My dick is broken

[Deleted member 6128]

I can't fucking piss man, I can't fucking piss I've been to the fucking hospital they said nothing was wrong with me I've already failed 2 exams because I can't focus during it I have this constant need to fucking piss man but when I go it's just a drizzle.

 

[Deleted member 20370]

let them examine your prostate

 

[Deleted member 23391]

sounds like a prostate issue

 

[aBetterMii]

You need to get a sounding rod your pee hole too tight

 

[wollet2]

sounds like a prostate issue

what could be the issue

 

[Deleted member 29167]

I can't fucking piss man, I can't fucking piss I've been to the fucking hospital they said nothing was wrong with me I've already failed 2 exams because I can't focus during it I have this constant need to fucking piss man but when I go it's just a drizzle.

why are u doing exams when ur apparently a millionaire, larp?

 

[Deleted member 6128]

why are u doing exams when ur apparently a millionaire, larp?

Because I'm legally required to be at school + attending a prestige university gives status + I've never stated I was a millionaire

 

[Deleted member 6128]

let them examine your prostate

sounds like a prostate issue

Fuck thats so gay man

 

[Peachy]

Did you have a 1 gram of ketamine a day habit?

 

[Deleted member 29167]

Because I'm legally required to be at school + attending a prestige university gives status + I've never stated I was a millionaire

larp

 

[Deleted member 6128]

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larp

No way I said $10M lmao I wrote it at 1 AM

I meant $1M

I just turned 18 a few days ago you can look up the law here in the UK I have legally attend the final years of school.

 

[Deleted member 29167]

No way I said $10M lmao I wrote it at 1 AM

I meant $1M

I just turned 18 a few days ago you can look up the law here in the UK I have legally attend the final years of school.

oh damn that sucks, hope u get out soon.

 

[Bojack]

Stick a catheter in your urethra and connect it to a bag. Now, the problem is solved.