My dad has a giant dick (srs)

[Deleted member 2748]

from this thread i realized that many of you have weird ass parents

 

[Deleted member 2214]

My father would show off his dick whenever we had guests.

Low inhib off the charts

 

[Gazzamogga]

So this is not a unique phenomenon, good to know

My mom was having dinner at some friends who have a 4 year old son and she told me that they were bragging about him being hung

And then she told me that she did the same thing when I was young

And then I looked at her like 'bruh'

 

[Deleted member 10104]

What is your dick size?

Probably around 7.8 to 8 inches long, no idea about girth. I'm just estimating this based off comparing it to my phone which is 6.3 inches long with case, and my dick is definitely at least 1.5 inches longer

SSo comfortably above average tbh I don't even think I'm that big personally

probably 2 inches

Even soft I'm still big enough to hurt so take it as you will tbh

 

[Slap]

Low inhib off the charts

You could say that again.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

from this thread i realized that many of you have weird ass parents

My dad and mom are the exact same height and weight. She also has shoulders just as wide

 

[Deleted member 10104]

My father would show off his dick whenever we had guests.

JFL mirin

 

[Deleted member 2748]

Probably around 7.8 to 8 inches long, no idea about girth. I'm just estimating this based off comparing it to my phone which is 6.3 inches long with case, and my dick is definitely at least 1.5 inches longer

SSo comfortably above average tbh I don't even think I'm that big personally



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Even soft I'm still big enough to hurt so take it as you will tbh

damn shawty ok, here's your medal

 

[Slap]

I used to make my escorts' asshole bleed. You can picture how big my monster dong was.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

My mom was having dinner at some friends who have a 4 year old son and she told me that they were bragging about him being hung

And then she told me that she did the same thing when I was young

And then I looked at her like 'bruh'

Women talk about dicks way more often than men talk about pussy tbh

 

[Deleted member 10104]

I used to make my escorts' asshole bleed. You can picture how big my monster dong was.

Grats on your big dong but I don't see the appeal in anal or making an escort bleed (increasing risk of hiv)

 

[Deleted member 2214]

damn shawty ok, here's your medal

Hey, don't feel mogged.

OP is ugly as fuck anyway, but gets laid due to JBW (which works in some countries) tall barefoot height, and low inhib personality. No offense @RealLooksmaxxer

 

[Slap]

Grats on your big dong but I don't see the appeal in anal or making an escort bleed (increasing risk of hiv)

Different strokes for different folks.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Hey, don't feel mogged.

OP is ugly as fuck anyway, but gets laid due to JBW (which works in some countries) tall barefoot height, and low inhib personality. No offense @RealLooksmaxxer

None taken, I'm here to help ppl tbh, and tell funny stories in the mean time

WWhat he said is true

 

[Deleted member 2748]

Hey, don't feel mogged.

OP is ugly as fuck anyway, but gets laid due to JBW (which works in some countries) tall barefoot height, and low inhib personality. No offense @RealLooksmaxxer

dickmog Is the ultimate mog so it doesn't matter. brb roping

 

[Deleted member 10104]

dickmog Is the ultimate mog so it doesn't matter. brb roping

Well there's always a bigger fish, comparison has to stop somewhere

AAlso dick maxxing is legit from what I've read (I've only tried a bit so far)

 

[Deleted member 2214]

dickmog Is the ultimate mog so it doesn't matter. brb roping

Do this and you will get 1' 6" NBP flaccid

 

[Baldingman1998]

No he's ogre like me but even bigger taller ogre (tbh maybe he was 0 psl but I'm 1 psl I got some good looks from my mom but mostly got his hideous failos)

II sent this gif of professional powerlifter to my sister and she said "glad to see dad up and moving" :

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He 100% looks like this from the back same exact shaped hairline in the back too its uncanny

BBut he's taller than this dude

Same shit with me my dad height, frame, voice, dick, wrist, and everything else mogs me . While my face is more attractive from my mom. Why couldn't I have both?

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Same shit with me my dad height, frame, voice, dick, wrist, and everything else mogs me . While my face is more attractive from my mom. Why couldn't I have both?

Consider yourself lucky you got some good looks from mom

 

[Deleted member 2214]

Same shit with me my dad height, frame, voice, dick, wrist, and everything else mogs me . While my face is more attractive from my mom. Why couldn't I have both?

I look like a cute anime boy version of my dad despite being taller. Keep in mind he looks like a gorilla Chad, so I am not really that feminine looking

 

[Ritalincell]

Probably around 7.8 to 8 inches long, no idea about girth. I'm just estimating this based off comparing it to my phone which is 6.3 inches long with case, and my dick is definitely at least 1.5 inches longer

SSo comfortably above average tbh I don't even think I'm that big personally



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Even soft I'm still big enough to hurt so take it as you will tbh

She doesn't seem satisfied

 

[Deleted member 10104]

She doesn't seem satisfied

How so tbh

Tbh being soft when I fucked her was super annoying I hated it

 

[Ritalincell]

How so tbh

Tbh being soft when I fucked her was super annoying I hated it

U hurted her

 

[Deleted member 10104]

U hurted her

Im gonna see her again next week and take viagra beforehand so I'm rock hard the entire time and I'm gonna destroy that poosy + coom inside her tbh

SShe makes me mad cuz she doesn't text me much but I know she's obsessed with me incel rage tbh

 

[Ritalincell]

Im gonna see her again next week and take viagra beforehand so I'm rock hard the entire time and I'm gonna destroy that poosy + coom inside her tbh

SShe makes me mad cuz she doesn't text me much but I know she's obsessed with me incel rage tbh

Don't go too hard bro or she won'T come back

 

[Deleted member 10104]

Don't go too hard bro or she won'T come back

I don't think that's possible tbh is it? Hmmm

 

[doll]

holy shit your dad is 6’8 what an ogre

 

[Deleted member 10104]

holy shit your dad is 6’8 what an ogre

6'8 bald cleft chinned obese ogre tbh

You guys think he sounds cool but I saw pictures of him when he was in his 20s and in every picture he looks like such a fucktard

Looks > height

 

[6’1cel]

White people moment

how’s that a whote people moment?
because we have big dicks?

 

[6’1cel]

Bruh trust me, he was 5 inches flaccid and his girth had to be 6 inches flaccid, he had a GIANT elephant cock I remember it clearly

5 inches flaccid?
is that big?
im like 5 inches long flaccid but more like 4 inches girth

 

[Deleted member 10104]

5 inches flaccid?
is that big?
im like 5 inches long flaccid but more like 4 inches girth

5 inches long flaccid is long but ultimately what counts is erect length, tbh flaccid means nothing almost, but I think big flaccid means big hard whereas you can be small flaccid and still be big hard tbh

 

[RAITEIII]

Lucky if ur 8 inches

 

[Deleted member 756]

5 inches long flaccid is long but ultimately what counts is erect length, tbh flaccid means nothing almost, but I think big flaccid means big hard whereas you can be small flaccid and still be big hard tbh

Grower vs shower

 

[MusicMaxxingMidget]

did he feed you man milk too?

 

[Deleted member 8904]

I just realized all the men in my family are tall and have big dicks