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SKIPPING THE MORNING SHIFT RANT CAUSE IT'D BE TOO LONG - THIS IS SO UNREAL

> dad drops me off in the rain ; hair instantly fucked (40 minutes earlier too)

> about to clock in when my heart starts going crazy, legs shaking, can't stand straight; even managers got worried

> McCrush gets DANGEROUSLY close and my heart almost gives out (holy anime)

> moved to table service for my health just to get bullied by 4 girls nonstop over my appearance + one strand of hair sticking out the net

> group of retards pull up screaming my name while i'm serving plates asking for free food

> bvlls refuse to join the line to the counter, hitting me with the "whatchu gon do?!"

> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost

> bike home in silence, thinking "what if my light dies... HOOOOLY movie"

> light actually dies; biking through pitch black with my phone flashlight
 
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@NinjaRG9 @valentine @inversions @xevuxia this is insanity
 
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dangggggg
 
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I just felt like I’m watching some mini movie :lul:
 
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SKIPPING THE MORNING SHIFT RANT CAUSE IT'D BE TOO LONG - THIS IS SO UNREAL

> dad drops me off in the rain ; hair instantly fucked (40 minutes earlier too)

> about to clock in when my heart starts going crazy, legs shaking, can't stand straight; even managers got worried

> McCrush gets DANGEROUSLY close and my heart almost gives out (holy anime)

> moved to table service for my health just to get bullied by 4 girls nonstop over my appearance + one strand of hair sticking out the net

> group of retards pull up screaming my name while i'm serving plates asking for free food

> bvlls refuse to join the line to the counter, hitting me with the "whatchu gon do?!"

> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost

> bike home in silence, thinking "what if my light dies... HOOOOLY movie"

> light actually dies; biking through pitch black with my phone flashlight
@hax avg day

@valentine
 
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I didn’t mean to offend you bro i just played it in my head
 
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I just felt like I’m watching some mini movie :lul:
this is real and i'm living it + i skipped alot of bumfuck on the way.

atp i'm betting my life on chad 2028; else, everything goes down.
 
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> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost
Yooo this now this this is my nightmare 😡
This shit sounds worse then Tuffano avg day
@inversions
 
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SKIPPING THE MORNING SHIFT RANT CAUSE IT'D BE TOO LONG - THIS IS SO UNREAL

> dad drops me off in the rain ; hair instantly fucked (40 minutes earlier too)

> about to clock in when my heart starts going crazy, legs shaking, can't stand straight; even managers got worried

> McCrush gets DANGEROUSLY close and my heart almost gives out (holy anime)

> moved to table service for my health just to get bullied by 4 girls nonstop over my appearance + one strand of hair sticking out the net

> group of retards pull up screaming my name while i'm serving plates asking for free food

> bvlls refuse to join the line to the counter, hitting me with the "whatchu gon do?!"

> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost

> bike home in silence, thinking "what if my light dies... HOOOOLY movie"

> light actually dies; biking through pitch black with my phone flashlight
Ya I doubt your life is bad your like 6ft mtn
 
Yooo this now this this is my nightmare 😡
my dad isn't even home + my money is locked so i'll have to wait years for new ones to ship.

idek if this is gonna be substracted from my salary or if my parents are gonna be nice enough to pay.
 
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Nigga r u greg heffley?
 
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my dad isn't even home + my money is locked so i'll have to wait years for new ones to ship.

idek if this is gonna be substracted from my salary or if my parents are gonna be nice enough to pay.
If i would be rich i would send you money for air pros bro
@valentine send him money asap sell one of your jeans that can cover like 10 airpods pro
 
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@hax did you lose a airpods pro or regular ones ? But i mean its dosent matter bro bc you cant listen songs bro that shit would piss me off everyday when i go to school i need to listen music
 
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Try being a 5,5 ltn
 
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If i would be rich i would send you money for air pros bro
@valentine send him money asap sell one of your jeans that can cover like 10 airpods pro
tomorrow is 10x worse i have to work for 8h and my break is fucked
 
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@hax did you lose a airpods pro or regular ones ? But i mean its dosent matter bro bc you cant listen songs bro that shit would piss me off everyday when i go to school i need to listen music
regular ones; i bought them a while ago.

i'll try to steal my sister's wired ones tomorrow cause no way jose i'm living like this.
 
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what's funny about this?

it doesn't remove worth from somebody.
it was funny mccrush is funny cuz uu work at mcdonalds get it


holyy humor
 
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regular ones; i bought them a while ago.

i'll try to steal my sister's wired ones tomorrow cause no way jose i'm living like this.
But bro i can see my pods on find my you cant ? I can play sounds etc to find it
 
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starving african children theory

life doesn't ONLY revolve around looks; you can have a shit life and be HTN
But you mention girls are making fun of your looks and that’s what made your day bad so idk why your larping being some big ugly beast
 
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always making sad threads formatting them funny
holy anime
 
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SKIPPING THE MORNING SHIFT RANT CAUSE IT'D BE TOO LONG - THIS IS SO UNREAL

> dad drops me off in the rain ; hair instantly fucked (40 minutes earlier too)

> about to clock in when my heart starts going crazy, legs shaking, can't stand straight; even managers got worried

> McCrush gets DANGEROUSLY close and my heart almost gives out (holy anime)

> moved to table service for my health just to get bullied by 4 girls nonstop over my appearance + one strand of hair sticking out the net

> group of retards pull up screaming my name while i'm serving plates asking for free food

> bvlls refuse to join the line to the counter, hitting me with the "whatchu gon do?!"

> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost

> bike home in silence, thinking "what if my light dies... HOOOOLY movie"

> light actually dies; biking through pitch black with my phone flashlight
its gonna get better for us dont worry:D
 
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measure your skull
 
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measure your skull
my mom is some lazy bum

i asked her where it was and all she did was sigh while sat in a couch watching TV under a blanket
 
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my mom is some lazy bum

i asked her where it was and all she did was sigh while sat in a couch watching TV under a blanket
alright alright I'm just curious
because i thought i had a bigger head but it's small

i realized barrett also has a smaller
head when compared to others
1000109967
 
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SKIPPING THE MORNING SHIFT RANT CAUSE IT'D BE TOO LONG - THIS IS SO UNREAL

> dad drops me off in the rain ; hair instantly fucked (40 minutes earlier too)

> about to clock in when my heart starts going crazy, legs shaking, can't stand straight; even managers got worried

> McCrush gets DANGEROUSLY close and my heart almost gives out (holy anime)

> moved to table service for my health just to get bullied by 4 girls nonstop over my appearance + one strand of hair sticking out the net

> group of retards pull up screaming my name while i'm serving plates asking for free food

> bvlls refuse to join the line to the counter, hitting me with the "whatchu gon do?!"

> finally clock out; airpods got stolen/lost

> bike home in silence, thinking "what if my light dies... HOOOOLY movie"

> light actually dies; biking through pitch black with my phone flashlight
at least you're 5'11
 
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