Eclipse prinz
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This is going to sound like some fanfic.
But I just have nobody to tell this kind of autism to. So, Dnr in advance
Im very gl and walking down the street like a celebrity, as usual
A couple was walking toward me. They had that movie cheerleader and athlete phenotype.
here they'd be called high slayer and Stacy . Though objectively they were both high Htn
In situations like this, the guy often starts touching her and stuff so the girl won't get distracted by me.
And he started straight-up kissing her. They stopped to make out
I hid in my phone because even looking at that out of the corner of my eye feels kind of cuckish.
Though objectively it isn't
Then we passed each other, and she was completely on me, turned with her whole body, waiting for my ioi.
I noticed too late, so it wasn't mutual
My God. Imagine how awkward that must have been for them afterward.
The guy must have felt like a complete cuck
You finish making out with your girlfriend, and a few moments later she's completely on another guy.
I've had things like this happen a lot. Like, a guy starts kissing his girlfriend's hand, and while his head is in her palm, she turns to me and smiles
But the first one was unexpected.
Even relationships between GLs are a joke. Nobody is safe
But I just have nobody to tell this kind of autism to. So, Dnr in advance
Im very gl and walking down the street like a celebrity, as usual
A couple was walking toward me. They had that movie cheerleader and athlete phenotype.
here they'd be called high slayer and Stacy . Though objectively they were both high Htn
In situations like this, the guy often starts touching her and stuff so the girl won't get distracted by me.
And he started straight-up kissing her. They stopped to make out
I hid in my phone because even looking at that out of the corner of my eye feels kind of cuckish.
Though objectively it isn't
Then we passed each other, and she was completely on me, turned with her whole body, waiting for my ioi.
I noticed too late, so it wasn't mutual
My God. Imagine how awkward that must have been for them afterward.
The guy must have felt like a complete cuck
You finish making out with your girlfriend, and a few moments later she's completely on another guy.
I've had things like this happen a lot. Like, a guy starts kissing his girlfriend's hand, and while his head is in her palm, she turns to me and smiles
But the first one was unexpected.
Even relationships between GLs are a joke. Nobody is safe
