My current ascension plan

[Deleted member 45760]

17 yrs old, 5'8, skinnyfat, look like a recessed dog

Step 1: Hair
the ginger pheno fucked me so im tryna gradually darken my hair, prolly gonna do this with coffee grounds or smth
Step 2: Skin
Using beta carotene (30,000 IUs), no visible changes yet but im ~ 4 months in
Step 3: Body
Framemaxx by just working shoulders, biceps, chest, and tris

getting protein sources is difficult af for me
i need to find something i dont need to prepare or need an oven for (dont ask why)

Step 4: Debloat (Most important)
Face is fat as fuck so im currently drinking a shit ton of regular water, coconut water, black coffee, eating bananas, gonna buy some potassium pills and doing 30 -45 mins of cardio.

i can pm pics if you guys wanna give me suggestions
not posting here cuz i dont wanna get doxxed

 

[Deleted member 44159]

17 yrs old, 5'8, skinnyfat, look like a recessed dog

Step 1: Hair
the ginger pheno fucked me so im tryna gradually darken my hair, prolly gonna do this with coffee grounds or smth
Step 2: Skin
Using beta carotene (30,000 IUs), no visible changes yet but im ~ 4 months in
Step 3: Body
Framemaxx by just working shoulders, biceps, chest, and tris

getting protein sources is difficult af for me
i need to find something i dont need to prepare or need an oven for (dont ask why)

Step 4: Debloat (Most important)
Face is fat as fuck so im currently drinking a shit ton of regular water, coconut water, black coffee, eating bananas, gonna buy some potassium pills and doing 30 -45 mins of cardio.

i can pm pics if you guys wanna give me suggestions
not posting here cuz i dont wanna get doxxed

why not dye your hair?

 

[Samsepioler]

my biggest ascension plan is killing myself

 

[Deleted member 45760]

why not dye your hair?

too uncanny and idk what color i should get

 

[Deleted member 44159]

too uncanny and idk what color i should get

brootal, but atleast ginger can look good as long as you can masculinize yourself like a scottish warrior and not a fairy

 

[Deleted member 45760]

brootal, but atleast ginger can look good as long as you can masculinize yourself like a scottish warrior and not a fairy

being ginger is fucking brutal, ur like an animal at the zoo. Walking by a group of girls is awful cuz they always laugh to each other and try to take photos of me. ive only been approached by indian girls

 

[TheBrownOne]

not posting here cuz i dont wanna get doxxed

I guarantee nobody cares enough to do this

 

[anthony111553]

my biggest ascension plan is killing myself

ropemaxx

 

[Deleted member 45760]

I guarantee nobody cares enough to do this

in theory yeah

 

[Deleted member 52566]

hahahaha tiktok ascension plan

 

[Deleted member 45760]

hahahaha tiktok ascension plan

yeah well i cant really get any surgeries considering im 17 so im jus doing small shit rn

 

[Deleted member 52566]

yeah well i cant really get any surgeries considering im 17 so im jus doing small shit rn

Theres much more non surgical things you can do

 

[odux]

17 yrs old, 5'8, skinnyfat, look like a recessed dog

Step 1: Hair
the ginger pheno fucked me so im tryna gradually darken my hair, prolly gonna do this with coffee grounds or smth
Step 2: Skin
Using beta carotene (30,000 IUs), no visible changes yet but im ~ 4 months in
Step 3: Body
Framemaxx by just working shoulders, biceps, chest, and tris

getting protein sources is difficult af for me
i need to find something i dont need to prepare or need an oven for (dont ask why)

Step 4: Debloat (Most important)
Face is fat as fuck so im currently drinking a shit ton of regular water, coconut water, black coffee, eating bananas, gonna buy some potassium pills and doing 30 -45 mins of cardio.

i can pm pics if you guys wanna give me suggestions
not posting here cuz i dont wanna get doxxed

post more about using coffee grounds for darkening hair, id be interested in knowing if it works

 

[Deleted member 45760]

post more about using coffee grounds for darkening hair, id be interested in knowing if it works

will do

 

[Deleted member 45760]

Theres much more non surgical things you can do

i mean ik about mt2 but what else

 

[nikushabarelymogs]

my biggest ascension plan is killing myself

You dont need anymore ascending already chad

 

[Deleted member 45760]

You dont need anymore ascending already chad

thanks bhai

 

[Deleted member 45760]

post more about using coffee grounds for darkening hair, id be interested in knowing if it works

it did fuck all and i smell like coffee now

 

[odux]

it did fuck all and i smell like coffee now

hahaha good to know

 

[Rawprimalooks]

17 yrs old, 5'8, skinnyfat, look like a recessed dog

Step 1: Hair
the ginger pheno fucked me so im tryna gradually darken my hair, prolly gonna do this with coffee grounds or smth
Step 2: Skin
Using beta carotene (30,000 IUs), no visible changes yet but im ~ 4 months in
Step 3: Body
Framemaxx by just working shoulders, biceps, chest, and tris

getting protein sources is difficult af for me
i need to find something i dont need to prepare or need an oven for (dont ask why)

Step 4: Debloat (Most important)
Face is fat as fuck so im currently drinking a shit ton of regular water, coconut water, black coffee, eating bananas, gonna buy some potassium pills and doing 30 -45 mins of cardio.

i can pm pics if you guys wanna give me suggestions
not posting here cuz i dont wanna get doxxed

Protein sources lol so easy drink 50 raw eggs a day every 20 min

 

[Narcissusmaxxing]

too uncanny and idk what color i should get

Get green

 

[Deleted member 45760]

Get green

dont bump this god awful post bro