My Crush Agreed to Stay at my Place Tonight

[thecel]

For Chad, this is a guaranteed lay.

For me, this is a hug at best.

Never began.

 

[khvirgin]

LET'S FUCKING GO CHAD

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

this is yuge news

 

[Cheesyrumble]

I believe in u fellow chink

 

[Daqirius]

take a picture of her and send bro

 

[Deleted member 18244]

She literally wants to smash

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Just wear a mask and fuck her

 

[Enfant terrible]

will you were your dress

 

[Cheesyrumble]

Let her jerk u off while ur in a maid outfit. Dommy mommy incoming

 

[Trilogy]

Lucky

 

[thecel]

She literally wants to smash

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

 

[Marco Polo]

Genghis Khan would be proud

 

[Marco Polo]

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

Maybe she wants to peg you

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

Idiot

 

[Deleted member 22627]

For Chad, this is a guaranteed lay.

For me, this is a hug at best.

Never began.

If a girl agree to stay with you and doesn't explicitly say there will be no sex or romance then she most definitely is DTF. Never had a girl come to my place that I didn't fuck and never have I gone to a girls place (just the two of us) and not fucked her.
It's as clear a signal as it can possibly get.

 

[thecel]

Idiot

Coper

 

[Cheesyrumble]

Coper

Stop the self pity, u have a bitch coming over dumbass chink

 

[cvzvvc]

I am rooting for you, thecel. I have tremendous respect for you

 

[NFA PB]

lessgoooooooo

 

[Deleted member 22627]

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

Unless the friendzone has been thoroughly established and she refers to you as her bestie and best friend and what not in front of people then It will be an easy fuck.

 

[Deleted member 18244]

Coper

Why would she want to sleep in your flat then dumbass?

 

[khvirgin]

Why would she want to sleep in your flat then dumbass?

she's homeless

 

[Deleted member 14693]

The only user I would actually approve bragging and would get happy

 

[thecel]

Unless the friendzone has been thoroughly established and she refers to you as her bestie and best friend and what not in front of people then It will be an easy fuck.

Friendzone has been thoroughly indicated tho not definitively established.

 

[Allandro]

SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU

 

[thecel]

SHE WANTS TO FUCK YOU

cope

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

 

[Allandro]

cope

MAYBE SHE HAS A FETISH FOR INCELS WHO KNOWS? JUST TRY

SHE WANTS SO GIVE YOU HER PUSSY FOR MERCY.

 

[thecel]

I find it hilariously surprising that no one has replied “LARP” yet even though I’m known as one of the forum’s most subhuman truecels.

HTN slayers say they did XYZ with females, and people go “larp larpity larpo” “tales from the VR headset”. I’m a fucking truecel, yet people seem to believe that I’ll really get laid. JFL at this community.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

@thecel Getting laid will be the biggest thing in psl history

 

[Deleted member 22627]

Friendzone has been thoroughly indicated tho not definitively established.

I would try for it. She will most likely feel pressured to give in which I would take advantage of.
If she gets all cosy with you it should be a green light.

 

[Deleted member 1851]

looksmax is rooting for you bro

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Hypercope. My height: short. My face: ugly. My dick: small. My bank account: empty. She’d never wanna have seggs with me; I’m truecel.

Whats your dick size BP?

 

[thecel]

Whats your dick size BP?

5.25" BONE PRESSED GIGA HARD

4.375" NBP (which is the metric that matters because it’s what girls can see)

 

[enchanted_elixir]

She literally wants to smash

100%, or... she could have realized you need to meet God because the world is cruel to you.

Either way, its a win-win

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Dominate her.

 

[thecel]

Dominate her.

my biacromial breadth is too narrow

 

[thecel]

She’s the girl whom I texted “turbo mog” to:

Just texted my NEW crush “turbo mog”

100% real screenshot of the message I sent to my sexy crush: Using incel slang when talking to chicks works better than using shitty Jonathan Antonio PeeYooAyy game does. Past example: https://looksmax.org/threads/heightpilled-my-crush-and-got-left-on-delivered.454362

looksmax.org

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Chad would just get in there

 

[thecel]

bimp

 

[Deleted member 22780]

5.25" BONE PRESSED GIGA HARD

4.375" NBP (which is the metric that matters because it’s what girls can see)

Nigga take my dick I sure won’t be using it anytime soon

 

[Deleted member 21052]

Genghis Khan would be proud

OP is viet or chinese

where tf u get genghis khan from, he would kill all chinese

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

Mogs 99% of the users

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

Just k-pop max bruah

 

[rand anon]

@thecel status report boyo??

 

[Over]

For Chad, this is a guaranteed lay.

For me, this is a hug at best.

Never began.

Mirin go slay her pussy try to kpopmax as much as possible before

 

[BugeyeBigNoseCurry]

@thecel status report boyo??

Fucked raw

 

[human304]

tongue that ass

 

[thecel]

Fucked raw

No. Though I did go from KHV to just V.

 

[Deleted member 22126]

No. Though I did go from KHV to just V.

What happened??????

 

[Deleted member 2729]

No. Though I did go from KHV to just V.

tell us