my dad is 2 feet taller than me

[Deleted member 86840]

he’s 5’11 fuck man why couldn’t i be his height

 

[puff]

he’s 5’11 fuck man why couldn’t i be his height

ru a gnome

 

[Deleted member 86840]

ru a gnome

u can’t call people that little bro have u ever heard about offensive words? be more empathetic.

 

[puff]

u can’t call people that little bro have u ever heard about offensive words? be more empathetic.

how ru gonna be 3"11 go reincarnate

 

[Deleted member 300965]

blame ur sub 5 dwarf mom

 

[Mike456]

he’s 5’11 fuck man why couldn’t i be his height

You gotta be larping
How tall is your mom
I am 99% this is impossible this gotta be some sort of medical condition

 

[Deleted member 86840]

You gotta be larping
How tall is your mom
I am 99% this is impossible this gotta be some sort of medical condition

i’m just a bebeh larper

 

[Celto-Germanics]

Dwarves get mad bitches dude it’s the 5’-5’8” that really need to be worried

 

[truejamal]

were you malnourished during developing years?

 

[Deleted member 86840]

were you malnourished during developing years?

no i ate raw meat and raw bull sperm

 

[BlondKanyeWest]

your dad being 5'11 is also not very good, sadly

 

[larpslayer1488]

he’s 5’11 fuck man why couldn’t i be his height

Do you mean 2 inches??

 

[grav]

no i ate raw meat and raw bull sperm

Ideal diet

 

[linenlutz67]

how ru gonna be 3"11 go reincarnate

But im a 6'2 chadlite so if this individual were to be on top of me (like many real women have before) we could be over 10 feet—that is the size of a basketball hoop!

 

[linenlutz67]

Do you mean 2 inches??

Almost half my penile length LOL!

 

[puff]

But im a 6'2 chadlite so if this individual were to be on top of me (like many real women have before) we could be over 10 feet—that is the size of a basketball hoop!

ai generating reponses is insane

@Bobbyrino @domcel

 

[linenlutz67]

your dad being 5'11 is also not very good, sadly

I am 6'2...
Women: reproduce with me! We can make children who have dads whom are 6'2 like me.

 

[linenlutz67]

ai generating reponses is insane

@Bobbyrino @domcel

Why would I have AI generate this, LOL? You are a subhuman who cannot comprehend the innerworkings of a adamlite like myself

 

[larpcel]

Ask him to swap

 

[BlondKanyeWest]

I am 6'2...
Women: reproduce with me! We can make children who have dads whom are 6'2 like me.

what r u talkin about nigga

 

[linenlutz67]

what r u talkin about nigga

Just look at my other thread, im 6'2.

 

[domcel]

ai generating reponses is insane

@Bobbyrino @domcel

dis dude gotta go

 

[Gamerspyy786]

Are u white?

 

[Gamerspyy786]

U strike me as a white brah i could be wrong tho

 

[buddhistking]

TALES

 

[Morphed_Chudjak]

How is that even impossible. If you are really 3´11 give up at this point. This is the worst male height i have ever heard of.

 

[SoundnVision]

Cool fella