My dad just walked in on me sucking a banana like a penis

[lowtiersubhuman]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

 

[Acquiescence]

Now shove it up ur ass like that one YouTuber

 

[notlarpingscott]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

I guess bro

 

[dictator]

#relatable

 

[hatefoids666]

worst shit i ever read

 

[nohopecabron]

yeah nigga u gay

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Now shove it up ur ass like that one YouTuber

What ng

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

yeah nigga u gay

Shut up i mog you and im str8

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

worst shit i ever read

Spelled best wrong

 

[hatefoids666]

Spelled best wrong

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

What

 

[kisslessvirgin]

what happens now

 

[Iblame2023]

MODS this has to be bannable

@Master

 

[vxfx]

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

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[Starborn]

So I was eating a banana when my brother walked in and we were having a conversation so to fuck with him mid convo I start sucking my banana instead of taking bites like mid convo (it was funny) so he started punching me then hes walking away and he says "no stop doing gay shit" omf gi just choked on my mouthwash writing this so I turn to him put the rest of the banana in my mouth and look up and started sucking it by pushing it up and down so it was moving up and down
Then my dad walked in and I didnt notice cuz i was looking up
he wasnt even mad he just sighed
Edit: im not gay and if I was and didnt want yall to know i was gay why tf would I tell this story i like girls

Daily occurrence