My dad has a giant dick (srs)

[Deleted member 10104]

When I was a little kid I saw my dad's dick when we're at the ymca (Inb4 molestation jokes fuck off)

He's obese but even then he was swinging around like a 3rd leg FLACCID and it looked big even for his proportions (6'8 and obese)

Also he disproves the whole "big dicked guys don't brag about their dicks" cause he bragged about being big dicked all the time but I always ignored it until a few years ago when I remembered that

Also he would always brag about me having a big dick (he said I had a big dick that even doctors commented on when I was born) but my dick wasn't really big until after puberty so idk why he did, I think he just figured I had a big dick too and his brothers did as well (he brags about it being a family trait)

Jfl this penis controlled bragging boomer

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Volcel if you didn't

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Apparently one of my uncles got a divorce and his wife claimed he had a small penis, I remember my dad got in argument with her and brought that up, he said "YOU MUST BE A WHORE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HIS DICK AND HE'S FUCKING HUNG, HE'S MASSIVE YOU SLUT!"

i Dont fucking get this dude tbh

BBut I have to believe him cuz his dick was massive and mine is pretty big so why would he lie about my Uncle's dick?

 

[Deleted member 6382]

White people moment

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Hi son

 

[Mr.cope]

Wtf your dads gay

 

[Mr.cope]

Or his dick isnt that big

 

[Rich/Jewish_Gooner$]

When I was a little kid I saw my dad's dick when we're at the ymca (Inb4 molestation jokes fuck off)

He's obese but even then he was swinging around like a 3rd leg FLACCID and it looked big even for his proportions (6'8 and obese)

Also he disproves the whole "big dicked guys don't brag about their dicks" cause he bragged about being big dicked all the time but I always ignored it until a few years ago when I remembered that

Also he would always brag about me having a big dick (he said I had a big dick that even doctors commented on when I was born) but my dick wasn't really big until after puberty so idk why he did, I think he just figured I had a big dick too and his brothers did as well (he brags about it being a family trait)

Jfl this penis controlled bragging boomer

Whats your height age and dick size

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Or his dick isnt that big

Bruh trust me, he was 5 inches flaccid and his girth had to be 6 inches flaccid, he had a GIANT elephant cock I remember it clearly

 

[Reiraku]

How did it feel?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

How did it feel?

I inb4'd molestation jokes you unoriginal twat

 

[Gengar]

did you suck it bro

 

[Deleted member 10104]

did you suck it bro

I inb4'd molestation jokes you unoriginal twat

 

[Deleted member 4019]

WHITE MAMBA, BWC MOGGER

 

[Gengar]

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its a question

 

[johncruz12345]

Tbh. When I was a kid I thought my dad's dick was big, but tbh when you are a kid a lot of things seem bigger.

 

[softlysoftly]

Dad dicks always look huge when you're a kid. Bet i mog him now

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Dad dicks always look huge when you're a kid. Bet i mog him now

Pull down his pants and measure it while flaccid quickly. Or shower with him and then measure it

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Pull down his pants and measure it while flaccid quickly. Or shower with him and then measure it

Dad dicks always look huge when you're a kid. Bet i mog him now

Tbh. When I was a kid I thought my dad's dick was big, but tbh when you are a kid a lot of things seem bigger.

I known this phenomenon but trust me you don't forget that kind of girth plus HE IS LEGIT OBESE 6'8 and it's still marked in my mind as massive

 

[BigBiceps]

Apparently one of my uncles got a divorce and his wife claimed he had a small penis, I remember my dad got in argument with her and brought that up, he said "YOU MUST BE A WHORE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HIS DICK AND HE'S FUCKING HUNG, HE'S MASSIVE YOU SLUT!"

i Dont fucking get this dude tbh

BBut I have to believe him cuz his dick was massive and mine is pretty big so why would he lie about my Uncle's dick?

JFL BASED AS FUCK

 

[Deleted member 2214]

I known this phenomenon but trust me you don't forget that kind of girth plus HE IS LEGIT OBESE 6'8 and it's still marked in my mind as massive

Is your dad a gl guy?

 

[softlysoftly]

Pull down his pants and measure it while flaccid quickly. Or shower with him and then measure it

That sounds gay. Ill just measure next time we're having sex

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Is your dad a gl guy?

No he's ogre like me but even bigger taller ogre (tbh maybe he was 0 psl but I'm 1 psl I got some good looks from my mom but mostly got his hideous failos)

II sent this gif of professional powerlifter to my sister and she said "glad to see dad up and moving" :

He 100% looks like this from the back same exact shaped hairline in the back too its uncanny

BBut he's taller than this dude

 

[Deleted member 2214]

No he's ogre like me but even bigger taller ogre (tbh maybe he was 0 psl but I'm 1 psl I got some good looks from my mom but mostly got his hideous failos)

II sent this gif of professional powerlifter to my sister and she said "glad to see dad up and moving" :

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He 100% looks like this from the back same exact shaped hairline in the back too its uncanny

BBut he's taller than this dude

 

[Deleted member 7866]

big dick guys aaalways brag about their dicks because they know its useful

 

[Deleted member 6892]

If i had a big dick id brag about that shit

 

[Deleted member 7866]

big dick guys aaalways brag about their dicks because they know its useful

@personalityinkwell i take back what I've been saying, i think its not that dick doesn't matter more that no one believes me

 

[softlysoftly]

The sweetest nectar to ever come out a foids mouth is "you're the biggest I've ever had".

 

[Deleted member 2214]

big dick guys aaalways brag about their dicks because they know its useful

 

[Lolcel]

Dont even know what to say

 

[Deleted member 10104]

The sweetest nectar to ever come out a foids mouth is "you're the biggest I've ever had".

No, it's the unlearned and uncontrolled moans and gasps of taking a girl's virginity.

 

[softlysoftly]

No, it's the unlearned and uncontrolled moans and gasps of taking a girl's virginity.

JFL if you think a meek virgins sex expressions and noises can compare to an extrovertmaxxed stacy who did acting classes when she was younger

 

[Deleted member 7776]

The sweetest nectar to ever come out a foids mouth is "you're the biggest I've ever had".

feels so fucking good to hear that tbh

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Tbh being the son of an ogre and a relatively good looking mom is shit cause the genes you get are still 50/50, u hit truecel face and 4 inches shorter than my dad and my brother got good facial genes and just 2 inches shorter than me

AAnd i know he has a big dick even flaccid I saw it in a urinal stall before jfl

 

[Deleted member 10104]

JFL if you think a meek virgins sex expressions and noises can compare to an extrovertmaxxed stacy who did acting classes when she was younger

Ngl that's good too

 

[Deleted member 2214]

No, it's the unlearned and uncontrolled moans and gasps of taking a girl's virginity.

But I don't want to ruin her for other guys when it is just her first time

 

[SadnessWYJ]

OP IS AN UTTER ABSOLUTE FAGGOT WHO GOT MOLESTED AND FISTED SINCE BIRTH AND HE VISIT HOSPITAL WEEKLY TO TREAT HIS ANAL PROLAPSE CAUSED HIS FAGGOT BEHAVIOR AND HAVING HOMOSEXUAL INCESTUOUS INTERCOURSE WITH HIS DAD DAILY

 

[Deleted member 10104]

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OP IS AN UTTER ABSOLUTE FAGGOT WHO GOT MOLESTED AND FISTED SINCE BIRTH AND HE VISIT HOSPITAL WEEKLY TO TREAT HIS ANAL PROLAPSE CAUSED HIS FAGGOT BEHAVIOR AND HAVING HOMOSEXUAL INCESTUOUS INTERCOURSE WITH HIS DAD DAILY

JFL

 

[Gazzamogga]

jfl fucking parents will always brag about it when their kid has a big dick

kinda cringe tbh ngl

 

[Deleted member 10104]

But I don't want to ruin her for other guys when it is just her first time

So ltr her and cheat on her I have like 6 girlfriends rn technically though only half live near me

 

[Deleted member 10104]

jfl fucking parents will always brag about it when their kid has a big dick

kinda cringe tbh ngl

So this is not a unique phenomenon, good to know

 

[Deleted member 2748]

 

[Deleted member 2214]

So ltr her and cheat on her I have like 6 girlfriends rn technically though only half live near me

Imagine being in a polymary relationship with 6 Stacies

All of them from different countries

 

[Ritalincell]

What is your dick size?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Imagine being in a polymary relationship with 6 Stacies

If I was 2 psl instead of 1 I could probably convince them to all live with me and impregnate each one

But since I'm 1 psl I have to treat each one like she's the only one

 

[Deleted member 4612]

@personalityinkwell i take back what I've been saying, i think its not that dick doesn't matter more that no one believes me

indeed

 

[Deleted member 2748]

What is your dick size?

probably 2 inches

 

[Beetlejuice]

I have seen people talking about dicks too at home,they said that my young brother(10yo) has a big dick

 

[Deleted member 2214]

If I was 2 psl instead of 1 I could probably convince them to all live with me and impregnate each one

But since I'm 1 psl I have to treat each one like she's the only one

Just Be Chad Theory

 

[Slap]

When I was a little kid I saw my dad's dick when we're at the ymca (Inb4 molestation jokes fuck off)

He's obese but even then he was swinging around like a 3rd leg FLACCID and it looked big even for his proportions (6'8 and obese)

Also he disproves the whole "big dicked guys don't brag about their dicks" cause he bragged about being big dicked all the time but I always ignored it until a few years ago when I remembered that

Also he would always brag about me having a big dick (he said I had a big dick that even doctors commented on when I was born) but my dick wasn't really big until after puberty so idk why he did, I think he just figured I had a big dick too and his brothers did as well (he brags about it being a family trait)

Jfl this penis controlled bragging boomer

My father would show off his dick whenever we had guests.