Lonenely sigma
Future "username-o-plasty" candidate
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Since I am so sleep deprived, I like to talk with my coworkers to not fall asleep while peeling the oranges (a stupid job, ik)
I tend to forget stuff there and the guy I talked with started picking on that
The other day, the dude asked me to add him on instagram, and told me:
"Jacob.Ewans.2002_"
[Ofc not an actual account]
I asked him "is there a dot between Ewans and 2002?
He then looked at me like I am fucking retarded
He asked me: "bro we work for 5 days together and you don't know my name?"
I do?
"Then why'd my name be Jacob.Ewans.2002?"
-I am sorry man, I can't concentrate on anything these days
I swear this convo actually happened, except his name was slavic
I tend to forget stuff there and the guy I talked with started picking on that
The other day, the dude asked me to add him on instagram, and told me:
"Jacob.Ewans.2002_"
[Ofc not an actual account]
I asked him "is there a dot between Ewans and 2002?
He then looked at me like I am fucking retarded
He asked me: "bro we work for 5 days together and you don't know my name?"
I do?
"Then why'd my name be Jacob.Ewans.2002?"
-I am sorry man, I can't concentrate on anything these days
I swear this convo actually happened, except his name was slavic