MY DAD SAW A PACK OF CONDOMS HE BOUGHT ME 2 YEARS AGO AND HE IS DISAPPOINTED

[Deleted member 8608]

he told me he's disappointed, i didnt even waste 1 condom, he told me how, just how. I told him he was so naive.

 

[Deleted member 18849]

I've never used or ever plan to use a condom.

I find surgical gloves disgusting because the sweat and liquid get trapped inside. Condom is dick's glove.

 

[Deleted member 8608]

I've never used or ever plan to use a condom.

I find surgical gloves disgusting because the sweat and liquid get trapped inside. Condom is dick's glove.

but why my dad say imm a failiure

 

[Gonthar]

Inflate them and use them as balloons: "Hey dad, check this out!"

 

[isis_Bleach]

he told me he's disappointed, i didnt even waste 1 condom, he told me how, just how. I told him he was so naive.

i only ever used one condom and it was to make frog webs with my hand

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Inflate them and use them as balloons: "Hey dad, check this out!"

Gonthar imma end up like you but without losing my vcard

 

[Gonthar]

Gonthar imma end up like you but without losing my vcard

Why, you're younger, taller and better looking than me, just go out there and socialize, make friends, meet girls, get a girlfriend, etc...

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Why, you're younger, taller and better looking than me, just go out there and socialize, make friends, meet girls, get a girlfriend, etc...

Easier said than done jfl, you dont realize how hard it is to be with a girl

 

[Gonthar]

Easier said than done jfl, you dont realize how hard it is to be with a girl

I know, I studied PUA extensively, I approached hundreds of girls, went on many dates and my success rate was very small, I had a few girlfriends though...

 

[Idontknowlol]

Should have told him that condoms are for incels and you only fuck raw

 

[Deleted member 8608]

I know, I studied PUA extensively, I approached hundreds of girls, went on many dates and my success rate was very small, I had a few girlfriends though...

See? Its fucking over, it will never begin.

 

[Gargantuan]

I remember when my secondary school gave everyone a condom 10 years ago during some class.

I still haven't used it

 

[Gonthar]

See? Its fucking over, it will never begin.

What do you mean, you have better odds than me, since you're taller, younger and better looking, just learn game, read as many PUA and seduction books as possible, then go out and put the effort, you should do better than me...

 

[Deleted member 8608]

I remember when my secondary school gave everyone a condom 10 years ago during some class.

I still haven't used it

Some of us are destined to that

 

[Deleted member 8608]

What do you mean, you have better odds than me, since you're taller, younger and better looking, just learn game, read as many PUA and seduction books as possible, then go out and put the effort, you should do better than me...

Even if I do I have aspergers, its gg for me mate

 

[Gonthar]

Even if I do I have aspergers, its gg for me mate

Just read and study PUA, you will learn to say all the right words...

 

[UglyGod360]

Your dad bought you condoms? The fuck is wrong with ur family

 

[MediterraneanApollo]

Over
Your dad sounds like Med giggolo chad
Disappointed due to the fact that his son can not slay like a proper Med

 

[MoggerGaston]

Should have told him that condoms are for incels and you only fuck raw

 

[hiwasuwor]

my mom never ask me if i have a girlfriend as if she know i will never get one

 

[Deleted member 21182]

he told me he's disappointed, i didnt even waste 1 condom, he told me how, just how. I told him he was so naive.

Because of those surgeries u did maybe u should stubblemax to look more masculine because u look really feminine, also get muscular

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Because of those surgeries u did maybe u should stubblemax to look more masculine because u look really feminine, also get muscular

Do I really look femenine?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Do I really look femenine?

Oh no sorry i had the wrong guy , do you have autism because i don't see why you're not slaying unless ur really short ur chadlite

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Oh no sorry i had the wrong guy , do you have autism because i don't see why you're not slaying unless ur really short ur chadlite

How am I chadlite and not slaying, you are contradicting yourself

 

[Deleted member 21182]

How am I chadlite and not slaying, you are contradicting yourself

Probably because ur not NT enough, do you approach girls? Because u have a good enough eye area, tick eyebrows, small enough nose, wide sharp jaw, healthy looking skin, low facial bf( with defined Features) how tall are u? There has to be a reason ur not at least fucking 1 girl a month

 

[Deleted member 21624]

he told me he's disappointed, i didnt even waste 1 condom, he told me how, just how. I told him he was so naive.

Der Untermensch

 

[Deleted member 8608]

do you approach girls?

I barely talk to girls, i havent talked to one in like 1 month

 

[Deleted member 21182]

I barely talk to girls, i havent talked to one in like 1 month

That's probably the problem you should go on dating apps or approach girls more. And for looksmaxing thickening ur neck and getting gymmaxed aesthetic body would easily bring you to 6.5~7 PSL depending on ur height if ur 5'11 upwards although even if you are 5'9 or above you're face makes up for it unless ur a turbo manlet

 

[Deleted member 8608]

That's probably the problem you should go on dating apps or approach girls more. And for looksmaxing thickening ur neck and getting gymmaxed aesthetic body would easily bring you to 6.5~7 PSL depending on ur height if ur 5'11 upwards although even if you are 5'9 or above you're face makes up for it unless ur a turbo manlet

Im 5'9. And my max is 5.5 psl, if i was 6.5 psl i wouldnt be here

 

[Deleted member 8608]

That's probably the problem you should go on dating apps or approach girls more. And for looksmaxing thickening ur neck and getting gymmaxed aesthetic body would easily bring you to 6.5~7 PSL depending on ur height if ur 5'11 upwards although even if you are 5'9 or above you're face makes up for it unless ur a turbo manlet

@aBetterMii whos gonna tell him

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Im 5'9. And my max is 5.5 psl, if i was 6.5 psl i wouldnt be here

5'9 isn't a bad height although it does make it impossible for you to be chad

you kinda have a similar SMV as this guy who is slaying (facially at least)

 

[Deleted member 8608]

5'9 isn't a bad height although it does make it impossible for you to be chadView attachment 1862807you kinda have a similar SMV as this guy who is slaying (facially at least)

Wtf??? What does he even do?? Massive likes

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Im 5'9. And my max is 5.5 psl, if i was 6.5 psl i wouldnt be here

Also i didn't say u were 6.5 and that u could be by gymmaxing

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Also i didn't say u were 6.5 and that u could be by gymmaxing

It only requires to lift weights jfl as if it was hard to do

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Wtf??? What does he even do?? Massive likes

He's German Part of the elevator boys kinda looks like u facially although idk his height, there are thousands of girls simping for him tho

 

[Deleted member 8608]

He's German Part of the elevator boys kinda looks like u facially although idk his height, there are thousands of girls simping for him tho

Brootal, im a singer and producer, do you think if I uploaded covers i would make somethingg?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Brootal, im a singer and producer, do you think if I uploaded covers i would make somethingg?

Depends on how good your songs are, facially though there's nothing wrong with you and if you know people in the business you can maybe blow up if it's good enough

 

[Deleted member 8608]

Depends on how good your songs are, facially though there's nothing wrong with you and if you know people in the business you can maybe blow up if it's good enough

Ok lifefuel to keep leanmaxxing and suffering hunger

 

[Deleted member 5455]

Inflate them and use them as balloons: "Hey dad, check this out!"

Or, ask to play the condom challenge with your dad

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Ok lifefuel to keep leanmaxxing and suffering hunger

Yeah i mean ur basically a clone of one of the members of the most simped over fuckboys in Germany. There's no reason for u to be an incel even looking like you are