My Dad Told Me I Should Play Soccer

[Lev Peshkov]

Should I? He says I have a good physique for soccer. Maybe I can get some social status from such?

 

[BigBiceps]

Yeah, alwayw worth to give it a try.

 

[Baldingman1998]

Biggest Chad I know plays football (soccer)

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Yeah, alwayw worth to give it a try.

I have never played soccer much lol. You got any tips?

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Biggest Chad I know plays football (soccer)

I should probably play it for status then no?

Any tips..

 

[Deleted member 4563]

Soccer (football) wants skinny boys

 

[Baldingman1998]

I should probably play it for status then no?

Any tips..

Status and builds big sexy ass and legs that girls love. You should still train upper body in free time in gym

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Based dad

 

[BigBiceps]

I have never played soccer much lol. You got any tips?

Lol idk what kind of a tip I could give this remotely, but as with almost anything, hard work pays off.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Lol idk what kind of a tip I could give this remotely, but as with almost anything, hard work pays off.

Thanks man, I'll get some shit. See if I can get playing

 

[pisslord]

cope

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Status and builds big sexy ass and legs that girls love. You should still train upper body in free time in gym

I will bhai. Thanks for the motivation tbh

 

[Lev Peshkov]

cope

Yes bhai, my dad telling me to pay soccer is a giga cope. I can't belive how much I was coping here.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

You are too old to ever make it into some good team if you never played it before

 

[Lev Peshkov]

You are too old to ever make it into some good team if you never played it before

I'm not planning on making. A big team jfl, just the school soccer team

 

[Deleted member 6997]

I'm not planning on making. A big team jfl, just the school soccer team

It's a waste of time to start at your age anyway tbh

 

[Deleted member 26]

he says you should play soccer because of your twink body

he will buy you some extra short shorts

 

[Serial Coomer]

Depends on your personality. I hate team sports because your teammates could get pissed at you for making a mistake, soccer is NT BASED. i personally stuck with martial arts in my life

 

[Weed]

I dont enjoy football because kids bullied me when I played it, I'm good at basketball tho ngl

(srs)

 

[inghimasi]

JFL at americans thinking they can play football. You never touched a ball with your feet in your entire existence, dont do it and save yourself the total embarassment on the pitch

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Depends on your personality. I hate team sports because your teammates could get pissed at you for making a mistake, soccer is NT BASED. i personally stuck with martial arts in my life

Based

 

[Lev Peshkov]

JFL at americans thinking they can play football. You never touched a ball with your feet in your entire existence, dont do it and save yourself the total embarassment on the pitch

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Just lol at you gaycel, I'm Russian. Go back to cooming over men tho

 

[buckchadley31]

The tip I'll give you. Don't be a pussy and try to play aggressively, like don't be afraid to hit or push anyone if you have to take or keep the ball

 

[WannaBeA6]

It's a waste of time to start at your age anyway tbh

Basically this lol
At OP's age players are starting their careers already
welcome do oldceldom, OP

 

[Deleted member 5145]

If you've never played before you'll be complete shit compared to everyone else on your team and you probably won't enjoy it. The only hope of making it is if you practice and become somewhat decent with the ball and you're a fast sprinter

 

[Lev Peshkov]

The tip I'll give you. Don't be a pussy and try to play aggressively, like don't be afraid to hit or push anyone if you have to take or keep the ball

Also bring knives and kalashinkovvs

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Basically this lol
At OP's age players are starting their careers already
welcome do oldceldom, OP

Meh, I can get into team sports for school halo tho ngl

 

[Lev Peshkov]

If you've never played before you'll be complete shit compared to everyone else on your team and you probably won't enjoy it. The only hope of making it is if you practice and become somewhat decent with the ball and you're a fast sprinter

I'm nigger tier at sprinting ngl

 

[Deleted member 7112]

Soccer is a incel sport chad only plays basket or football

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Soccer is a incel sport chad only plays basket or football

Brb, all soccer chads are incels

 

[john2]

Soccer is a silly manlet cope.

No wonder why I see middle eastern manlets coping with it often.

Play basketball or learn boxing/MMA instead.

 

[Deleted member 7112]

Brb, all soccer chads are incels

No such thing as soccer chad you brainlet jfl is messi a chad? A big majority of football players are short

Autism tier comment

 

[Gargantuan]

Soccer is a silly manlet cope.

No wonder why I see middle eastern manlets coping with it often.

Play basketball or learn boxing/MMA instead.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

No such thing as soccer chad you brainlet jfl is messi a chad? A big majority of football players are short

Autism tier comment

And btw, giga autistic choosing a sport because

"muh this sport has less chads"

 

[Deleted member 5145]

You should play rugby instead, wish I played rugby and not football in HS. Football is kinda cucked tbh

 

[Lev Peshkov]

You should play rugby instead, wish I played rugby and not football in HS. Football is kinda cucked tbh

I do play rugby, it's really boring I hate my role. I have to run with the ball like a nigger

 

[Deleted member 5145]

I do play rugby, it's really boring I hate my role. I have to run with the ball like a nigger

Stick with rugby, it mogs football. Wingers score the best tries if that's where you play

 

[Nisse]

Hockey mogs football you should know this as a russian lev

Chad icehockey

Virgin football

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Stick with rugby, it mogs football. Wingers score the best tries if that's where you play

Ye I know. OK thanks for the tips then

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Hockey mogs football you should know this as a russian lev

Chad icehockey

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Virgin football
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Lol, OK

 

[Deleted member 7112]

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And btw, giga autistic choosing a sport because

"muh this sport has less chads"

You do you i could care less about your life my nigga.

 

[Lev Peshkov]

You do you i could care less about your life my nigga.

Imagine spelling nigger with an a

 

[AutisticBeaner]

chad always does sports

 

[Deleted member 7112]

Imagine spelling nigger with an a

Imagine saying imagine you Zoomer Cuck

 

[Deleted member 5522]

I hate playing sports

 

[Deleted member 6191]

The tip I'll give you. Don't be a pussy and try to play aggressively, like don't be afraid to hit or push anyone if you have to take or keep the ball

I did this unironicallt in grade 7

 

[Spartacus1-]

I'vee been playing football since i was 7. It all about practice and familiarity with the ball. Once you get down the basics dribbling, juggling, passing, and shooting then everything else will come naturally. It takes time to be good at it. Like years tbh.

 

[Deleted member 4742]

One day I stepped on the ball while attempting to do a trick and sprained my ankle.

 

[xdxdxnice1]

i’ve played football ever since i can remember and was a goalkeeper in a good football academy until 16. i played some games in sunday league in UK a few times to fill in for friends and the general level of play was absolutely terrible a bunch of fatties smashing into each other.

i rarely play on pitch but my team were shitters and so i asked to get moved to midfield and just bullied them all

 

[Deleted member 8165]

nothing to lose