My dad found my weed pen

[Gaygymmaxx]

I left a d8 disposable thc pen in some room and he found it

Nigga came to my door and I was in my brothers room but I heard it so I went out as he was about to go downstairs

And he showed it to me and shit and asked if it was mine

I said yes

Then kinda followed him in shame as he said he was disappointed and he went to the theater room

Then he watched a movie

I wasn't sure if he told my mom yet so I went downstairs where she was sitting, dreading the potential results

And she said some random shit so he didn't tell her yet

it's possible

I went back upstairs and plotted in my room, my dad is chill asf and didn't punish me yet, all I can do now I try to convince him not to tell my mom,

I've never tried it before but I went in there and asked

Are you gonna tell mom

"Yeah, I can't keep this from her"

I'm sorry but you know I'm productive as fuck lately and I get all my shit done, I'm not gonna do it again, just please don't tell mom, she'll be crushed

(I've been hard-core looksmaxxing lately, perfect Diet, hella protein shakes, gym and almost nothing else)

"are you gonna get a job"

(He's been asking me to get a summer job before college, I wanted to looksmax more tbh)

Yeah I applied to 2 places already I should have an interview within a week

"Ok" - sighful (so be it-esque tone)

ok thank you

Immense L overall but insane comeback from potential catastrophe innit

Tagging brocels

Spoiler

@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet

Joe Rogan edit

@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate@Erik-Jón
@Manchild
@8PSLcel
@RecessedChinCel
@Ryan
@gamma
@luljankybo
@Nameless_Sunflower
@










@FreakkForLife
@Hiraeth
@balding exprettyboy
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@alriodai
@RecessedChinCel
@nameless_sunflower
@gamma
@smvmaxxertilllate
@TeenAscender
@RoBobaFett999
@StuffedFrog
@rand anon
@Spike the dragon

@OnlyWs
@vaninskybird
@St.TikTokcel
@elegant56
@LowTrust
@Guerrilla

Curlyhead

 

[LowTrust]

I didn't even think weed pens were a thing

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

This cortisol spike will brutalize my skin for sure

Over

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

I left a d8 disposable thc pen in some room and he found it

Nigga came to my door and I was in my brothers room but I heard it so I went out as he was about to go downstairs

And he showed it to me and shit and asked if it was mine

I said yes

Then kinda followed him in shame as he said he was disappointed and he went to the theater room

Then he watched a movie

I wasn't sure if he told my mom yet so I went downstairs where she was sitting, dreading the potential results

And she said some random shit so he didn't tell her yet

it's possible

I went back upstairs and plotted in my room, my dad is chill asf and didn't punish me yet, all I can do now I try to convince him not to tell my mom,

I've never tried it before but I went in there and asked

Are you gonna tell mom

"Yeah, I can't keep this from her"

I'm sorry but you know I'm productive as fuck lately and I get all my shit done, I'm not gonna do it again, just please don't tell mom, she'll be crushed

(I've been hard-core looksmaxxing lately, perfect Diet, hella protein shakes, gym and almost nothing else)

"are you gonna get a job"

(He's been asking me to get a summer job before college, I wanted to looksmax more tbh)

Yeah I applied to 2 places already I should have an interview within a week

"Ok" - sighful (so be it-esque tone)

ok thank you

Immense L overall but insane comeback from potential catastrophe innit

Tagging brocels

Spoiler

@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet

Joe Rogan edit

@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate@Erik-Jón
@Manchild
@8PSLcel
@RecessedChinCel
@Ryan
@gamma
@luljankybo
@Nameless_Sunflower
@










@FreakkForLife
@Hiraeth
@balding exprettyboy
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@alriodai
@RecessedChinCel
@nameless_sunflower
@gamma
@smvmaxxertilllate
@TeenAscender
@RoBobaFett999
@StuffedFrog
@rand anon
@Spike the dragon

@OnlyWs
@vaninskybird
@St.TikTokcel
@elegant56
@LowTrust
@Guerrilla

Curlyhead

Mirin

Hes simply going to pull a few drags and watch a movie.

 

[JackTheKnife]

What THC

 

[Lebgfinal]

over for you

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

over for you

Indeed

Over if he tells her anyway

 

[JackTheKnife]

Indeed

Over if he tells her anyway

Kek I literally puff on my mom as a joke to get her ''high'' and she's freaking out telling me to get this poison away from her.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Kek I literally puff on my mom as a joke to get her ''high'' and she's freaking out telling me to get this poison away from her.

I'm 18 in Texas nigguh

 

[JackTheKnife]

I'm 18 in Texas nigguh

You're also ethnic, big haram.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

blocked faggot last straw to not tag me

 

[Deleted member 14815]

I read your dad's lines in his indian accent JFL

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You're also ethnic, big haram.

We are whitewashed only my dad's indian

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I read your dad's lines in his indian accent JFL

He doesn't fucking have one he's been here 35 years

 

[JackTheKnife]

What THC nigger? or it's CBD

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What THC nigger? or it's CBD

I left a d8 disposable thc pen in some room and he found it

 

[JackTheKnife]

Not what I asked but ok.

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Theater room? Baller. Stemcels do got it all ngl

 

[Deleted member 19846]

You remind me of my friend. Type of nigga to hype absolutely everything up and try to make every single thing/situation cooler or more significant than it is. A while ago I saw a post about you linked up with your friends, drank/smoked, and did pretty much jackshit, and somehow you turned it into an absolute thesis about how it was your most NT night ever or something. I think you also wrote another essay about how you were gonna slay or lose your virginity or something senior year by wearing lifts and approaching freshman (JFL)? Now there's another overblown blog post about how your dad found the penjamin and basically did nothing? Loser shit honestly

 

[Deleted member 16133]

weed is medicine there r so many benefits

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You remind me of my friend. Type of nigga to hype absolutely everything up and try to make every single thing/situation cooler or more significant than it is. A while ago I saw a post about you linked up with your friends, drank/smoked, and did pretty much jackshit, and somehow you turned it into an absolute thesis about how it was your most NT night ever or something. I think you also wrote another essay about how you were gonna slay or lose your virginity or something senior year by wearing lifts and approaching freshman (JFL)? Now there's another overblown blog post about how your dad found the penjamin and basically did nothing? Loser shit honestly

accurate

 

[Trilogy]

It's just weed who gives a fuck

 

[Interested]

Then kinda followed him in shame as he said he was disappointed and he went to the theater room

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

weed is medicine there r so many benefits

inflammation and pain are the only things that weed treats. dont tell me its good for ur anxiety or some stupid shit

It's just weed who gives a fuck

yeah but my brother is a cuck and went to rehab for mainly weed fucking twice and they think its terrible

crazy because i literally did lsd with my fucking dad 2 years ago when i was like 16

he didnt give af this time because im productive asf, he knows it didnt effect me and he just found it, he cant act like he noticed a change in my behavior cuz i was still on my shit. unfortunate strain on our relationship for the time being but it is what it is

he came downstairs afterwards and acted like nothing happened and went to bed

 

[JackTheKnife]

dont tell me its good for ur anxiety or some stupid shit

It reduces OCD symptoms by 50-60% (short term, like the pain / inflammation) even retards like @Crusile can use google

 

[Crusile]

It reduces OCD symptoms by 50-60% (short term, like the pain / inflammation) even retards like @Crusile can use google

Retarded

 

[Deleted member 23324]

You’d be better off not doing that weed shit anyway. It lowers t and motivation. If you’re gonna smoke, nic is better.

 

[Deleted member 21628]

you forgot to add that youre indian

 

[Deleted member 16133]

inflammation and pain are the only things that weed treats. dont tell me its good for ur anxiety or some stupid shit

nah ima smoke some later today but i havent been able to do it recently cuz heart palpitations are so brutal
weed is just s ofire to smoke not give a care and listen to music

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

weed is just s ofire to smoke not give a care and listen to music

weed is medicine there r so many benefits

Retard

 

[n0rthface]

is it legal in ur state?

 

[n0rthface]

 

[gribsufer1]

dads salary?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

It reduces OCD symptoms by 50-60% (short term, like the pain / inflammation) even retards like @Crusile can use google

Yes adderall treats adhd

But taking adderall makes your adhd when you're not taking adderall slightly worse, any attention span can decline overall.

Same with weed

Same with painkillers

Same with fucking everything

It should not be used to treat mental problems unless they are completely uncontrollable, especially weed.

If you smoke weed every weekend that's fine but taking it consistently to "treat ocd" is fucking ridiculous.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Mcdicks and popcorn lung was my classic routine

My friends brother would drive us to McDonald's and we'd smoke out of a metal pen

Good times

 

[Deleted member 21824]

nah ima smoke some later today but i havent been able to do it recently cuz heart palpitations are so brutal
weed is just s ofire to smoke not give a care and listen to music

when new song bhai

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

dads salary?

400-500k prob

My house is massive, my friends call it a castle and I make ironic jokes about me "being from the hood"

Very well off but I had to beg him for months to get them on board with hgh even though that fucker fucked me by marrying a retarded midget

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

you forgot to add that youre indian

It's in my status buster

 

[Deleted member 29167]

400-500k prob

My house is massive, my friends call it a castle and I make ironic jokes about me "being from the hood"

Very well off but I had to beg him for months to get them on board with hgh even though that fucker fucked me by marrying a retarded midget

did u get ur HGH?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

did u get ur HGH?

At fucking 17 didn't do shit

Barely above my predicted height

They didn't mind giving my brother 15k for 2 months at rehab (second one after relapse) and lawyer fees when he went over 100mph with weed in his car in Texas.

But I had to ask for a year relentlessly for them to pay for half of my hgh

They weren't willing to pay for all of it, it's pricy right?

NO IT FUCKING IT WASNT, IT BLACKMARKET HGH THAT I GOT BLOODS FOR AND MY DOC WAS EVEN ON BOARD

140 PER 100 IUS

AND THEYD ONLY PAY 70 A MONTH

WE SPEND THAT SHIT ON HULU AND NETFLIX WHAT THE FUCKK

DIRT CHEAAAPP FUCKKKKKERS FUCKEDD MEEEE AHHHHH

AND THE SAME SHITHEAD BROTHER GOT ME ADDICTED TO WEED AT 12 YEARS OLD TOO

@curlyheadjames IM ACTUALLY FUCKING BLACKPILL CURSED BRAH

 

[Deleted member 23558]

nah ima smoke some later today but i havent been able to do it recently cuz heart palpitations are so brutal
weed is just s ofire to smoke not give a care and listen to music

Bro where tf have u been

 

[Deleted member 16133]

Retard

ur the retard for even having it in the first place lmfao weed is nothing ive done worse hard drugs weed is a baby drug and is mogger and feels hella good and my jerk off sessions r so good wi t

 

[Deleted member 16133]

At fucking 17 didn't do shit

Barely above my predicted height

They didn't mind giving my brother 15k for 2 months at rehab (second one after relapse) and lawyer fees when he went over 100mph with weed in his car in Texas.

But I had to ask for a year relentlessly for them to pay for half of my hgh

They weren't willing to pay for all of it, it's pricy right?

NO IT FUCKING IT WASNT, IT BLACKMARKET HGH THAT I GOT BLOODS FOR AND MY DOC WAS EVEN ON BOARD

140 PER 100 IUS

AND THEYD ONLY PAY 70 A MONTH

WE SPEND THAT SHIT ON HULU AND NETFLIX WHAT THE FUCKK

DIRT CHEAAAPP FUCKKKKKERS FUCKEDD MEEEE AHHHHH

AND THE SAME SHITHEAD BROTHER GOT ME ADDICTED TO WEED AT 12 YEARS OLD TOO

@curlyheadjames IM ACTUALLY FUCKING BLACKPILL CURSED BRAH

unsupportive families r the worst bro sometimes only ucan be the one t o change the destiny

 

[Sociobiology]

I left a d8 disposable thc pen in some room and he found it

Nigga came to my door and I was in my brothers room but I heard it so I went out as he was about to go downstairs

And he showed it to me and shit and asked if it was mine

I said yes

Then kinda followed him in shame as he said he was disappointed and he went to the theater room

Then he watched a movie

I wasn't sure if he told my mom yet so I went downstairs where she was sitting, dreading the potential results

And she said some random shit so he didn't tell her yet

it's possible

I went back upstairs and plotted in my room, my dad is chill asf and didn't punish me yet, all I can do now I try to convince him not to tell my mom,

I've never tried it before but I went in there and asked

Are you gonna tell mom

"Yeah, I can't keep this from her"

I'm sorry but you know I'm productive as fuck lately and I get all my shit done, I'm not gonna do it again, just please don't tell mom, she'll be crushed

(I've been hard-core looksmaxxing lately, perfect Diet, hella protein shakes, gym and almost nothing else)

"are you gonna get a job"

(He's been asking me to get a summer job before college, I wanted to looksmax more tbh)

Yeah I applied to 2 places already I should have an interview within a week

"Ok" - sighful (so be it-esque tone)

ok thank you

Immense L overall but insane comeback from potential catastrophe innit

Tagging brocels

Spoiler

@garoupilled_ @looksmidder @curlyheadjames
@St.TikTokcel
@gribsufer1
@Crestfallen95
@Blackgymmax
@balding exprettyboy @Nims @FreakkForLife @predeterminism @thompsonz @FailedNormieManlet @the BULL @Vermilioncore @Xangsane @Lihito @Growth Plate @rupert Pupkin @8pslcel ...
@TRUE_CEL
@Allornothing
@balding exprettyboy
@Nims
@FreakkForLife
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@rooman
@predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet

Joe Rogan edit

@FreakkForLife
@Predeterminism
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate@Erik-Jón
@Manchild
@8PSLcel
@RecessedChinCel
@Ryan
@gamma
@luljankybo
@Nameless_Sunflower
@










@FreakkForLife
@Hiraeth
@balding exprettyboy
@predeterminism
@thompsonz
@FailedNormieManlet
@the BULL
@Vermilioncore
@Xangsane
@Lihito
@Growth Plate
@rupert Pupkin
@8pslcel
@printerandfaxmachin
@alriodai
@RecessedChinCel
@nameless_sunflower
@gamma
@smvmaxxertilllate
@TeenAscender
@RoBobaFett999
@StuffedFrog
@rand anon
@Spike the dragon

@OnlyWs
@vaninskybird
@St.TikTokcel
@elegant56
@LowTrust
@Guerrilla

Curlyhead

Weed pens are psychosis inducers. Your dad did a good thing by taking it off you.

Just tell your parents that you bought the pen because you wanted to treat anxiety and that you'll stick to CBD gummies instead.

 

[Sociobiology]

It's in my status buster

Its completely asinine now you're rich because you're rich you're now considered exotic and could probably larp as a middle eastern prince for clout.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

unsupportive families r the worst bro sometimes only ucan be the one t o change the destiny

Idk man it pisses me off but they didn't have bad intentions

They just thought it didn't matter

It isn't reasonable to be mad at my father, who's 5"8 for marrying a 5" woman

I would do the same thing but give my son hgh and more blackpill knowledge

I can't be mad at him for not understanding, but fucking years of asking, I don't show insecurity in front of my parents, I could've been more emotional to force it out of them

I could've said this at the time, they hadn't spent as much but he went to rehab and got charges earlier

I could've guilted them for taking favorites

But I'm definitely their favorite my brothers a lowlife

It doesn't even fucking make sense

I should've just said "you spent over 10k on my brothers mistakes, rehab, and lawyer charges, but you won't dish out a few grand to fix the genetic deformity you cursed me with?"

It wouldve worked. But I was non confrontational back then

I also never told them I got made fun of in middle school, it almost completely stopped in high school, like weirdly dramatic chance, I didn't grow much I think people just stopped being dicks

As soon as I'm financially independent I'm unloading all of this shit on them

And telling them my brother gave me fucking weed at 12

Then never speaking to them again

I should be more mad at my brother tbh but he was 15 I was 12 it's not awful and I think he feels pretty bad

I never talk about this shit lol

 

[Deleted member 16133]

Idk man it pisses me off but they didn't have bad intentions

They just thought it didn't matter

It isn't reasonable to be mad at my father, who's 5"8 for marrying a 5" woman

I would do the same thing but give my son hgh and more blackpill knowledge

I can't be mad at him for not understanding, but fucking years of asking, I don't show insecurity in front of my parents, I could've been more emotional to force it out of them

I could've said this at the time, they hadn't spent as much but he went to rehab and got charges earlier

I could've guilted them for taking favorites

But I'm definitely their favorite my brothers a lowlife

It doesn't even fucking make sense

I should've just said "you spent over 10k on my brothers mistakes, rehab, and lawyer charges, but you won't dish out a few grand to fix the genetic deformity you cursed me with?"

It wouldve worked. But I was non confrontational back then

I also never told them I got made fun of in middle school, it almost completely stopped in high school, like weirdly dramatic chance, I didn't grow much I think people just stopped being dicks

As soon as I'm financially independent I'm unloading all of this shit on them

And telling them my brother gave me fucking weed at 12

Then never speaking to them again

I should be more mad at my brother tbh but he was 15 I was 12 it's not awful and I think he feels pretty bad

I never talk about this shit lol

damn bro all this damage at a young age bro ur too young for this curse bro ur an attractive guy tho and u got muscle bro height is not that big of an issue fr face and muscles matter way more at least youll be more filled out and shit and thru college u will grow more like 1-2 inches just keep taking gh and pray or take mk677 and aromasin work a job bro theres always a way and youll find it bro trust me man its not fucking over for you. ever. its never over there's always a way every single time. the best revenge u can get on ur family is getting looks money status keep gymming do plastic surgery everything. u get good looking famous and rich they cant say shit and will beg for ur forgiveness. u got this bro trust me fr < 3

 

[Deleted member 27660]

damn bro missed me w the tag, rip

you’ll b fine it’s very insignificant and your parents just don’t understand our generation

i’m way more productive w pen lmao, been going strong since high school and never been caught

don’t let it phase you pops will get over it g

 

[aGreaterMii]

Why would you do Delta 8 when you can drink instead

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

damn bro missed me w the tag, rip

you’ll b fine it’s very insignificant and your parents just don’t understand our generation

i’m way more productive w pen lmao, been going strong since high school and never been caught

don’t let it phase you pops will get over it g

He was chill asf about just called me once after saying "you giving that shit to ur friend that comes over?"

"Yeah"

"Yada Yada Yada, impossible situation for a parent Yada Yada, don't do thst shit again"

And that was it he hasn't said anything else we went in the car and he was friendly

I'm in