My cousins GF wants to fuck me (GTFIH)

[BraveCake]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

 

[BraveCake]

bump

 

[Slow]

 

[hollowed]

Bro you’re not telling us everything! Did you tell your cousin?

 

[BraveCake]

Bro you’re not telling us everything! Did you tell your cousin?

Nigga they’re evidence based assumptions, she didn’t literally hop on my dick. He would never believe me unless she literally fucked me right there .

 

[loneiqlet]

Send ur face or tales

 

[eology]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

dnr may the sodomites be eliminated

 

[BraveCake]

Send ur face or tales

Wallah not tales. Fuck no nigga my life would be over

 

[hollowed]

Nigga they’re evidence based assumptions, she didn’t literally hop on my dick. He would never believe me unless she literally fucked me right there .

Bro what the fuck!!!!!!! I just read this shit over and you talked shit about him with her? Fuck you!

 

[eology]

Send ur face or tales

ayo spongebob lets beat up this phony ninja

 

[Viriato_catholic]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

fuck her and tell your cousin

 

[BraveCake]

Bro what the fuck!!!!!!! I just read this shit over and you talked shit about him with her? Fuck you!

He was there too it wasn’t behind the back. It was like teasing him for dumb shit he was saying because he’s a jester, and it was mostly her not me. Also we’re not that close but for some reason talked a lot at this event

 

[loneiqlet]

Wallah not tales. Fuck no nigga my life would be over

Alr so tales

 

[BraveCake]

fuck her and tell your cousin

I should’ve told her I was 18 . Dude i’m not gonna see her for like another few months until the next family event anyway. Also how the fuck would I get her socials and shit? Unless she literally starts sucking my dick out of nowhere then i’m not taking chances with this.

 

[Viriato_catholic]

I should’ve told her I was 18 . Dude i’m not gonna see her for like another few months until the next family event anyway. Also how the fuck would I get her socials and shit? Unless she literally starts sucking my dick out of nowhere then i’m not taking chances with this.

if you have your cousin insta u could just search for her name and follow her

 

[sasha777]

Wallah not tales. Fuck no nigga my life would be over

“Wallah” it’s over

 

[BraveCake]

if you have your cousin insta u could just search for her name and follow her

Too risky nigga too risky. I’m a pussy ngl

 

[taylorhillshusband]

tales from Mumbai

 

[BraveCake]

tales from Mumbai

NOT TALES NIGGA GIVE ME ADVICE

 

[Viriato_catholic]

Too risky nigga too risky. I’m a pussy ngl

u dont need to follow her and say "hey lets fuck and shieett" just follow her and dont say anything or just like one post on her account and wait for her to follows back

 

[resting]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

this made me shed a tear. so sad bhai

 

[BraveCake]

this made me shed a tear. so sad bhai

It’s just like dude thank god i’m the one that ended up ascending and getting the better genes. Fuck man this shit is brutal

 

[BraveCake]

u dont need to follow her and say "hey lets fuck and shieett" just follow her and dont say anything or just like one post on her account and wait for her to follows back

Bro following her is weird enough though. I don’t even follow him .

 

[avena]

Wallah not tales. Fuck no nigga my life would be over

nigga nobody doing shit with ur face

 

[resting]

It’s just like dude thank god i’m the one that ended up ascending and getting the better genes. Fuck man this shit is brutal

cant wait til i reach mtn saar, dnp on the way

 

[BraveCake]

nigga nobody doing shit with ur face

Hello verdam

 

[avena]

Hello verdam

Hello bravecake

 

[BraveCake]

u dont need to follow her and say "hey lets fuck and shieett" just follow her and dont say anything or just like one post on her account and wait for her to follows back

fuck bro she looks hotter on instagram

 

[BraveCake]

fuck bro she looks hotter on instagram

also dude @Viriato_catholic she has hundreds of stories and a few posts on ig and none of them have him. holy shit this is brutal

 

[bones607]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

Bs this ain't happen, but ngl depends how good of a cousin he is I'd tell my cousin personally but if I don't fuck with him I'm clapping his girl

 

[Viriato_catholic]

Bro following her is weird enough though. I don’t even follow him .

yeah seeing that way its really weird

fuck bro she looks hotter on instagram

they always do

also dude @Viriato_catholic she has hundreds of stories and a few posts on ig and none of them have him. holy shit this is brutal

and they are looksmatches

 

[BraveCake]

Bs this ain't happen, but ngl depends how good of a cousin he is I'd tell my cousin personally but if I don't fuck with him I'm clapping his girl

We used to be super close then drifted further apart every year since I was like 10 since we live like an hour away from each other. This was like the first time we were actually getting along and having full on conversations for years. I’d fuck her tbh just because we aren’t “brother” close. Anything less then a fucking ride or die bond i’m fucking her

 

[bones607]

We used to be super close then drifted further apart every year since I was like 10 since we live like an hour away from each other. This was like the first time we were actually getting along and having full on conversations for years. I’d fuck her tbh just because we aren’t “brother” close. Anything less then a fucking ride or die bond i’m fucking her

Okay now your cousin bring his girl over for a family dinner with other cousins. idk about how other family's work but this shit is screaming fake

 

[BraveCake]

yeah seeing that way its really weird

they always do

and they are looksmatches

Dude they’ve been dating for a while now too and there is not one fucking picture with him. Not even a mention. I guess she’s just using that nigga

 

[RJ_ascends]

For reference she is like 5’4 hltb (22) he is 5’9 mltn (22) and i’m 6’4 hmtn (17). We were at this family party and shes giving me IOIs left and right bro. Not only did she keep looking at me but literally anytime I spoke at the table or looked at her she was smiling and laughing. Anytime I spoke about ANYTHING she was agreeing and laughing. Also me and her repeatedly made fun of my cousin because he’s a huge jester. Anyways later i’m minding my own business walking around and I hear her asking my cousin questions about me . She then asked me if i was 18 .

It’s weird how open and confident she was this time also because first time I met her (literally last time i saw her) he introduced her to me she was all quiet and shy and shit.

This might not sound like enough but niggas trust me, you just know when a girl is into you sometimes.

Moral of the story is though BP is so fucking brutal holy shit . Don’t ever put it past any girl to do anything you think is “too fucked up” and can’t imagine her doing. Trust me, she will

Tales from the pakistani street vendor

 

[BraveCake]

Okay now your cousin bring his girl over for a family dinner with other cousins. idk about how other family's work but this shit is screaming fake

It wasn’t a family dinner it was a party. Also even at family dinners yes my cousins bring their gfs and bfs and nobody gives a shit. Idk what strict culture you’re from this is literally normal practice in U.S

 

[H72]

If this isnt tales which it prob is just slay who gives a fuck

 

[bones607]

It wasn’t a family dinner it was a party. Also even at family dinners yes my cousins bring their gfs and bfs and nobody gives a shit. Idk what strict culture you’re from this is literally normal practice in U.S

Ah alright, ngl next party spit game to his girl

 

[BraveCake]

If this isnt tales which it prob is just slay who gives a fuck

I will if the opportunity comes up but I don’t see it happening tbh. You never know though

 

[H72]

I will if the opportunity comes up but I don’t see it happening tbh. You never know though

your 6,4 and assuming decent looking it will

 

[BraveCake]

Ah alright, ngl next party spit game to his girl

Yeah i’ll try talking to her more but still how would getting her socials come up? Definitely not asking for that shit like some pickup artist. Maybe she will say some shit like “do you want my ig?” though if I get lucky. Who knows.

 

[BraveCake]

your 6,4 and assuming decent looking it will

I see her like every few months dude it’s a low chance it happens tbh. I’m gonna talk to her more but it’d be pretty bold of her to give me her socials out of nowhere. We’ll see

 

[H72]

I see her like every few months dude it’s a low chance it happens tbh. I’m gonna talk to her more but it’d be pretty bold of her to give me her socials out of nowhere. We’ll see

Just do it stop being a fucking cuck nigga and record or its tales

 

[bones607]

Yeah i’ll try talking to her more but still how would getting her socials come up? Definitely not asking for that shit like some pickup artist. Maybe she will say some shit like “do you want my ig?” though if I get lucky. Who knows.

No bro just ask, I know a 5 foot 5 ltn who pulls alot

 

[BraveCake]

No bro just ask, I know a 5 foot 5 ltn who pulls alot

easier said then done my nigga this is my cousins gf were talking about