[Zxcpivomaster]

my mom told me he's having a yacht party in saint-tropez with his millionaire friends atm.

meanwhile i wageslave at mcdonald's and play roblox alone on my weekends.

Wdym your cousin? did you wanted to say our?

 

[tansel]

nah I never have tbh, I just didnt like the constriction of a telltale game

wow

the telltale games are like the only games ive played

that & some rockstar games

i feel like an unc sometimes man

 

[hax]

how did he get rich?

born in rich family.

my grandpa was a millionaire too and he gave his company to my dad's older brother (not my dad) so eventually they became richer.

 

[hax]

get a better job

can't yet, i'm underrage and this is the closest to my house (countryside)

 

[sample]

can't yet, i'm underrage and this is the closest to my house (countryside)

ouu shit. good luck man

 

[hax]

looks lowly rated, given mogs hard tho

i'll watch it some day.

stranger by the shore is yet to be overtaken imo.

 

[Jgns]

i'll watch it some day.

stranger by the shore is yet to be overtaken imo.

I was thinking of watching that recently, ill def watch it tdy preciate it dude

 

[hax]

I was thinking of watching that recently, ill def watch it tdy preciate it dude

@imontheloose recommends

edit: wtf is that new avi, unc...

 

[hax]

do u play the telltale games dude

or is it just me

i don't play triple A games

 

[The Grinch]

How come his parents (your aunt or uncle) are rich, but you have to work at fast food? Sounds like your realtives don’t like you and your parents much

 

[Jgns]

@imontheloose recommends

edit: wtf is that new avi, unc...

mouth looking wet asl over there

 

[tansel]

i don't play triple A games

telltale is not triple a u french goofball

 

[hax]

How come his parents (your aunt or uncle) are rich, but you have to work at fast food? Sounds like your realtives don’t like you and your parents much

born in rich family.

my grandpa was a millionaire too and he gave his company to my dad's older brother (not my dad) so eventually they became richer.

this explains most of it ^

since my dad is the younger brother, he didn't get to run the company and lost on alot of money.
unfortunately, he did this out of free will too because "money doens't buy happiness" and he likes his job in the humanitary.