My craziest jerking off story

[asdvek]

I was in school and I was in the backseat and I was horny af

Couldn't wait till home

So I low-key deadass started stimulating my shit in the back

Ofc I couldn't grab and jerk it so I was stimulating my shit with my elbow or some shit

I was in the back nobody was seeing me so we good alr

I open and close my legs squeezing my shit and I come in my pants

Just those were enough to come since I was horny af anyway

High T since a young age bro

Ever since I've been born life has just been going up and up, always High T

 

[inversions]

I don't believe it.

 

[unkownincel]

I was in school and I was in the backseat and I was horny af

Couldn't wait till home

So I low-key deadass started stimulating my shit in the back

Ofc I couldn't grab and jerk it so I was stimulating my shit with my elbow or some shit

I was in the back nobody was seeing me so we good alr

I open and close my legs squeezing my shit and I come in my pants

Just those were enough to come since I was horny af anyway

High T since a young age bro

Ever since I've been born life has just been going up and up, always High T

i used to just whip it out and beating it.
high t?

 

[asdvek]

I don't believe it.

Lmaoo bro ur clearly not a rira fan

Ever since I been born life has just been going upwards cuz of high T

U don't know that rira shit

Rira high t primal

 

[brootaldood]

 

[Node]

Your mom is in custody with ice rn

 

[inversions]

Lmaoo bro ur clearly not a rira fan

Ever since I been born life has just been going upwards cuz of high T

U don't know that rira shit

Rira high t primal

Didn't mention dark triad once in there btw

Fake fan exposed

 

[asdvek]

Didn't mention dark triad once in there btw

Fake fan exposed

Bro when I say rira it should come together

Like saying rira is another way of saying dark triad

They stand for the same thing

So ur a fake fan for not knowing this knowledge rn. Exposed fake fan

 

[haldoff]

I was in school and I was in the backseat and I was horny af

Couldn't wait till home

So I low-key deadass started stimulating my shit in the back

Ofc I couldn't grab and jerk it so I was stimulating my shit with my elbow or some shit

I was in the back nobody was seeing me so we good alr

I open and close my legs squeezing my shit and I come in my pants

Just those were enough to come since I was horny af anyway

High T since a young age bro

Ever since I've been born life has just been going up and up, always High T

bro this is also a real story

i was in class and i was all the way in the back left
and i just started like stimulating my dick through my pants while watching the back of the head and hair of my crush in class
and just came in my pants

 

[inversions]

Bro when I say rira it should come together

Like saying rira is another way of saying dark triad

They stand for the same thing

So ur a fake fan for not knowing this knowledge rn. Exposed fake fan

fuck

 

[asdvek]

fuck

Exposed the fake rira fan

Sit down bitch

 

[inversions]

Exposed the fake rira fan

Sit down bitch

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do you know WHY saying rira = dark triad though

 

[unkownincel]

 

[asdvek]

do you know WHY saying rira = dark triad though

Don't ask me

The rira gods made it that way

 

[SilvioMoltisantiDan]

Dnr Dnr Dnr + Don't care + didn't ask + L ratio

 

[inversions]

Don't ask me

The rira gods made it that way

liar

i know why

hahahaha ur the fake fan newgen grey

 

[knightgtb65]

I was in school and I was in the backseat and I was horny af

Couldn't wait till home

So I low-key deadass started stimulating my shit in the back

Ofc I couldn't grab and jerk it so I was stimulating my shit with my elbow or some shit

I was in the back nobody was seeing me so we good alr

I open and close my legs squeezing my shit and I come in my pants

Just those were enough to come since I was horny af anyway

High T since a young age bro

Ever since I've been born life has just been going up and up, always High T

real shit

 

[unkownincel]

liar

i know why

hahahaha ur the fake fan newgen grey

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so based

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

I was in school and I was in the backseat and I was horny af

Couldn't wait till home

So I low-key deadass started stimulating my shit in the back

Ofc I couldn't grab and jerk it so I was stimulating my shit with my elbow or some shit

I was in the back nobody was seeing me so we good alr

I open and close my legs squeezing my shit and I come in my pants

Just those were enough to come since I was horny af anyway

High T since a young age bro

Ever since I've been born life has just been going up and up, always High T

i jerked off in the colosseoum of rome public bathrooms, some did get in the toilet some went outside the toilet