My coworker thinks I am mentally ill

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Since I am so sleep deprived, I like to talk with my coworkers to not fall asleep while peeling the oranges (a stupid job, ik)

I tend to forget stuff there and the guy I talked with started picking on that

The other day, the dude asked me to add him on instagram, and told me:

"Jacob.Ewans.2002_"

[Ofc not an actual account]

I asked him "is there a dot between Ewans and 2002?

He then looked at me like I am fucking retarded

He asked me: "bro we work for 5 days together and you don't know my name?"

I do?

"Then why'd my name be Jacob.Ewans.2002?"

-I am sorry man, I can't concentrate on anything these days


I swear this convo actually happened, except his name was slavic
 
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@aspiringexcel @hopecel @shizuku11111 @shiezen @fluxx

Over for alzheimercels in the balkanz
 
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Your just to sigma for them
 
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I’d never know my coworkers names ngl, I am always sleep deprived tho
 
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Du bist großartig, lass dich nicht von diesen Misepetern runterziehen.
 
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Your just to sigma for them
Oh mein Gott, meine Liebe! Es tut mir leid, dass Sie über diese Version von mir gelesen haben ... es war für komödiantische Zwecke, ich verspreche es!
 
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not that bad, yesterday i was on bus station, eating skittles and talking with friend on phone, i was so distracted, as i was walking forward i bumped into sipka or whatever its called, dropped my skittles and i think all people in bus laughed at me
 
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brutal my parents accuse me of being on drugs even tho I'm not it's because I'm mentally ill and they're ableist
 
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not that bad, yesterday i was on bus station, eating skittles and talking with friend on phone, i was so distracted, as i was walking forward i bumped into sipka or whatever its called, dropped my skittles and i think all people in bus laughed at me
Into šipka

Kejdžujem (I am caging) na ovo (at this)
 
not that bad, yesterday i was on bus station, eating skittles and talking with friend on phone, i was so distracted, as i was walking forward i bumped into sipka or whatever its called, dropped my skittles and i think all people in bus laughed at me
But yeah

At the end of the day no one would gaf if I was a 6'4 chad

No remembering his name for me and no not hitting into sipka for our faces bro
 
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You’re here. They’re not too far off
 
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Idk why people are always so offended when you don’t know / forgot their name, like relax pal, you‘re not a celebrity 💀🙏
 
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Since I am so sleep deprived, I like to talk with my coworkers to not fall asleep while peeling the oranges (a stupid job, ik)

I tend to forget stuff there and the guy I talked with started picking on that

The other day, the dude asked me to add him on instagram, and told me:

"Jacob.Ewans.2002_"

[Ofc not an actual account]

I asked him "is there a dot between Ewans and 2002?

He then looked at me like I am fucking retarded

He asked me: "bro we work for 5 days together and you don't know my name?"

I do?


"Then why'd my name be Jacob.Ewans.2002?"

-I am sorry man, I can't concentrate on anything these days


I swear this convo actually happened, except his name was slavic
ovako meni nekad bude i misle da sam najveci retard:feelsrope:
 
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Since I am so sleep deprived, I like to talk with my coworkers to not fall asleep while peeling the oranges (a stupid job, ik)

I tend to forget stuff there and the guy I talked with started picking on that

The other day, the dude asked me to add him on instagram, and told me:

"Jacob.Ewans.2002_"

[Ofc not an actual account]

I asked him "is there a dot between Ewans and 2002?

He then looked at me like I am fucking retarded

He asked me: "bro we work for 5 days together and you don't know my name?"

I do?


"Then why'd my name be Jacob.Ewans.2002?"

-I am sorry man, I can't concentrate on anything these days


I swear this convo actually happened, except his name was slavic
Totally understandable, I have a friend that I was with literally everyday and 3 years ago he went on 72h no sleep, on day 1 he seemed fine, day 2 already started to behave strangely and he seemed really tier obviously, day 3 I show him something on my phone that we wanted to see, ask him about it 10-15 secs later and he was like "what, how would I know that?" and I explained to his zombie ass that we watched it 15 secs ago and showed him phone and he was like sorry, no sleep kicked in, and he told me always saw in corner of his vision on that day dark figures basically his brain was playing with him
 
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Bhai dont care abour work npcs. Wagies.
 
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I don't even understand what happened in this interaction over
 
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He gave me his instagram account but the name and surname of the account were completely different to his real name and surname

And I asked him about the dot placement. After working together for 5 days.
 
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